sweetie029 Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 ...So this morning I'm walking through the train station minding my own business when this little old lady taps me on the shoulder...I turn around and she replies "Miss, Miss, you better be careful you have a tear in the back of your skirt"...Now i thought this was going to be some small rip NOOOO....almost the entire seam is torn I dont know how it happened It couldn't have been my fault b/c theres no way my ass is big enough to make a rip like this lol...but LUCKILY I'm wearing a slip so nothing is revealed...now I've been walking around all day with pins in my skirt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tunnelbandit Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 Well at least the cooter isn't flapping in the breeze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmoneyjive Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 Originally posted by tunnelbandit Well at least the cooter isn't flapping in the breeze. :laugh: :laugh:that made my day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
streetraver Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 The beauty of pants, when you feel a breeze, something ain't right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 Originally posted by streetraver The beauty of pants, when you feel a breeze, something ain't right. . . . Unless they're stovetops and you're freeballing it . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somebitch Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 Originally posted by sweetie029 ...So this morning I'm walking through the train station minding my own business when this little old lady taps me on the shoulder...I turn around and she replies "Miss, Miss, you better be careful you have a tear in the back of your skirt"...Now i thought this was going to be some small rip NOOOO....almost the entire seam is torn I dont know how it happened It couldn't have been my fault b/c theres no way my ass is big enough to make a rip like this lol...but LUCKILY I'm wearing a slip so nothing is revealed...now I've been walking around all day with pins in my skirt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bustaknut2001 Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 I had to tell a young lady she had ketchup on her skirt once. I figured that would be the only way to let her know politely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hitokiri24 Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 Originally posted by tunnelbandit Well at least the cooter isn't flapping in the breeze. talk bout air dry :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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