LavenderMenace Posted September 18 Report Share Posted September 18 So, I'm sure most of us have had this experience before:go out. drink. a lot. too much. wake up the next morning with bruises you cant explain. dont remember how you got them, but there they are! (or maybe I'm the only drunken klutz)Ok... That said. I woke up with a REALLY unexplainable bruise this morning. I have a bruise in my ARMPIT?!? How the hell could that have possibly happened? Seriously what would one have to be doing to obtain a bruise in that location? And I'm not talking like, in the general area... its IN the pit.I believe I have reached an all new level of drunken clumsyness. I am officially dubbing myself: UBER-KLUTZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted September 18 Report Share Posted September 18 . . . . ya know, a one liner was *this* close . . but I just lost it . . .poof! . . . . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted September 18 Report Share Posted September 18 ...shoudlnt this be on the sex board?... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LavenderMenace Posted September 18 Author Report Share Posted September 18 Originally posted by phatman ...shoudlnt this be on the sex board?... well, I know its not sex-related, cause I didnt have any. not even a little. (the man's out of town )maybe its a freak bouncing accident. I dont know, but it hurts like a biatch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted September 18 Report Share Posted September 18 . . . What in gods name did you do last night? . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted September 18 Report Share Posted September 18 ...pit pain...very interesting...well wishes...keep arms down at all times please and limit bouncing to a minimum...good luck.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LavenderMenace Posted September 18 Author Report Share Posted September 18 Originally posted by phuturephunk . . . What in gods name did you do last night? . . . HomeGrown and Filter 14... I dont know, but somehow... I know its Bog's fault! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gothzane Posted September 18 Report Share Posted September 18 Did you closeline someone when they tried to take your vodka redbull away? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carrera69 Posted September 18 Report Share Posted September 18 my last gf used to bruise like crazy, ppl thought I was beating hershe was a partier, drinker and it ends up she has a vitamin deficiency of hehehe Vitamin K..really, thoughthey told her to eat more green leafys and bananas and food with lots of K in and it helpedtake a daily multi and see what happens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barvybe Posted September 19 Report Share Posted September 19 its called "barstool armpit"you know, when you are all fucked up and only manage to hold yourself in your seat by leaninig heavy on the barstool back.nice work kid i'm proud of you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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