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Tom Clancy - "I believe that sex is one of the most

beautiful, natural,

wholesome things that money can buy."

Steve Martin - "You know 'that look' women get when

they want sex?

Me neither."

Drew Carey "Sex without love is a meaningless

experience, but as

meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned


Woody Allen - "Having sex is like playing bridge. If

you don't have a

good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

Rodney Dangerfield - "If it weren't for pickpockets

I'd have no sex

life at all."

George Burns - "It isn't premarital sex if you have

no intention of

getting married."

Lynn Lavner - "There are a number of mechanical

devices which

increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.

Chief among

these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible."

George Burns - "Sex at age 90 is like trying to

shoot pool with a


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