notallthere Posted November 13 Report Share Posted November 13 I have tons but a few of the greats stand out in my mind ......years ago I used to do construction work and I was throwing this huge slab of tile and concrete into a dumpster and there was a peice of wire mesh haging off it. I hoisted it over my head to throw it in the dumpster not realizing that a piece caught my arm so when I threw it in it tore my arm open from top to bottom. Guts where all hanging out and shit. So I grabbed some duck tape and stuffed the guts back in and taped myself up. No doctor or nothing.I’m that bad lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleplay1970 Posted November 13 Report Share Posted November 13 you are one sick foker u kow that. sometimes i dont know if its true or shit you make up. worst cut hmmmmmdont really know about that but id have to go with getting one in the elbow and one in the knee wasnt a bad cut just how i got it and what could have happened was enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericone Posted November 13 Report Share Posted November 13 i got blasted in the chin playing ice hockey, split it right open to the bone. that was nasty.also once for football initiations in college i had to climb a lamp post and headbutt the light and i split open my nose right across. scars! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleplay1970 Posted November 13 Report Share Posted November 13 i got fat lip onc from hunnie in abyss does that count :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trewguy Posted November 13 Report Share Posted November 13 i got hit with a jager bottle at a party it was a pretty deep and bloody 1 i didn't go to the doctor i went down to seaside Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trewguy Posted November 13 Report Share Posted November 13 i got hit with a jager bottle at a party it was a pretty deep and bloody 1 i didn't go to the doctor i went down to seaside Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kermzy Posted November 13 Report Share Posted November 13 I'm not sure what's worse, the fact that he comes up with these threads or the fact that people actually respond... :confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stardo Posted November 13 Report Share Posted November 13 in the outter thigh with a box cutter really bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted November 13 Report Share Posted November 13 In high school I used to play soccer. Me and this other kid went head to head trying to get to the ball. We both jumped up trying to head the ball, unfortunately our noggins collided, and as it turnedd out his head was a little harder than mine.Put a nice gash in my head just above my hairline that required 6 stitches. Plus a nice migrain to go along w/ it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnie818 Posted November 13 Report Share Posted November 13 When i was 15... in woodshop my hand got cut off by the electric saw! i have a plastic hand now....no one seems to notice so i dont mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barbiegirl Posted November 13 Report Share Posted November 13 my ex-boyfriend hit me the face once with a bowling ball and i had to get 5 stitches under my chin !!!we were bowling, i was losing so i ran up behind him to stick my finger in his ass and when he swung back BAM, he knocked me right out .... it was the funniest thing in the world !!!i also one time when i was little was playing dress up and put on my moms heels, i wore them outside, fell and got a stone lodged in my knee cap, i got 5 stitches then too !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kostaP Posted November 13 Report Share Posted November 13 Originally posted by barbiegirl we were bowling, i was losing so i ran up behind him to stick my finger in his ass Remind me NOT to go bowling with you.....then again If I start losing do I get to stick my.....forget it.....My best cut tops all of yours. I was shooting with a friend of mine and we saw this metal thing so he's shooting at it as we get closer he takes another shot just when I realized it was a very tall propane cylinder which then exploded as I turned all the shrapnel hit my back and I had to get skin grafts because the scars were so traumatic my friend unfortunately died in the explosion. Hey look at it this way at least he died knowing he had good aim. BTW this is not a true story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogekid Posted November 13 Report Share Posted November 13 Originally posted by hunnie818 When i was 15... in woodshop my hand got cut off by the electric saw! i have a plastic hand now....no one seems to notice so i dont mind was that that hard thing in your pocket? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kostaP Posted November 13 Report Share Posted November 13 Originally posted by dogekid was that that hard thing in your pocket? No that was her detatchable penis you see the year before in wood shop.....HUNNIE USED TO BE A LIL BOY but that damn circular saw,,!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barbiegirl Posted November 13 Report Share Posted November 13 Originally posted by kostaP Remind me NOT to go bowling with you.....then again If I start losing do I get to stick my.....forget it..... sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do to WIN !!(needless to say i did WIN, because i refused to go to the hospital until i finished the game) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njdionysus Posted November 13 Report Share Posted November 13 The best cut I ever got was when I was chopping up this wise guy in the bathtub, I went to whack his head off but when I grabbed him by the head and swung the knife, his hair piece came off in my hand and I ended up slicing my arm open. I think they stole that scene from me in the Sopranos.Actually when I was 10, right before the All-Star game I was cutting the rubber grib that extended over the handle of a baseball bat that I used to hit a couple homeruns that they ended up taking away from me cuz they said the grip was illeglal (come on I'm 10 years old f'n mean umpires). So I'm using one of those razor knives and just missing my hand cut by cut. I was joking around with a friend that I was going to cut myself any minute now... Sure enough, right through my left thumb, blood all over the place (still have the scar to prove it). Got that fucker stitched up and was the starting pitcher in the All-Star game that night, of course I was bleeding on the ball and my cut got infected like the doctor said it would, but I was 10 years old, I knew it all then and I still do now!The worst cut I ever got, was when someone sent me the "Going Thru It" track, track/cut same difference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalaman Posted November 14 Report Share Posted November 14 I was on my friends quad (300EX) and it had just rained so all the leaves in the road were wet, and the only thing i could think of was...PERFECT TIME TO DO DONUTS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET. Well it was going good...untill the rear tire grabbed a dry patch, and I just lost control of it and got thrown off into the curb and had a nice amout of road rash. And yes the helmet saved my life, but i still had a slight concussion (I think) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dibs Posted November 14 Report Share Posted November 14 When I was a kid, my friend dropped a slot machine on my leg and I ended up with 6 stitches(and yes it was a real slot machine), her father used to have them in his basement and let us kids play with them when his "friends" werent over. And yes I am still friends with her.I also used to ride dirt bikes with my brothers when I was younger, and one day I was on a bike ended up getting a bad muffler burn that hurt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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