Jump to content
Clubplanet Nightlife Community
Sign in to follow this  
juleswinfield

Male Comebacks

Recommended Posts

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there thinks you're a fat skank.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Probably because you'd be on your knees greeting my crotch.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: That's cool, 'cause after I get done nailing you in the back of my car... I don't give a crap where you go.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: No problem, I can always withdraw onto your face

Man: Do you want to dance?

Woman: No!

Man: I think you misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants.

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: That works for me... as long as you're still warm when I do you.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Originally posted by juleswinfield

Man: Do you want to dance?

Woman: No!

Man: I think you misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants.

Most of those were pretty tasteless, but I have to admit that the 'dance' one is pretty damn funny.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

Sign in to follow this  

×