xrapturex Posted November 7 Report Share Posted November 7 When you've had an absolute "I hate my job" day try this:On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy. Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie down on your bed. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken. Take out the material that comes with the thermometer and read it.You will notice that in small print there is a statement:"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested" Now close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: "I am so glad I do not work for quality control at the Johnson and Johnson Company". Have a nice day folks and remember, there is always someone with a worsejob than yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dknybabe2929 Posted November 7 Report Share Posted November 7 I DOnt hate my job today, BUT I HATE MY BOSS TODAY:mad: Usually hes so nice, but today he is pissing me off so bad I am going to end up shoving the fax machine up his ass:blank: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted November 7 Report Share Posted November 7 LOL that's a funny story....well i technically don't have a "job" it's an internship but YES I FUCKIN HATE ITIt's all women who work there, no cubicles, and they make me do the stupidest shit......only like 25% of the time i'm there, i'm actually doing public relations stuff like writing press releases, etc... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xrapturex Posted November 7 Author Report Share Posted November 7 Yeah I hate my job, sometimes I think I would rather test thermometers up my @$#... JK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPYGIRL3 Posted November 7 Report Share Posted November 7 Originally posted by xrapturex When you've had an absolute "I hate my job" day try this:On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy. Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie down on your bed. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken. Take out the material that comes with the thermometer and read it.You will notice that in small print there is a statement:"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested" Now close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: "I am so glad I do not work for quality control at the Johnson and Johnson Company". Have a nice day folks and remember, there is always someone with a worsejob than yours. :laugh2: I love my job, I get a lil slow every now and then, but wouldn't trade it..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleplay1970 Posted November 7 Report Share Posted November 7 my job can get boring and very tiring ( move 325000 lbs of material in 50 lb bags everyday) I will say we do have fun. where else can you walk in a room and guys are wrestling on the floor or throwing crisco snowballs at eachother or basically at any moment somethign happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubchic1006 Posted November 7 Report Share Posted November 7 I don't even think the word "hate" can describe how I feel about my job! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liqidtouch Posted November 7 Report Share Posted November 7 as mucas i dont like my job - i have to keep in mindthat WORK is a 4 letter word like the other ones we know-but then again?so is CASH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurie619 Posted November 7 Report Share Posted November 7 You guys should be very greatful that you have jobs. . .Life is not always what one wants it to be, but you should make the best of it as it is, its the only way to be happy. . .Oh well everyone sees things through different windows. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPYGIRL3 Posted November 8 Report Share Posted November 8 Originally posted by laurie619 You guys should be very greatful that you have jobs. . .Life is not always what one wants it to be, but you should make the best of it as it is, its the only way to be happy. . .Oh well everyone sees things through different windows. . . Hey, how's Hallmark treating you???? J/KI have only ever hated one job that I had....But live and learn.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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