juleswinfield Posted November 4 Report Share Posted November 4 Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there thinks you're a fat skank. Man: Is this seat empty?Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Probably because you'd be on your knees greeting my crotch. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: That's cool, 'cause after I get done nailing you in the back of my car... I don't give a crap where you go. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: No problem, I can always withdraw onto your face Man: Do you want to dance? Woman: No! Man: I think you misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: That works for me... as long as you're still warm when I do you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dawglvr Posted November 6 Report Share Posted November 6 This is stupid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobadrinker Posted November 10 Report Share Posted November 10 Don't dis unless you can come up with something better, newbie!Kinda pathetic but funny. Restores faith to all us who've been shut down before...(and thats all of us)Originally posted by dawglvr This is stupid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeygk Posted December 7 Report Share Posted December 7 Originally posted by juleswinfield Man: Do you want to dance? Woman: No! Man: I think you misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants. Most of those were pretty tasteless, but I have to admit that the 'dance' one is pretty damn funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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