Jump to content
Clubplanet Nightlife Community

Warning: Maniac At Large!!


Recommended Posts

After further analysis I've come to the conclusion that hunnie is sufferring from one of the following conditions:

1. paranoid schizophrenia :shake:

2. dimentia :screwy:

3. multiple personality disorder (which i currently suffer from) :shaky:

4. soco withdrawal :drunk:

If you see her in public, please be advised that she is a very dangerous and unstable woman. DO NOT play any club music in her vicinity or serious convulsions and/or dancing like arhythmias may ensue. If you must travel the streets at night, it is advisable to be armed with a flask of soco. If she approaches you, lay the flask down, back away slowly, then find safe quarters. Please notify the proper authorities upon witnessing this recently delusional person. Thank you.

-- Mgmt

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Originally posted by dogekid

After further analysis I've come to the conclusion that hunnie is sufferring from one of the following conditions:

1. paranoid schizophrenia :shake:

2. dimentia :screwy:

3. multiple personality disorder (which i currently suffer from) :shaky:

4. soco withdrawal :drunk:

If you see her in public, please be advised that she is a very dangerous and unstable woman. DO NOT play any club music in her vicinity or serious convulsions and/or dancing like arhythmias may ensue. If you must travel the streets at night, it is advisable to be armed with a flask of soco. If she approaches you, lay the flask down, back away slowly, then find safe quarters. Please notify the proper authorities upon witnessing this recently delusional person. Thank you.

-- Mgmt

i dont have split-personalities.....yes you do...no i don't...yes you do...NO I DONT ! geez hunnie would you just shutup! No! you shutup hunnie......ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

and i certainly dont have schizophrenia.....at least thats what the voices tell me...............:goofy:

bitch go get my soco and lime....dont call me bitch...You go get it....hunnie im gonna kick your ass! NO i'm gonna kick your ASS hunnie...i wanna freaken shot! WHat????? i'll try...who are you talking to hunnie??? what?? what do you mean??? dont you hear that voice???? hunnie i think your crackin up!!!!!

i'm normal i tell ya! i dont know where you get this from??

:confused:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Originally posted by dogekid

After further analysis I've come to the conclusion that hunnie is sufferring from one of the following conditions:

1. paranoid schizophrenia :shake:

2. dimentia :screwy:

3. multiple personality disorder (which i currently suffer from) :shaky:

4. soco withdrawal :drunk:

If you see her in public, please be advised that she is a very dangerous and unstable woman. DO NOT play any club music in her vicinity or serious convulsions and/or dancing like arhythmias may ensue. If you must travel the streets at night, it is advisable to be armed with a flask of soco. If she approaches you, lay the flask down, back away slowly, then find safe quarters. Please notify the proper authorities upon witnessing this recently delusional person. Thank you.

-- Mgmt

Funny you posted this, I think the rest of the board is suffering from a disease known as "Normal and boring" :laugh:

keep it up hunnie;)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Originally posted by doubleplay1970

well there are times i may be boring but i am sooo far from normal.

after everything EVERYONE (outside of shlonger) has "done" on this board, we're all a couple sandwiches short of a picnic. i wouldn't have it any other way either... what's the fun in talking to normal people. :zzz:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
×
×
  • Create New...