nyis4meatheads Posted October 9 Report Share Posted October 9 3 people all randomly called in sick today. (I wish I realized it was senior-skip-day here), my boss hasn't been seen in over an hour, my weekly status meeting was cancelled (I'm assuming), and I don't have dick to do. Now this is more like it! Figures that the one day I've got nothing to do at work, NO ONE IS POSTING!! Get with it here people!Can anyone think of anything entertaining for me to do here? I'm open to any and all suggestions (this could be good). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snatch69 Posted October 9 Report Share Posted October 9 uh, somebody sent you emails you never replied to. does that help? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted October 9 Report Share Posted October 9 meathead is on crack...work and good can never go in the same sentence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted October 9 Report Share Posted October 9 Well why dont you try: A. sitting on your mouse and trying to do work like thatB. Look at porn2. Try to sleep with your eyes openC. Fake a nervous break down4. Act like you are sooooo busyA. Go to the bathroom and "entertain" yourself (see #D. Search the internet till you come to the end 1. Play who pulled the fire alarm with your office;) F. Play hide your thumb:blank: 7. Start talking in different made up languages, (see #C)25. See how many boards you can postwhore100 G. Go hogging in the officeZ. Find the mail guy and tell him if a package that is addressed to you smells funny, then Do not bring it in the office ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinybutterfli Posted October 9 Report Share Posted October 9 Work is slow here too and no one is posting on DC CP either! come on people! I know you aren't workin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted October 9 Report Share Posted October 9 Originally posted by kaydup Well why dont you try: B. Look at pornA. Go to the bathroom and "entertain" yourself (see #F. Play hide your thumb:blank: he should try these 3 in conjunction Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nyis4meatheads Posted October 9 Author Report Share Posted October 9 Originally posted by snatch69 uh, somebody sent you emails you never replied to. does that help? Yup, it definitely did! Shoot, now that's done though and I have to find something else to entertain me... hmmmmmmmm... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted October 9 Report Share Posted October 9 Originally posted by vicman he should try these 3 in conjunction Good point Vic:aright: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snatch69 Posted October 9 Report Share Posted October 9 Originally posted by nyis4meatheads Yup, it definitely did! Shoot, now that's done though and I have to find something else to entertain me... hmmmmmmmm... funny, i never got an email? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nyis4meatheads Posted October 9 Author Report Share Posted October 9 Well why dont you try: A. sitting on your mouse and trying to do work like that- I've been sitting on my mouse for years now. It keeps it warm and toastyB. Look at porn-I'd rather be making porn2. Try to sleep with your eyes open- I swear I've done this before at work. Ever just completely zone the fuck out and kind of lose consciousness in front of your computer? Am I the only one that does that?C. Fake a nervous break down- with all the coffee I've drank this morning, I might not be faking it. Can someone stop me from twitching?4. Act like you are sooooo busy- everytime anyone comes over to me I act like I'm working on this huge, intensely important computer thing. When actually I'm posting to you guys.A. Go to the bathroom and "entertain" yourself (see #- :covert_masturbation_smiley: - this is a fun game to play at workD. Search the internet till you come to the end - I hit the end yesterday... the butler did it1. Play who pulled the fire alarm with your office- I don't know anyone who plays that game F. Play hide your thumb:blank: - will you play with me d:rew? 7. Start talking in different made up languages, (see #C)- I'm going to do something similar... I'll going to start using George-Bush-style made-up words. I need to exercise more cautiousery when I'm using the internet. 25. See how many boards you can postwhore- I don't want to postwhore on other boards.. I want to postwhore here.100 G. Go hogging in the office- Now that's funny!! There's more swine in this office than I can handle. Z. Find the mail guy and tell him if a package that is addressed to you smells funny, then Do not bring it in the office - - this is doubly funny. I'm also going to tell him that if I smell funny, not to let me in the office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nyis4meatheads Posted October 9 Author Report Share Posted October 9 Originally posted by snatch69 funny, i never got an email? Are you sure? Check again. I hate when I hit 'reply' instead of 'reply to all' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snatch69 Posted October 9 Report Share Posted October 9 Originally posted by nyis4meatheads Are you sure? Check again. I hate when I hit 'reply' instead of 'reply to all' wtf? i got that, i'm talking about the one i sent you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whadupg Posted October 9 Report Share Posted October 9 Originally posted by kaydup Well why dont you try: A. sitting on your mouse and trying to do work like thatB. Look at porn2. Try to sleep with your eyes openC. Fake a nervous break down4. Act like you are sooooo busyA. Go to the bathroom and "entertain" yourself (see #D. Search the internet till you come to the end 1. Play who pulled the fire alarm with your office;) F. Play hide your thumb:blank: 7. Start talking in different made up languages, (see #C)25. See how many boards you can postwhore100 G. Go hogging in the officeZ. Find the mail guy and tell him if a package that is addressed to you smells funny, then Do not bring it in the office ;) ...looks like someone else is bored at work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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