daemoncel Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 What are some stupid things that have happened at a club.. i lost one of my shoes.. once.. and had to leave.. i was only at the club for like 20 minutes.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
so54 Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 Originally posted by daemoncel What are some stupid things that have happened at a club.. i lost one of my shoes.. once.. and had to leave.. i was only at the club for like 20 minutes.. how did you lose your shoe??? how does that happen?? where did it go:confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetie029 Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 This past Feb. I went to Exit...Me & my friends were dancing on the stage & this group of like 6 guys were kicking around an empty water bottle (looked like hackey sack) well the bottle flew near one of my friends feet & she picked it up to hand it back to them & the one kid started flipping out b/c he said it was a magic bottle & it lost all it's powers since it touched the floor....I could only imagine what drugs they were on but I was going to ask them if they had any more lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 I was at Temptations about 3 or 4 summers ago and I was standing next to my pal............without so much as a warning, he pulled off each shoe took off his socks, threw them into the crowd, then proceeded to put his shoes back on and go about his business like nothing even happened Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daemoncel Posted August 14 Author Report Share Posted August 14 Originally posted by so54 how did you lose your shoe??? how does that happen?? where did it go:confused: well i was dancing really hard.. and a phat beat came on and i was bouncing all over and my shoe came off on a bounce, and i looked everywhere and never found it.. i got my foot stomped on like 60 times before i just gave up and left.. (IT WAS A KENNETH COLE SHOE WITH A BUCKLE AND HAD NO LACES SO I COULDN"T TIE IT) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daemoncel Posted August 14 Author Report Share Posted August 14 Originally posted by ou812 I was at Temptations about 3 or 4 summers ago and I was standing next to my pal............without so much as a warning, he pulled off each shoe took off his socks, threw them into the crowd, then proceeded to put his shoes back on and go about his business like nothing even happened that is the funniest shit i've ever heard!just like that.. like if it was nothing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 it was the weekend before my birthday last year, i was in a club, i was drunk as hell, i was standing by the stage and this girl on stage asks me to come up with her on it... so being drunk and not having a care in the world i do so, we're dancing for few minutes and im gettting drunker by the second then all of sudden i danced right off the stage and on to the floor.. bashed apart my knee and hip, and then got up real quick, and made the "drink" gesture, in a drunken state of mind hoping shed think that i meant that and that i was going to go get a drink lol... but we all knew it meant that im a dick and had nothing else to say... so i bounced over to the other side of the club layed low for a few mins with my boys and then proceed to dance again... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoke Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 I could have sworn there was a sofa there... but there wasn't."You shouldn't drink any more tonight."Good advice... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 Originally posted by daemoncel that is the funniest shit i've ever heard!just like that.. like if it was nothing... Yup.......at the time I was like , but after the fact I was laughing my balls off about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hitokiri24 Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 Originally posted by dgmodel it was the weekend before my birthday last year, i was in a club, i was drunk as hell, i was standing by the stage and this girl on stage asks me to come up with her on it... so being drunk and not having a care in the world i do so, we're dancing for few minutes and im gettting drunker by the second then all of sudden i danced right off the stage and on to the floor.. bashed apart my knee and hip, and then got up real quick, and made the "drink" gesture, in a drunken state of mind hoping shed think that i meant that and that i was going to go get a drink lol... but we all knew it meant that im a dick and had nothing else to say... so i bounced over to the other side of the club layed low for a few mins with my boys and then proceed to dance again... now thats funny!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbbooom Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 me, my brother and my friend were removed from the club because there were'too many people there' and then after waiting 10 minutes to get back in we proceded to walk down the street while a guard dog barked at us and my friend pissed all over it b.c he was so mad. that shit was funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoke Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 Originally posted by bbbooom me, my brother and my friend were removed from the club because there were'too many people there' and then after waiting 10 minutes to get back in we proceded to walk down the street while a guard dog barked at us and my friend pissed all over it b.c he was so mad. that shit was funny He pissed on the dog? