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perns2002 Posted October 2 Author Report Share Posted October 2 So what do you guys have to say abuyt Guidette's? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njgymaholic Posted October 2 Report Share Posted October 2 Originally posted by jp18 I forget who said it yesterday on the radio but there was another comment something like "you know its the first day of october when the Yankees are in the Playoffs and the mets are getting high" I knew I would get to use this joke sooner or later (BIG Yankees fan by the way):A first grade teacher explains to her class that she isa NY Mets fan. She asks her students to raise their handsif they are Mets fans too. Not really knowing what a Metsfan is, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, theirhands fly into the air. There is one exception.A little boy named Charlie has not gone along with thecrowd. The teacher asks him why he has decided to bedifferent."Because I'm not a Mets fan" he says.."Then," asks the teacher,"what are you?""I'm a proud NY Yankees fan!" boasts the little boy.The teacher is a little pissed off now, her face is all red. She asks Charlie why he is a Yankees fan."Well, my Dad and Mom are Yankees fans, so I'm a Yankeesfan too" he responds. The teacher is now angry. "That'sno reason," she says loudly."What if your Mom was an asshole, and your dad was an idiot.What would you be then?"Charlie smiles and says, "THEN I'd be a Mets fan!!!"YANKEES WINNN! THEEEEEEEE YANKEES WIN!! :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perns2002 Posted October 2 Author Report Share Posted October 2 Don't turn my thread into a Yankee/Met thing...... Start your own................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted October 2 Report Share Posted October 2 Originally posted by perns2002 So what do you guys have to say abuyt Guidette's? See the problem with this question and the guido question is that my definition of guidos and guidettes stems from the early to mid 90's ya know. A guidette was a tough Italian chick with her hair all teased up and brutal year round tan, and a guido was a humongous steroid pumped freak (also Italian, also year round tan), wore gold chains, who loved to get drunk and into fights every night he went out, "Eyyyy, yooo tawkin' to me?!"So I don't think pretty boys/girls of today aren't real guidos by the traditional definitions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jp18 Posted October 2 Report Share Posted October 2 Originally posted by njgymaholic I knew I would get to use this joke sooner or later (BIG Yankees fan by the way):A first grade teacher explains to her class that she isa NY Mets fan. She asks her students to raise their handsif they are Mets fans too. Not really knowing what a Metsfan is, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, theirhands fly into the air. There is one exception.A little boy named Charlie has not gone along with thecrowd. The teacher asks him why he has decided to bedifferent."Because I'm not a Mets fan" he says.."Then," asks the teacher,"what are you?""I'm a proud NY Yankees fan!" boasts the little boy.The teacher is a little pissed off now, her face is all red. She asks Charlie why he is a Yankees fan."Well, my Dad and Mom are Yankees fans, so I'm a Yankeesfan too" he responds. The teacher is now angry. "That'sno reason," she says loudly."What if your Mom was an asshole, and your dad was an idiot.What would you be then?"Charlie smiles and says, "THEN I'd be a Mets fan!!!"YANKEES WINNN! THEEEEEEEE YANKEES WIN!! :laugh: :laugh: Perns--As long as you meet me fridaynite:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perns2002 Posted October 2 Author Report Share Posted October 2 Originally posted by ou812 See the problem with this question and the guido question is that my definition of guidos and guidettes stems from the early to mid 90's ya know. A guidette was a tough Italian chick with her hair all teased up and brutal year round tan, and a guido was a humongous steroid pumped freak (also Italian, also year round tan), wore gold chains, who loved to get drunk and into fights every night he went out, "Eyyyy, yooo tawkin' to me?!"So I don't think pretty boys/girls of today aren't real guidos by the traditional definitions. I agree with you also, so what do you call toady's "Guido's" Pretty Boy Guido's, Guidos of the Millenium, .........?U can answer my ? just for the sake of answering Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perns2002 Posted October 2 Author Report Share Posted October 2 Originally posted by jp18 Perns--As long as you meet me fridaynite:D I will you got it............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jpdd810 Posted October 2 Report Share Posted October 2 Originally posted by perns2002 No No I am RIGHT, Humor and Personilty are key also, the inner person........... u can be great looking but please god don't talk................ Now that is what really pisses me off. A guy could be drop dead gorgeous and have more money than god but if he has no personality or whatever I just have to walk away. I don't care what he has. If I can't hold a conversation with him that is it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njgymaholic Posted October 2 Report Share Posted October 2 Originally posted by perns2002 I agree with you also, so what do you call toady's "Guido's" Pretty Boy Guido's, Guidos of the Millenium, .........?U can answer my ? just for the sake of answering The "all purpose guido"............