mrmatas2277 Posted October 9 Report Share Posted October 9 ROMANCE MATHEMATICS>>>Smart man + smart woman = romance>Smart man + dumb woman = affair>Dumb man + smart woman = marriage>Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy>>>>SHOPPING MATH>>>>>A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.>A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.>>>>GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS>>>>A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.>A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.>A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A >successful woman is one who can find such a man.>>>>HAPPINESS>>>To be happy with a man,>you must understand him a lot and love him a little.>To be happy with a woman,>you must love her a lot and not try understand her at all.>>>>MEMORY>>>Any married man should forget his mistakes,>there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.>>>>APPEARANCE>>>Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.>Women somehow deteriorate during the night.>>>>PROPENSITY TO CHANGE>>>A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man >marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.>>>>DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE>>>A woman has the last word in any argument.>Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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meli2444 Posted October 10 Report Share Posted October 10 NOT NICE JESS.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obby Posted October 10 Report Share Posted October 10 Behind every good man is a great woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vipnerd Posted October 10 Report Share Posted October 10 And behind a great woman there's a G-String.Vip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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