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Guys, put on your sailor suits and sing along with me-

There is nothing like a dame!

Nothing in the world....

There is nothing you can name that is

ANYTHING like a dame!

If you don't know the song, shame on you and go rent 'South Pacific' Sure I auditioned for the part of Lt. Cable but they said I was too Greek looking.

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Originally posted by phuturephunk

. . . what!!??! . . do you want us to talk about matching colors and sex and the city or something?? . . . I'm confused . . :confused: . . .

I was thinking more along the lines of complementing our stellar personalities...:eek: ... imagine that! :rolleyes:

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Originally posted by marcid21

I was thinking more along the lines of complementing our stellar personalities...:eek: ... imagine that! :rolleyes:

. . .Oh please now . . That whole other thread was dedicated to how males without a foot long cock and a physique that could score the cover of Mens Health pretty much don't have a right to exist . . Gimmie an effin break . . :aright: . . .

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Originally posted by phuturephunk

. . .Oh please now . . That whole other thread was dedicated to how males without a foot long cock and a physique that could score the cover of Mens Health pretty much don't have a right to exist . . Gimmie an effin break . . :aright: . . .

i'll give you an effin break....i'll break your face! :mad:

i didn't even read that other waste of space....so that theory is out the window :rolleyes:

...next :blank:

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Guys, let's get back to singing-

(Jimmy does a wonderful Ezio Pinza impression)-

Some enchanted evening

you may see a stranger

you may see a stranger

across a crowded room

and somehow you know

you know even then

that somewhere you'll see her again and again

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Originally posted by Crackorn

Guys, let's get back to singing-

(Jimmy does a wonderful Ezio Pinza impression)-

Some enchanted evening

you may see a stranger

you may see a stranger

across a crowded room

and somehow you know

you know even then

that somewhere you'll see her again and again

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

musical sing-a - long on CP hehe:D

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ok...this is quite cornay,but since i'm old and i just saw him in concert...it's the one song i always think of when i think of women...well, at least one of 'em....

____________________________

She can kill with a smile

She can wound with her eyes

She can ruin your faith with her casual lies

And she only reveals what she wants you to see

She hides like a child

But she's always a woman to me

She can lead you to live

She can take your or leave you

She can ask for the truth

But she'll never believe you

And she'll take what you give her as long as it's free

She steals like a thief

But she's always a woman to me

CHORUS

Oh-she takes care of herself

She can wait if she wants

She's ahead of her time

Oh-and she never gives out

And she never gives in

She just changes her mind

She will promise you more

Than the Garden of Eden

Then she'll carelessly cut you

And laugh while you're bleedin'

But she'll bring out the best

And the worst you can be

Blame it all on yourself

Cause she's always a woman to me

CHORUS

She is frequently kind

And she's suddenly cruel

She can do as she pleases

She's nobody's fool

But she can't be convicted

She's earned her degree

And the most she will do

Is throw shadows at you

But she's always a woman to me

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