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbbooom Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 yea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoke Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 Sorry, that's just mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trancerxn112 Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 Originally posted by hoke Sorry, that's just mean. I disagree i think thats extremely funny... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoke Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 Originally posted by trancerxn112 I disagree i think thats extremely funny... I'm sure we just have different values... I fail to see how pissing on a dog is funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdancer Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 I almost fell down the stairs @ Exit once when I was really bombed , but caught myself on the railing. It was a good thing too no one saw me but I ended up laughing @ myself.... The funniest is when someone else falls down the stairs.Another time I saw a couple fighting, I guess his girl was mad cause he was hitting on some other dame. So anyway her man spouts some cheesy song lyrics, I think it was Rich Luzzi "Your the one that I want and I can't go on without you". I turned around for a sec then double backed and they are both dry humping against the wall... I thought to myself damn girls on "e" are so damn easy ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trancerxn112 Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 comeon man think about it... thats funny!!! damn dog always yapping while people are trying to walk, relax or sleep... some pissed off dude comes around and pisses on him i bet that shut the little fucker up... in dog policy technically that dog is now the property of bbbooom's friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
so54 Posted August 15 Report Share Posted August 15 Originally posted by hoke I'm sure we just have different values... I fail to see how pissing on a dog is funny. nope, nope, not funny at all:( pretty gross actually:rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klohe Posted August 15 Report Share Posted August 15 I didn't find it funny either.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
so54 Posted August 15 Report Share Posted August 15 Originally posted by dgmodel it was the weekend before my birthday last year, i was in a club, i was drunk as hell, i was standing by the stage and this girl on stage asks me to come up with her on it... so being drunk and not having a care in the world i do so, we're dancing for few minutes and im gettting drunker by the second then all of sudden i danced right off the stage and on to the floor.. bashed apart my knee and hip, and then got up real quick, and made the "drink" gesture, in a drunken state of mind hoping shed think that i meant that and that i was going to go get a drink lol... but we all knew it meant that im a dick and had nothing else to say... so i bounced over to the other side of the club layed low for a few mins with my boys and then proceed to dance again... hahahahahahahahahha....this is the funniest one:laugh:i can just picture it! ........good story:aright: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Posted August 15 Report Share Posted August 15 Originally posted by dgmodel it was the weekend before my birthday last year, i was in a club, i was drunk as hell, i was standing by the stage and this girl on stage asks me to come up with her on it... so being drunk and not having a care in the world i do so, we're dancing for few minutes and im gettting drunker by the second then all of sudden i danced right off the stage and on to the floor.. bashed apart my knee and hip, and then got up real quick, and made the "drink" gesture, in a drunken state of mind hoping shed think that i meant that and that i was going to go get a drink lol... but we all knew it meant that im a dick and had nothing else to say... so i bounced over to the other side of the club layed low for a few mins with my boys and then proceed to dance again... OMG that is too funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbbooom Posted August 15 Report Share Posted August 15 WELL IT WAS PRETTY FUKIN FUNNY WHEN IT HAPPENED. BUT I DONT KNWO WHAT POST YOU PEOPLEARE READING... IT DOESNT SAY THE FUNNIEST THING.... IT SAYS THE STOOPID... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tunnelbandit Posted August 15 Report Share Posted August 15 Angel dust+steps.....you do the math Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
so54 Posted August 15 Report Share Posted August 15 Originally posted by bbbooom WELL IT WAS PRETTY FUKIN FUNNY WHEN IT HAPPENED. BUT I DONT KNWO WHAT POST YOU PEOPLEARE READING... IT DOESNT SAY THE FUNNIEST THING.... IT SAYS THE STOOPID... ok genius lemme help ya out here.....in your original post you ended with "that shit was funny"we know what the title of the damn thread is, we were just disagreeing with the fact that YOU thought it was funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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