pod Posted August 11 Report Share Posted August 11 The thread got moved thankfully! But if you link a graphic, they find out and tell you with that gross shit. Anyway, the graphic was supposed to be of a parody MOS release called 'The Mile High Club', featuring remixes of all these people like Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens, Aaliyah, John Denver...you see where that one is going. But those weirdos at Something Awful swapped it out for a spurting member...guess they don't like linking graphics. Though I honestly apologise if I did offend anyone, my desire for a quick laugh came around and kicked me in the ass. Seriously folks, I sometimes go overboard in text, but I leave the lurid details to your imagination. OK I feel better now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pod Posted August 11 Author Report Share Posted August 11 The Top 10 Signs You've Joined a Cheap HMO10. Annual breast exam conducted at Hooters. 9. Directions to your doctor's office include, "take a left when you enter the trailer park." 8. Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles. 7. Only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter. 6.Only item listed under Preventive Care coverage is "an apple a day." 5.Your "primary care physician" is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month. 4."Patient responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges" is not a typo. 3.The only expense covered 100% is embalming. 2.With your last HMO, your Prozac didn't come in different colors with little "m"s on them. And the Number 1 Sign You've Joined a Cheap HMO...... 1. You ask for Viagra. You get a popsicle stick and duct tape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spinsaikel Posted August 12 Report Share Posted August 12 Originally posted by pod The thread got moved thankfully! But if you link a graphic, they find out and tell you with that gross shit. Anyway, the graphic was supposed to be of a parody MOS release called 'The Mile High Club', featuring remixes of all these people like Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens, Aaliyah, John Denver...you see where that one is going. But those weirdos at Something Awful swapped it out for a spurting member...guess they don't like linking graphics. Though I honestly apologise if I did offend anyone, my desire for a quick laugh came around and kicked me in the ass. Seriously folks, I sometimes go overboard in text, but I leave the lurid details to your imagination. OK I feel better now. that and stileproject.com is gross. Then there is rotten.com. No comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ravengirl Posted August 12 Report Share Posted August 12 Originally posted by pod The Top 10 Signs You've Joined a Cheap HMO10. Annual breast exam conducted at Hooters. 9. Directions to your doctor's office include, "take a left when you enter the trailer park." 8. Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles. 7. Only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter. 6.Only item listed under Preventive Care coverage is "an apple a day." 5.Your "primary care physician" is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month. 4."Patient responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges" is not a typo. 3.The only expense covered 100% is embalming. 2.With your last HMO, your Prozac didn't come in different colors with little "m"s on them. And the Number 1 Sign You've Joined a Cheap HMO...... 1. You ask for Viagra. You get a popsicle stick and duct tape. :laugh: "i like rotten.com it Desensitizes me" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djfrosty Posted August 12 Report Share Posted August 12 That's some funny shit. Instead of linking why don't you download the image and just put it on your server. :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pod Posted August 13 Author Report Share Posted August 13 I was lazy that day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbflux Posted August 13 Report Share Posted August 13 I just read this, Dan. ONLY YOU!!!! don't sweat it, hon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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