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favorite little-kid-comebacks


weyes

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you know what i'm talking about. it's what you used to say in the playground when the big bully called you a "doodyhead." you just had to show him that you were infinitely more intelligent by throwing an:

1. "i know you are, but what am i :tongue: ?"

his way. and that sure told him. then there was the classic,

2. "i'm rubber, you're glue; everything you say bounces off me and sticks to you :tongue: ."

you guys got any other faves? (don't forget the :tongue:confused.gif )

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Originally posted by house4life

from carusomass11 on the jersey board

"yo...ever heard of deep dish? No its not pizza. "

classic 2 yr old comeback lol:laugh: :laugh:

ya got me laughing on that one :laugh: ...

got another one:

sticks and stones may break my bones but words'll never hurt me :tongue: .

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Originally posted by weyes

o, this one was a big hit on the jungle gym:

that's what i told your mama when i was fuckin' her in the ass last night.

i, of course, never used that one :D .

kids used that one? :worry:

damn, thats pretty hardcore for a 7 year old...

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Originally posted by weyes

i was kidding crazy1.gif !

oh, ok, 'cos i was like "wtf?" pretty darn hardcore for a 7 year old. i dunno i'm still trying to think about some, but cant seem to, maybe because i lived abroad when i was grade school and maybe we didnt have comebacks or i was just totally oblivious to them

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