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perns2002 Posted October 2 Author Report Share Posted October 2 Originally posted by jpdd810 Now that is what really pisses me off. A guy could be drop dead gorgeous and have more money than god but if he has no personality or whatever I just have to walk away. I don't care what he has. If I can't hold a conversation with him that is it!! No your touching on a whole differnt topic with the $ thang, but your right I hate that. I am a pretty lucky girl I might add, my BF pretty much has it all........ and I wan't even looking for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siciliagirl Posted October 2 Report Share Posted October 2 Originally posted by ou812 See the problem with this question and the guido question is that my definition of guidos and guidettes stems from the early to mid 90's ya know. A guidette was a tough Italian chick with her hair all teased up and brutal year round tan, and a guido was a humongous steroid pumped freak (also Italian, also year round tan), wore gold chains, who loved to get drunk and into fights every night he went out, "Eyyyy, yooo tawkin' to me?!"So I don't think pretty boys/girls of today aren't real guidos by the traditional definitions. just to make sure everyone knows - not all guidettes and guidos are/were italian ...there were other kinds too......and "eyyyy, yooo tawkin' to me is not a REAL ITALIAN talking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perns2002 Posted October 2 Author Report Share Posted October 2 Originally posted by siciliagirl just to make sure everyone knows - not all guidettes and guidos are/were italian ...there were other kinds too......and "eyyyy, yooo tawkin' to me is not a REAL ITALIAN talking. YEAH ........................... I hear you on that............................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jpdd810 Posted October 2 Report Share Posted October 2 Originally posted by perns2002 No your touching on a whole differnt topic with the $ thang, but your right I hate that. I am a pretty lucky girl I might add, my BF pretty much has it all........ and I wan't even looking for him. No I'm just saying a guy can have looks and a great job with a good future and a great salary but without the other stuff he has nothing to offer me!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted October 2 Report Share Posted October 2 Originally posted by siciliagirl just to make sure everyone knows - not all guidettes and guidos are/were italian ...there were other kinds too......and "eyyyy, yooo tawkin' to me is not a REAL ITALIAN talking. In Jersey it is............I know in Italy it's "siete che comunicate con mi" but I think guido's in Italy are a whole nother chapter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perns2002 Posted October 2 Author Report Share Posted October 2 Originally posted by jpdd810 No I'm just saying a guy can have looks and a great job with a good future and a great salary but without the other stuff he has nothing to offer me!! right.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jpdd810 Posted October 2 Report Share Posted October 2 Just wondering do any of you girls have your old pics of the big hair days?? I have a ton of them!!! Pretty good laugh if you ask me!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perns2002 Posted October 2 Author Report Share Posted October 2 ey you talkin to me? = Lui sta parlare' con me'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elens73178 Posted October 2 Report Share Posted October 2 I'm not a guidette, but i married a pretty boy guido and i wouldn't have it any other way. He spikes his hair, get's it highlighted, waxes his eyebrows and gets manicures. None of these things make him ay less of a man, and I love it that he takes care of imself and cares what he looks like. Nothing is worse than a guy who doesn't take care of himself....yuck:blown: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pipdaddy Posted October 2 Report Share Posted October 2 this thread is dying to be taken offtopic....sooooduring the season the mets had a promotion where if you brought a can of pepsi on a wednesday night, you could sit in the left field bleachers for free. they filled the seats every night. turns out if you brought a can of coke any night during the week, you would get free admission into the clubhouse....ps. italians suck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPYGIRL3 Posted October 2 Report Share Posted October 2 Originally posted by ou812 Howard Stern said something funny this morning.........something to the effect of......."You're as high as a NY Met" I don't really care for either team, I was just picking on Pipdaddy.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleplay1970 Posted October 2 Report Share Posted October 2 hmmm my .02cenntsgido owned 2 things cavaricci's and an Iroc or mustang :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perns2002 Posted October 2 Author Report Share Posted October 2 Originally posted by doubleplay1970 hmmm my .02cenntsgido owned 2 things cavaricci's and an Iroc or mustang :laugh: WHat about B.U.M Equipment and Gorilla Wear?????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njgymaholic Posted October 2 Report Share Posted October 2 Originally posted by doubleplay1970 hmmm my .02cenntsgido owned 2 things cavaricci's and an Iroc or mustang :laugh: 2 Words....Sergio Tecchini...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted October 2 Report Share Posted October 2 Originally posted by njgymaholic 2 Words....Sergio Tecchini...... another 2.............B.U.M. Equipment................ :eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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