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Originally posted by joeg

I wake up, just like any other morning... screw around on cp, have some breakfast, take a shower, go to work...

I get to my fluorescently lit, mind sucking, creativity draining, old-age bringing, hellhole of an office, boot up my computer... and BAM.... blue screen... and it won't bootup....

now... under normal circumstances... after the initial troubleshooting, and fixing attempts... one would just redo the machine...

Today?

Today I said FUCK IT...

I know a few good headhunters if you like, the market is kinda tough today. PM me if your interested...............

Today I walked into my boss' office, and told him I can't work here anymore... that this job was wasting my skills and the ambition I once had... this job is a factor in my depression (and a very large one at that), and due to other personal issues (ie. my liscense, and a few other things) I can't continue to waste my time, and I need to move on with my career/life... (as I had told him a few months ago I would do if they couldn't give me a new position, or something worthwhile)

After a few trips to HR and a meeting or 2 with the director of IT... I'm now officially LAID OFF!!! (wacka wacka, play on words, chuckle chuckle, *clown horn*)

basically, so I can collect unemployment, they decided to have a "Reduction in force" today *cough* as per my request *cough*...

So i'm now:

1) A jobless hippy

2) EXTREMELY FUCKING HAPPY (ahh I missed this feeling)...

lol...

so finally, a step in the right fucking direction...

I couldn't even wipe the stupid grin off my face all day...

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Originally posted by codica3

People seem to be losing their jobs a lot lately.. joeg -- you're like the 3rd or 4th person I know within the last two weeks to lose their job..

"Lose it? I didn't lose it. It's not like, "Whoops! Where'd my job go?" I QUIT. Someone pass me the asparagus."

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Originally posted by shook

LoL i was thinken laid off cause i was bout to say who the fuk would fuk u ;) i mean i would love to see pictures of a girl who would find u attractive :blown:

could you do the same also, for girls that would find you attractive? and no porn stars or girls you paid, please.

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Originally posted by sassa

could you do the same also, for girls that would find you attractive? and no porn stars or girls you paid, please.

uh huh defending over weight peopel by running your mouth smart move girl (your a real winner i bet ) well the fuzzed out facail pic u sent me proved u were a real winner LoL u should atleast ge ta fake pic of a good body chick and then fuzz out the face ;) and thats advice ther girl so listen to me a LiL

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Originally posted by shook

uh huh defending over weight peopel by running your mouth smart move girl (your a real winner i bet ) well the fuzzed out facail pic u sent me proved u were a real winner LoL u should atleast ge ta fake pic of a good body chick and then fuzz out the face ;) and thats advice ther girl so listen to me a LiL

alas, not all of us are as good looking as you, george :rolleyes:

that pic was fuzzed out for a reason, so you WOULDN'T know what i looked like. :laugh:

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Originally posted by joeg

I couldn't even wipe the stupid grin off my face all day...

sometimes i wonder what must have been going through people's minds as i was returning home on the subway and PATH at around 11am on a monday with wide eyes and a big dumb grin on my face, staring in amazement at just about everything and everyone.

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Originally posted by thehacker

sometimes i wonder what must have been going through people's minds as i was returning home on the subway and PATH at around 11am on a monday with wide eyes and a big dumb grin on my face, staring in amazement at just about everything and everyone.

Sounds kind of like the first time you roll...:roll:

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