shlongus Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 I am sitting here in a 12000 Square foot gym with absolutly nothing to do. Dad is on vication this week so i have to open the gym at noon everyday except tommorow, i have to be their at 9:3o to teach one class for an hour and sit here answering the dam phones until 4. I guess i could work out and lift some weights but i am too lazy so i'll just sit here drinking Pepsi and eating Doritoes and post useless shit on CP. This dumbass just calls and is like hey "do you guys have boxing", i am like no this is a gymnastics gym, ok how about "rock climbing wall"? i am like sir, this is a gymnastics gym we dont have that either, he is like well how about.......and as he was about to ask another random and pointless question i stopped hiom and said sir for the love of g-d we only have gymnastics equipment and thats it and then i hung up...........their are some stupid ass people in life.......wow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nautilus60 Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 dad is on vacation? can we throw a rave in there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shlongus Posted August 26 Author Report Share Posted August 26 WE COULD HAVE A PHAT RAVE HERE, JUST TELL ME THE DAY..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lobster1981 Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 Originally posted by shlongus I am sitting here in a 12000 Square foot gym with absolutly nothing to do. Dad is on vication this week so i have to open the gym at noon everyday except tommorow, i have to be their at 9:3o to teach one class for an hour and sit here answering the dam phones until 4. I guess i could work out and lift some weights but i am too lazy so i'll just sit here drinking Pepsi and eating Doritoes and post useless shit on CP. This dumbass just calls and is like hey "do you guys have boxing", i am like no this is a gymnastics gym, ok how about "rock climbing wall"? i am like sir, this is a gymnastics gym we dont have that either, he is like well how about.......and as he was about to ask another random and pointless question i stopped hiom and said sir for the love of g-d we only have gymnastics equipment and thats it and then i hung up...........their are some stupid ass people in life.......wow Thank you so much for wasting my time with your useless shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shlongus Posted August 26 Author Report Share Posted August 26 YOU ARE A USELESS PIECE OF SHIT.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 the 3 of you are useless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lobster1981 Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 Originally posted by vicman the 3 of you are useless What can we do.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shlongus Posted August 26 Author Report Share Posted August 26 WE DO WHAT WE CAN.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 doritos and pepsi sounds like a perfectly balanced meal.....i might need to run downstairs to the corner vendor and get some...cool ranch or nacho cheese, thats the question..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shlongus Posted August 26 Author Report Share Posted August 26 definitly cool ranch thats not even a contest!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lobster1981 Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 Originally posted by vicman doritos and pepsi sounds like a perfectly balanced meal.....i might need to run downstairs to the corner vendor and get some...cool ranch or nacho cheese, thats the question..... I'll have cool ranch doritos and pepsi:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 ooo..'twas a tuf choice, but i got the cool ranchier..with extra cool ranch stuff...since i got nach cheesier last time i got doritos it was cool ranchiers turn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookiegirl Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 Originally posted by shlongus definitly cool ranch thats not even a contest!!! A more truthful statement was never spoken. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spinsaikel Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 shlongus, you should invest in a machine that pours out nothing but ranch out of a hose. wouldnt that be grand. nx time, just buy a bag of reg. ranch chips and just fill that pupp up to the top with your ranch hose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candeo Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 Schlong, you sound a little tense. You should really consider hitting those weights and burn off some of that stress. It's way more rewarding than berating Lobster.And then hold a rave for us.PS - Hell yeah, Ninja Turtle Pie commercials! I remember those! man, those were awesome. Great tagline too.Anybody ever seen Apple Ugly cakes? They sell em in the south. Their tagline is "Apple Uglys - Ho Made, Just Like Moms"bitch! how'd they know my moms was ho made? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candeo Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 Check it out! I found it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spinsaikel Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 Originally posted by candeo Schlong, you sound a little tense. You should really consider hitting those weights and burn off some of that stress. It's way more rewarding than berating Lobster.And then hold a rave for us.PS - Hell yeah, Ninja Turtle Pie commercials! I remember those! man, those were awesome. Great tagline too.Anybody ever seen Apple Ugly cakes? They sell em in the south. Their tagline is "Apple Uglys - Ho Made, Just Like Moms"bitch! how'd they know my moms was ho made? i've heard of apple uglie's being sold up here actually. and as for ninja turtle pies...they were gross. I've never been a fan of green vanilla. Or is it vanilla? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jroo Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 cool ranch sux . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shlongus Posted August 27 Author Report Share Posted August 27 WELL JUST FINISHED ANOTHER REWARDING 45 MINUTE CLASS OF TEACHING 3 &4 YEAR OLDS WHILE THEY RUN AROUND SCREAMING AND YELLING AND CLIMBING ON EVERYTHING IN SITE........I AM CRAVING SUSHI, ANYONE WNAT TO BRING ME SOME I AM HERE BORED WITH NOTHING TO DO UNTIL 4I AM REALLY THINKING ABOUT HAVING A PARTY AT THE GYM, IT WOULD BE CRAZY, MY STEO BRO HOOKED UP A SYSTEM HERE WITH SURROUND SOUND AROUND THE GYMNASTICS FLOOR, SO IT COULD GET PRETTY LOUD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 Originally posted by spinsaikel i've heard of apple uglie's being sold up here actually. and as for ninja turtle pies...they were gross. I've never been a fan of green vanilla. Or is it vanilla? ewwww..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 Originally posted by shlongus WELL JUST FINISHED ANOTHER REWARDING 45 MINUTE CLASS OF TEACHING 3 &4 YEAR OLDS WHILE THEY RUN AROUND SCREAMING AND YELLING AND CLIMBING ON EVERYTHING IN SITE........I AM CRAVING SUSHI, ANYONE WNAT TO BRING ME SOME I AM HERE BORED WITH NOTHING TO DO UNTIL 4I AM REALLY THINKING ABOUT HAVING A PARTY AT THE GYM, IT WOULD BE CRAZY, MY STEO BRO HOOKED UP A SYSTEM HERE WITH SURROUND SOUND AROUND THE GYMNASTICS FLOOR, SO IT COULD GET PRETTY LOUD i guess you would rather be teaching 18-22 yo girls instead and having the yell and scream and running all over the place would you huh?if u hook that party up, candeo here says that he spins, maybe he can bring some of his epic trance to delight us all along with the ho made apple pies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shlongus Posted August 27 Author Report Share Posted August 27 DONE.....I CAN GO FOR SOME OF THAT RIGHT ABOUT NOW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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