ghhhhhost Posted October 8 Report Share Posted October 8 Yo, pay attentionAnd listen real closely how I break this slang shit downCheck it, my weed smoke is my lye A ki of coke is a pieWhen I'm lifted, I'm highWith new clothes on, I'm flyCars is whips and sneakers is kicksMoney is chips, movies is flicksAlso, cribs is homes, jacks is pay phonesCocaine is nose candy, cigarettes is bonesA radio is a box, a razor blade is a oxFat diamonds is rocks and jakes is copAnd if you got rubbed, you got stuck You got shot, you got buckedAnd if you got double-crossed, you got fuckedYour bankroll is your poke, a choke hold is a yokeA kite is a note, a con is a okey dokeAnd if you got punched that mean you got snuffedTo clean is to buff, a bull scare is a strong bluffI know you like the way I'm freakin' itI talk with slang and I'ma never stop speakin' itYo, yoA burglary is a jook, a woof's a crookMobb Deep already explained the meanin' of shookIf you caught a felony, you caught a FIf you got killed, you got leftIf you got the dragon, you got bad breathIf you 730, that mean you crazyHit me on the hip means page meAngel dust is sherm, if you got AIDS, you got the germIf a chick gave you a disease, then you got burnedMax mean to relax, guns and pistols is gatsCondoms is hats, critters is cracksThe food you eat is your grubA victim's a markA sweat box is a small club, your tick is your heartYour apartment is your padYour old man is your dadThe studio is the lab and heated is madI know you like the way I'm freakin' itI talk with slang and I'ma never stop speakin' itThe iron horse is the train and champaign is bubblyA deuce is a honey that's uglyIf your girl is fine, she's a dimeA suit is a fine, jewelry is shineIf you in love, that mean you blindGenuine is real, a face card is a hundred dollar billA very hard, long stare is a grillIf you sneakin' to go see a girl, that mean you creepin'Smilin' is cheesin', bleedin' is leakin'Beggin is bummin, if you nuttin you cominTakin' orders is sunnin', an ounce of coke is a onionA hotel's a telly, a cell phone's a cellyJealous is jelly, your food box is your bellyTo guerrilla mean to use physical forceYou took a L, you took a lossTo show off mean floss, uhI know you like the way I'm freakin' itI talk with slang and I'ma never stop speakin' it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyme Posted October 8 Report Share Posted October 8 Originally posted by ghhhhhost Yo, pay attentionAnd listen real closely how I break this slang shit downCheck it, my weed smoke is my lye A ki of coke is a pieWhen I'm lifted, I'm highWith new clothes on, I'm flyCars is whips and sneakers is kicksMoney is chips, movies is flicksAlso, cribs is homes, jacks is pay phonesCocaine is nose candy, cigarettes is bonesA radio is a box, a razor blade is a oxFat diamonds is rocks and jakes is copAnd if you got rubbed, you got stuck You got shot, you got buckedAnd if you got double-crossed, you got fuckedYour bankroll is your poke, a choke hold is a yokeA kite is a note, a con is a okey dokeAnd if you got punched that mean you got snuffedTo clean is to buff, a bull scare is a strong bluffI know you like the way I'm freakin' itI talk with slang and I'ma never stop speakin' itYo, yoA burglary is a jook, a woof's a crookMobb Deep already explained the meanin' of shookIf you caught a felony, you caught a FIf you got killed, you got leftIf you got the dragon, you got bad breathIf you 730, that mean you crazyHit me on the hip means page meAngel dust is sherm, if you got AIDS, you got the germIf a chick gave you a disease, then you got burnedMax mean to relax, guns and pistols is gatsCondoms is hats, critters is cracksThe food you eat is your grubA victim's a markA sweat box is a small club, your tick is your heartYour apartment is your padYour old man is your dadThe studio is the lab and heated is madI know you like the way I'm freakin' itI talk with slang and I'ma never stop speakin' itThe iron horse is the train and champaign is bubblyA deuce is a honey that's uglyIf your girl is fine, she's a dimeA suit is a fine, jewelry is shineIf you in love, that mean you blindGenuine is real, a face card is a hundred dollar billA very hard, long stare is a grillIf you sneakin' to go see a girl, that mean you creepin'Smilin' is cheesin', bleedin' is leakin'Beggin is bummin, if you nuttin you cominTakin' orders is sunnin', an ounce of coke is a onionA hotel's a telly, a cell phone's a cellyJealous is jelly, your food box is your bellyTo guerrilla mean to use physical forceYou took a L, you took a lossTo show off mean floss, uhI know you like the way I'm freakin' itI talk with slang and I'ma never stop speakin' it Thats my baby...MAMA IS PROUD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheendawg Posted October 8 Report Share Posted October 8 Now, THAT'S WHOA!!! "Yo......that was the illest rhyme I ever seen, son!!!!" - Shorty, Scary Movie LMFMAO:rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brickhouse Posted October 8 Report Share Posted October 8 shut up yall cracka ass crackas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted October 8 Report Share Posted October 8 yo, we gonna fuckin' go down and smoke some fuckin' shit, yo. wanna fuckin' come and shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angelicious Posted October 9 Report Share Posted October 9 "I'll bust a cap in his ass""that bitch was all up in my shit, yo""I want some credit up in this bitch, yo""shorty you be looking good and shit" :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perns2002 Posted October 9 Author Report Share Posted October 9 Thank you all for making me laugh - ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angelicious Posted October 9 Report Share Posted October 9 Perns2002, It was funny, I think I may have a good post to start up for people to post too, I will put it on tonight. Make sure you put some posts too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellinita Posted October 9 Report Share Posted October 9 Dat shit's mad dope yoDamn daz some ill shit you got there son/man/bro/niggaWhoa daz one busted bitchYou be talkin' shit bout me nigga??Let's go smoke some treez @ da cribMe and mah boyz were chillin' @ da crib when this ill lookin bitch walked in wit her niggazI quote Ludacris... "roll out"... and many many more... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perns2002 Posted October 10 Author Report Share Posted October 10 Originally posted by angelicious Perns2002, It was funny, I think I may have a good post to start up for people to post too, I will put it on tonight. Make sure you put some posts too. Let's see it.................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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