Dark_Night Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 1. You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me. 2. The new girl in my office is a real beauty, and a stripper too; I invited her over for dinner on Friday. 3. Honey, did you leave that skid in the toilet bowl? Good one! 4. While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover. 5. Bar food again? Kick ass! 6. I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class. 7. That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, I'm gonna go over and talk to her. 8. Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" at all times, then you don't have to mess with it anymore. 9. I've decided to buy myself a boob job. How big do you want 'em? 10. It's only the third quarter, you should order a couple more pitchers. 11. Honey, come here! Watch me do a Tequila shot off of Stephanie's bare ass. 12. My mother is going to take care of the tab, so order another round for you and your friends. 13. I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again. 14. Damn! I love when my pillow smells like your cigars and beer. You passed out before brushing your teeth again, ya' big silly! 15. You are so much smarter than my father. 16. If we're not going to have sex, then you have to let me watch football. 17. Are you sure you've had enough to drink? 18. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house. 19. You're so sexy when you're hung over. 20. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping. 21. Let's subscribe to Hustler. 22. I'll be out painting the house. 23. I love it when you ride your Harley, I just wish you had more time to ride. 24. Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing topless again, come see! 25. No, No, I'll take the car to have the oil changed. 26. Your mother is way better than mine. 27. Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and buy yourself something. 28. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire. 29. You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings. 30. Look! My ass is fatter than yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dknybabe2929 Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 :laugh: thats hysterical and very true...I would NEVER say any of those things... HILARIOUS!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notallthere Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 Actually i have had a girl say the boob one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cgm Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 I would say 5, 10 and 17, but thats just me, and I like my men to be raging alcoholics........Some thing a MAN would never say:-Do you want the remote control honey?-Im sorry, I was wrong.-Im sad. Can I talk to you about my feelings? :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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