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FU you to getting home from DEKO last nite and hurling my brains out (FUCKING STACKERS!!)

FU to being HUNGOVER.

FU to not being able to call out sick because the kid I work with is incompetent and I cant trust him for 4hrs alone!!

FU to the owner running out to my car as I pulled up asking me why the phone is so loud..So I can fucking hear it!

FU to the girl who slid a flyer down the back of my pants as I was leaving DEKO..I have a paper cut on my right ass cheek!!

I dont remember the last time I was this fucking miserable.

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Originally posted by jp18

FU you to getting home from DEKO last nite and hurling my brains out (FUCKING STACKERS!!)

FU to being HUNGOVER.

FU to not being able to call out sick because the kid I work with is incompetent and I cant trust him for 4hrs alone!!

FU to the owner running out to my car as I pulled up asking me why the phone is so loud..So I can fucking hear it!

FU to the girl who slid a flyer down the back of my pants as I was leaving DEKO..I have a paper cut on my right ass cheek!!

I dont remember the last time I was this fucking miserable.

Aww..... Poor JP, that's not the way to start Friday morning......

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FU to sick calls that leave you holding the bag

FU to having to work 32 hours in 2 days

FU to having to come in after that and give a presentation to the board of directors at 8am on 3 hours sleep

FU to bosses that appreciate and love your work so much they give you more work to do

FU to waiting for the promotion and raise while you're doing all this extra work

FU to extra work that infiltrates into date/party/sleep time

FU to having to carry a long range beeper...if i am not at work and the shit hits the fan, the place can fcuking fall down, don't call me

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Originally posted by pandora1305

FU to sick calls that leave you holding the bag

FU to having to work 32 hours in 2 days

FU to having to come in after that and give a presentation to the board of directors at 8am on 3 hours sleep

FU to bosses that appreciate and love your work so much they give you more work to do

FU to waiting for the promotion and raise while you're doing all this extra work

FU to extra work that infiltrates into date/party/sleep time

FU to having to carry a long range beeper...if i am not at work and the shit hits the fan, the place can fcuking fall down, don't call me

i like complaining...

FU to the retards i'm in charge of that don't understand the words "by the end of the day"

FU to the boss that can't comprehend that i'm in charge of retards

FU to weekend work after a 75 hour work week

FU to myself for not finding a new job

FU to the DMV guy who asked me for a fucking birth certificate this morning (b/c i look so much like a terrorist) after i voluntarily woke up and hour and half early to be the first in line

good times...

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Originally posted by jp18

FU you to getting home from DEKO last nite and hurling my brains out (FUCKING STACKERS!!)

FU to being HUNGOVER.

FU to not being able to call out sick because the kid I work with is incompetent and I cant trust him for 4hrs alone!!

FU to the owner running out to my car as I pulled up asking me why the phone is so loud..So I can fucking hear it!

FU to the girl who slid a flyer down the back of my pants as I was leaving DEKO..I have a paper cut on my right ass cheek!!

I dont remember the last time I was this fucking miserable.

Damn boy!! What the hell were you drinking last night? I stopped after about 5 apple martinis and 3 of those damn shots!!! I called out last friday so i couldn't do it again!!! Thought about it though.......!!!

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Originally posted by jp18

JPDD and Hunnie---I dont think I drank alot at all, it was the stacker that tore up my stomach.

I am no longer cranky, hungover, or feeling shitty...

I am back to normal....With the exception of the paper cut on my ass!

Ok....glad your feeling better :D

I took a couple of stackers yesterday too...if you don't eat enough though it'll hit ya in the tummy

You seriously have a paper cut on your ass...OUCH!

That is toooooo funny ha ha :D

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Originally posted by hunnie818

Ok....glad your feeling better :D

I took a couple of stackers yesterday too...if you don't eat enough though it'll hit ya in the tummy

You seriously have a paper cut on your ass...OUCH!

That is toooooo funny ha ha :D

I thought she slipped in my back pocket..:(

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Originally posted by pandora1305

yeah, i'll have a serving of 2003 right now too

BIG FU to ex boyfriend's with more muscles than brains:blown:

who should just go :hang: himself

keep the drama, and leave me out of it!

:phone::biggun:

lol.....muscles & brains do not belong in the same sentence

They are all Double D's....Diesel & Dumb.... I know, i've dated them all....lol

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Originally posted by pandora1305

yeah, i'll have a serving of 2003 right now too

BIG FU to ex boyfriend's with more muscles than brains:blown:

who should just go :hang: himself

keep the drama, and leave me out of it!

:phone::biggun:

lol.....muscles & brains do not belong in the same sentence

They are all Double D's....Diesel & Dumb.... I know, i've dated them all....lol :D

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Originally posted by hunnie818

lol.....muscles & brains do not belong in the same sentence

They are all Double D's....Diesel & Dumb.... I know, i've dated them all....lol :D

Yeah me too! I'm sick of these really hot hot guys who are just soooo stupid that you have to walk away as soon as they open their mouths!!! The only things they know about are the gym and roids!!!! Ask them a question about something going on in the world they have no clue!!!

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Originally posted by doubleplay1970

hmm so i guess its being implied that if i keep training ill be come less intelligent. and that i would only be attractive now becuase i am not hot or built hmmmmmm nice compliments huh

Shut the fuck up!!!! J/K!!!! You are perfect the way you are!!! Just don't do roids and you will be fine!!!

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