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1. How many hours can you dance without stopping?

2. How many shots can you handle before passing out?

3. How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the....

Please provide 3 references from ex-girlfriends so I will be able to pre-judge your sexual ability, dedication, and psychoticness.

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Originally posted by ibclubbin

1. How many hours can you dance without stopping?

2. How many shots can you handle before passing out?

3. How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the....

Please provide 3 references from ex-girlfriends so I will be able to pre-judge your sexual ability, dedication, and psychoticness.

BG

THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT :deal:

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Originally posted by ibclubbin

1. How many hours can you dance without stopping?

2. How many shots can you handle before passing out?

3. How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the....

Please provide 3 references from ex-girlfriends so I will be able to pre-judge your sexual ability, dedication, and psychoticness.

BG

how many licks hmmmm all night if shes jsut right

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Originally posted by pipdaddy

must have strong legs....especially in the knees

don't steal my stuff

must have a badonka butt

i like my women hairy

I guess I'm not the only one who heard that funny phone call. Pip did you hear the one about the woman who called the dealership because there was a "turd" in her car?

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Originally posted by latinaz

I have to come up with an application for a boyfriend..

what questions should I ask to determine if "he" is right for me??

Any help would be appreciated.

:D

This is for fun but hey - you never know!

When will you be accepting applications and where can I get one?

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Originally posted by latinaz

This Sunday I will be giving out the applications. (no one will be in line waiting for it, but thats ok) lol

Thats why I have to know what questions to ask.

NJ - to answer your question...I will protect you!!

i wont wait in line because youre gonna give me one before hand right ?? i need to find an inside edge

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Originally posted by latinaz

FOR THOSE WHO DONT KNOW WHAT I LOOK LIKE...

DONT BE SCARED NOW :hat:

ITS NOT WORKING...,..AS USUAL - OH WELL

hey got the perfect sollution i was listining to howard stern and he said this website called kiss.com your looking for online love there you go

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Originally posted by trewguy

hey got the perfect sollution i was listining to howard stern and he said this website called kiss.com your looking for online love there you go

Anything that HOward Sterns is promoting I wouldnt want to be a part of.... He has all these "Crazy" people that would do ANYTHING. Cant go that route..

I need someone to calm me down...Im crazy enough...:whip2:

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