mrmatas2277 Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 FAMOUS SEX QUOTESTom Clancy: "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, naturalwholesome things that money can buy."Steve Martin: "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Meneither."Drew Carey: "Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but asmeaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good."Woody Allen: "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have agood partner, you'd better have a good hand."Rodney Dangerfield: "If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sexlife at all."Rodney Dangerfield: "My wife said she'd like to have sex in the backseat of the car... and she wanted me to drive."George Burns: "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention ofgetting married."George Burns: "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with arope."Lynn Lavner: "There are a number of mechanical devices which increasesexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is theMercedes-Benz 380SL."Harvey Korman: "Using Viagra is like putting a new flagpole on acondemned building." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunnyhost Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 OMG! These r tooooo funny!! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dnice35 Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 where did you find those?sex quoteMrMatas : "I'd still be a virgin if it weren't for my dog." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laliux Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 I remember these:If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast."Sex is dirty only if it's done right." -Woody AllenSex is an emotion in motionand this is one of mine:Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lavosdeldiablo Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 :laugh: Those were funny... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmatas2277 Posted September 27 Author Report Share Posted September 27 Originally posted by dnice35 sex quoteMrMatas : "I'd still be a virgin if it weren't for my dog." keep on dennis....hope u can walk to the bank today bro.... :finger: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dnice35 Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 Originally posted by mrmatas2277 keep on dennis....hope u can walk to the bank today bro.... :finger: I got nothing but luv for ya bro........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimid Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fidosgrrl Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 "good boys deserve a spanking too! " Me after one Heineken"It's only kinky the first time " Me after two heinies"Once to try it, Twice if I like it" Me after three heinies"I may be easy, But, NEVER CHEAP " me after four heinies"Oh it only hurts the first time, oh comm on hun bend over! you'll see! " Me after four heinies and a hiccup "NoW thatz a big un " five heinies" You can have anything you want, but you'll have to dance for it first ! " me right before puking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digital7 Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 pft ... -----------------------------------------------------Jess, that was good shit there! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fidosgrrl Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 Originally posted by digital7 pft ... -----------------------------------------------------Jess, that was good shit there! :laugh: ahe disdain slices me in two. Funny, I never saw myself as having the personality of a shoe ( And here I thought that was actually funny :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunnyhost Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 Originally posted by fidosgrrl ahe disdain slices me in two. Funny, I never saw myself as having the personality of a shoe ( And here I thought that was actually funny :laugh: Don't mind us around here fido....it's a constant love/hate thing b/w most of us...u'll get used to it and our sarcasm....welcome aboard by the way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fidosgrrl Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 Thanks for the welcome wagon I was wondering how many posts iut would take to get a kind hello BTW I do not mind, I have been critiqued by many for my "balls out" approach to things> I don't mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fidosgrrl Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 Thanks for the welcome wagon I was wondering how many posts iut would take to get a kind hello BTW I do not mind, I have been critiqued by many for my "balls out" approach to things> I don't mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgeacasta2 Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunnyhost Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 Originally posted by fidosgrrl Thanks for the welcome wagon No Prob:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digital7 Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 I'm a scorpio too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunnyhost Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 Originally posted by digital7 I'm a scorpio too And ur point would be......Lol...just messin' with ya Digital:tongue: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digital7 Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 well aren't you just a barrel of laughs today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunnyhost Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 Originally posted by digital7 well aren't you just a barrel of laughs today? Just today:confused: Come on..give me some credit here...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digital7 Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 ok, ok .. but just alittle, I dont want you to overindulge yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fidosgrrl Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 Boy you guys hand out humble pie as if this place was a 24 hour dinner serving up grits and cheese .... So now what does a girl gotta do to get a cup o java around here ( keep the responses g rated, unless you really want me to act on them ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunnyhost Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 Originally posted by digital7 ok, ok .. but just alittle, I dont want you to overindulge yourself lol..ok ok..a little taken! Thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digital7 Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 Originally posted by fidosgrrl Boy you guys hand out humble pie as if this place was a 24 hour dinner serving up grits and cheese .... So now what does a girl gotta do to get a cup o java around here ( keep the responses g rated, unless you really want me to act on them ) fiesty aren't we? by the way, welcome to the board Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmatas2277 Posted September 27 Author Report Share Posted September 27 Originally posted by fidosgrrl Boy you guys hand out humble piewelcome to our board....(please dont feed the animals) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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