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3 people all randomly called in sick today. (I wish I realized it was senior-skip-day here), my boss hasn't been seen in over an hour, my weekly status meeting was cancelled (I'm assuming), and I don't have dick to do. Now this is more like it! Figures that the one day I've got nothing to do at work, NO ONE IS POSTING!! :mad: Get with it here people!

Can anyone think of anything entertaining for me to do here? I'm open to any and all suggestions (this could be good).

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Well why dont you try:

A. sitting on your mouse and trying to do work like that

B. Look at porn

2. Try to sleep with your eyes open

C. Fake a nervous break down

4. Act like you are sooooo busy

A. Go to the bathroom and "entertain" yourself ;) (see #B)

D. Search the internet till you come to the end

1. Play who pulled the fire alarm with your office;)

F. Play hide your thumb:blank:

7. Start talking in different made up languages, (see #C)

25. See how many boards you can postwhore

100 G. Go hogging in the office

Z. Find the mail guy and tell him if a package that is addressed to you smells funny, then Do not bring it in the office ;) ;)

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Well why dont you try:

A. sitting on your mouse and trying to do work like that

- I've been sitting on my mouse for years now. It keeps it warm and toasty

B. Look at porn

-I'd rather be making porn

2. Try to sleep with your eyes open

- I swear I've done this before at work. Ever just completely zone the fuck out and kind of lose consciousness in front of your computer? Am I the only one that does that?

C. Fake a nervous break down

- with all the coffee I've drank this morning, I might not be faking it. Can someone stop me from twitching?

4. Act like you are sooooo busy

- everytime anyone comes over to me I act like I'm working on this huge, intensely important computer thing. When actually I'm posting to you guys.

A. Go to the bathroom and "entertain" yourself (see #B)

- :covert_masturbation_smiley: - this is a fun game to play at work

D. Search the internet till you come to the end

- I hit the end yesterday... the butler did it

1. Play who pulled the fire alarm with your office

- I don't know anyone who plays that game

F. Play hide your thumb:blank:

- will you play with me d:rew? :puke:

7. Start talking in different made up languages, (see #C)

- I'm going to do something similar... I'll going to start using George-Bush-style made-up words. I need to exercise more cautiousery when I'm using the internet.

25. See how many boards you can postwhore

- I don't want to postwhore on other boards.. I want to postwhore here.

100 G. Go hogging in the office

- :laugh: Now that's funny!! There's more swine in this office than I can handle.

Z. Find the mail guy and tell him if a package that is addressed to you smells funny, then Do not bring it in the office

- :laugh: - this is doubly funny. I'm also going to tell him that if I smell funny, not to let me in the office.

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Originally posted by kaydup

Well why dont you try:

A. sitting on your mouse and trying to do work like that

B. Look at porn

2. Try to sleep with your eyes open

C. Fake a nervous break down

4. Act like you are sooooo busy

A. Go to the bathroom and "entertain" yourself ;) (see #B)

D. Search the internet till you come to the end

1. Play who pulled the fire alarm with your office;)

F. Play hide your thumb:blank:

7. Start talking in different made up languages, (see #C)

25. See how many boards you can postwhore

100 G. Go hogging in the office

Z. Find the mail guy and tell him if a package that is addressed to you smells funny, then Do not bring it in the office ;) ;)

:laugh: ...looks like someone else is bored at work

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