quoth Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 yea..i fucking hope yer happy now SallieMae you grubby bunch of fucks..THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PAYMENT IS IN THE FUCKIN MAIL!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 Originally posted by quoth yea..i fucking hope yer happy now SallieMae you grubby bunch of fucks..THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PAYMENT IS IN THE FUCKIN MAIL!! Get use to it, it doesn't get any better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted August 28 Author Report Share Posted August 28 Originally posted by kaydup Get use to it, it doesn't get any better it sure doesnt brotha man...they have been bleeding me dry since Septemeber 2001...and still got 10-15 yrs to go...thanx to this damn job i got i plan on cuttin that shit into more than half and having it off my shoulders in 3 yrs or less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 ...try using a damp sponge......you know someone should come out with flavored envelope glue - they'd make a killing...sometimes i'm afraid to lick too many for fear of what happened to george's girlfriend on Seinfeld... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted August 28 Author Report Share Posted August 28 Originally posted by phatman ...try using a damp sponge...im sorry but...can anyone else see quoth chillin with a damp sponge mailing his payment? yea....its just not me. fuckin...yo...what happened on that seinfeld episode...im like anti-seinfeld...never thought he was funny.also...for those men who work in offices...i know damn well u all have that one hot chic who sits there and ya's CANT FUCKING WAIT til she licks an envelope, then u just explode like Peter North Uzi-style RAT-TAT-TAT-TAT into yer waste basket...but then slowly realize that u forgot to take off the paper shredder attachment thus making yer penis part of the ENRON scandal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilfootzz81 Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 :otopic: i once knew a girl who licked an envelope and slit her tongue open doin it.........a few days later her tongue started mysteriously swelling up and leaking nasty fluids and her face started turning pale blue... so she goes to the doctor and it turned out....now.. hold ur stomaches ppl.... the glue from the envelope she licked a couple of days earlier, had maggot eggs in it which caused her to develop a new batch of baby maggots----- INSIDE HER TONGUE!!!!!juss thought i'd share that with u allcarry on!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoke Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 That's quite possibly the most repulsive thing I've ever read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted August 28 Author Report Share Posted August 28 Originally posted by lilfootzz81 :otopic: i once knew a girl who licked an envelope and slit her tongue open doin it.........a few days later her tongue started mysteriously swelling up and leaking nasty fluids and her face started turning pale blue... so she goes to the doctor and it turned out....now.. hold ur stomaches ppl.... the glue from the envelope she licked a couple of days earlier, had maggot eggs in it which caused her to develop a new batch of baby maggots----- INSIDE HER TONGUE!!!!!juss thought i'd share that with u allcarry on!!! OH STFU AND STOP BELIVING THE COVER STORIES OF WEEKLY WORLD NEWS WHILE WAITING ON LINE AT GENOVESE YOU FUCK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotcheme Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 can't you pay your bills online? i HATE regular mail with a passion, especially for bills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djqwest Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 That's what I'm talkin about.Originally posted by hotcheme can't you pay your bills online? i HATE regular mail with a passion, especially for bills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilfootzz81 Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 Originally posted by quoth OH STFU AND STOP BELIVING THE COVER STORIES OF WEEKLY WORLD NEWS WHILE WAITING ON LINE AT GENOVESE YOU FUCK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
so54 Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 Originally posted by lilfootzz81 :otopic: i once knew a girl who licked an envelope and slit her tongue open doin it.........a few days later her tongue started mysteriously swelling up and leaking nasty fluids and her face started turning pale blue... so she goes to the doctor and it turned out....now.. hold ur stomaches ppl.... the glue from the envelope she licked a couple of days earlier, had maggot eggs in it which caused her to develop a new batch of baby maggots----- INSIDE HER TONGUE!!!!!juss thought i'd share that with u allcarry on!!! blah... thats just an urban legend. i've heardthat same story from people before:rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
so54 Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 Originally posted by quoth ...im like anti-seinfeld...never thought he was funny. yer missin out... seinfeld ROCKS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
so54 Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 Originally posted by phatman ...you know someone should come out with flavored envelope glue - they'd make a killing...good phatman... you should patent that shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.