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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

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>Smart man + smart woman = romance

>Smart man + dumb woman = affair

>Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

>Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

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>SHOPPING MATH

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>A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

>A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

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>GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

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>A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

>A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

>A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A

>successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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>HAPPINESS

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>To be happy with a man,

>you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

>To be happy with a woman,

>you must love her a lot and not try understand her at all.

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>MEMORY

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>Any married man should forget his mistakes,

>there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

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>APPEARANCE

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>Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

>Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

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>PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

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>A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man

>marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

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>DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

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>A woman has the last word in any argument.

>Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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