trancerxn112 Posted September 7 Report Share Posted September 7 1. Women wear high heels to bed. 2. Men are never impotent. 3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory. 4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her. 5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm. 6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men. 7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob. 8. Women always orgasm when men do. 9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket. 10. All women are noisy fucks. 11. People in the 70s couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background. 12. Those tits are real. 13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt. 14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum. 15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other. (and the girl isn't disgusted!) 16. Double penetration makes women smile. 17. Asian men don't exist. 18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth. 19. There's a plot. 20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt. 21. Nurses suck patient's cocks. 22. Men always pull out. 23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you. 24. Women never have headaches... or periods. 25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it". 26. Assholes are clean. 27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned. 28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there. 29. Men don't have to beg. 30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyh Posted September 7 Report Share Posted September 7 ~~shouldn't this be on the sex board:confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingartur Posted September 7 Report Share Posted September 7 Originally posted by sexxyh ~~shouldn't this be on the sex board:confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmikedr Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 Originally posted by sexxyh ~~shouldn't this be on the sex board:confused: oh people need a good stir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danamdkny Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there. :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyh Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 Originally posted by trancerxn112 8. Women always orgasm when men do. ~~~i knoooooooooooooow!! i wish it was like that in real life! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codica3 Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 Originally posted by sexxyh ~~shouldn't this be on the sex board:confused: Agreed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 Wow........thjis describes my life to a T. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackorn Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 Originally posted by trancerxn112 21. Nurses suck patient's cocks. Now I know why that nursed got pissed when I asked her for some! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReginaP Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 Originally posted by Crackorn Now I know why that nursed got pissed when I asked her for some! you got slapped, didn't ya? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trancerxn112 Posted September 9 Author Report Share Posted September 9 Originally posted by Crackorn Now I know why that nursed got pissed when I asked her for some! Anyone notice how nurses are either really old or really ugly? is this just something ive noticed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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