notallthere Posted November 18 Report Share Posted November 18 Taken from the maddox website. I thought it was fitting for you trailer park twitsYou Drive a Honda Civic Not a Race Car Why are people so obsessed with making their cars look like they're faster than they really are? It's not just Civic owners, it's people with Neons and Hyundais too. They go all out and buy new rims, tint their windows, add fins, paint stripes on their car... why? It's old. You drive a shitty car, deal with it. Mitsubishi Eclipse owners are some of the worst offenders. What's the point of dumping all this cash into modifications when it won't significantly change the performance of your vehicle? It's ironic that with all the money that these morons dump into modification, they could have saved up and bought a real sports car in a couple of years instead of pretending like they drive one now. It doesn't matter how big your fins are, it doesn't matter how cool your rims look, it doesn't matter how much noise your muffler makes. You still drive a shitty car. Period. End of story. The other day I pulled up next to some jackass in an intersection. He started to rev up his engine and roll back and forth. I turned my head towards him, glanced at his car, glanced at him, rolled my eyes and turned back to the road. This pissed off the driver and as soon as the light turned green, he went peeling off. Way to go jackass. Now what did he prove? A) That his car is so fast and powerful, that he can even beat people who aren't racing him. That he's a wise investor for buying those rims, because the ones he had just weren't cutting it. C) Those stripes on his car look sharp and hide the fact that it's still just a Civic or D) That he's a dipshit. Why didn't I race him? Because I don't drive a sports car and I know it. I could pretend I drive a sports car, just like anyone else. I could put giant fins on my car and pretend it's a jet or whatever the hell they think putting huge fins on a car accomplishes. Or I could quit pretending and just drive my damn car to work and school. Watching people race in Civics is like watching people race in minivans. I suppose the competition is there, but it's anti-climactic, like watching two geriatrics playing golf. It's a race where even if you win, you lose. What's the point of having a fast car anyway? Is there some legal speed that they're trying to reach that they can't seem to do with normal cars? Even if your car can go more than 200 mph, you have to break the law (more often than not) to do so. Way to go dipshit, you spent your life savings on something you can't use. Worthless. people modified their cars in hopes of making it look unlike the cheap piece of shit that it is. maddox@xmission.com Back to how much I rule... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lavosdeldiablo Posted November 18 Report Share Posted November 18 I just find it funny how you call Florida a trailer park ...Yet you had "the most magnificent memory of your life here"....QUOTE]Originally posted by notallthere A few years ago I was going out with this girl that I was so devoted to and in love with that nothing else really mattered. Anyway to make a long story short towards the end of our relationship things started to really fall apart and we got in a real big fight on new years eve 2000. So I was like "Lets leave lets just go....... lets get the hell out of here..." We packed some dumb shit and got on the road and left that night. We drove straight down to Florida and ended up in some town called "Juno Beach" The water was crystal clear and the sand was white. I maxed out my credit card and we stayed for 2 weeks. Her family , My family, and our friends where looking for us like crazy becuase we did not tell anyone. When we got back we ended up breaking up. But till this day I still feel that a part of us is living there still. I will never regret it because it is the most magnificent memory of my life.Anyone else? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corinto Posted November 18 Report Share Posted November 18 hahahah, that explains it all...Soemone in FL broke your heart isnt that right notallthere, poooor thing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djburrito Posted November 18 Report Share Posted November 18 Yup! That's it...he's sad for "not being here at all"Get over here or get over it...live in the now...live in the now...live in the now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehog Posted November 18 Report Share Posted November 18 blaaaaaaah ha ha haRicers suck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notallthere Posted November 18 Author Report Share Posted November 18 Originally posted by lavosdeldiablo I just find it funny how you call Florida a trailer park ...Yet you had "the most magnificent memory of your life here"....QUOTE]Originally posted by notallthere A few years ago I was going out with this girl that I was so devoted to and in love with that nothing else really mattered. Anyway to make a long story short towards the end of our relationship things started to really fall apart and we got in a real big fight on new years eve 2000. So I was like "Lets leave lets just go....... lets get the hell out of here..." We packed some dumb shit and got on the road and left that night. We drove straight down to Florida and ended up in some town called "Juno Beach" The water was crystal clear and the sand was white. I maxed out my credit card and we stayed for 2 weeks. Her family , My family, and our friends where looking for us like crazy becuase we did not tell anyone. When we got back we ended up breaking up. But till this day I still feel that a part of us is living there still. I will never regret it because it is the most magnificent memory of my life.Anyone else? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehog Posted November 18 Report Share Posted November 18 Originally posted by notallthere First off you must love me to follow my posts so diligently i mean woah holly stalker batman..I could have been in Canada it didn't really matter that we where in fl. It was because i was with her and i never had been there before. Trust me part of the fun was making fun of all the people that lived there. We couldn't stop commenting on how fucking stupid and backwards everyone in your state was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lavosdeldiablo Posted November 18 Report Share Posted November 18 Originally posted by notallthere First off you must love me to follow my posts so diligently i mean woah holly stalker batman.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guyman1966 Posted November 18 Report Share Posted November 18 So, NotAllHere had to drive for 22 hours and keep it a secret just to get laid. Dude, you must be a mess. It almost sounds like a kidnapping. Did you pick Juno Beach because know one would be there to steal your girl from you? I’ll bet if you brought her to Miami some guy would be squeezing her @$$ cheeks on the dance floor and all you would be able to do is watch! And, to top it off you maxed out your credit cards! You fool. You are so pathetic that its hysterical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmatas2277 Posted November 18 Report Share Posted November 18 Originally posted by guyman1966 So, NotAllHere had to drive for 22 hours and keep it a secret just to get laid. Dude, you must be a mess. It almost sounds like a kidnapping. Did you pick Juno Beach because know one would be there to steal your girl from you? I’ll bet if you brought her to Miami some guy would be squeezing her @$$ cheeks on the dance floor and all you would be able to do is watch! And, to top it off you maxed out your credit cards! You fool. You are so pathetic that its hysterical. :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehog Posted November 18 Report Share Posted November 18 Originally posted by mrmatas2277 :laugh: I will second that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted November 18 Report Share Posted November 18 Originally posted by guyman1966 So, NotAllHere had to drive for 22 hours and keep it a secret just to get laid. Dude, you must be a mess. It almost sounds like a kidnapping. Did you pick Juno Beach because know one would be there to steal your girl from you? I’ll bet if you brought her to Miami some guy would be squeezing her @$$ cheeks on the dance floor and all you would be able to do is watch! And, to top it off you maxed out your credit cards! You fool. You are so pathetic that its hysterical. :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koky Posted November 18 Report Share Posted November 18 Originally posted by notallthere Taken from the maddox website. I thought it was fitting for you trailer park twitsYou Drive a Honda Civic Not a Race Car Why are people so obsessed with making their cars look like they're faster than they really are? It's not just Civic owners, it's people with Neons and Hyundais too. They go all out and buy new rims, tint their windows, add fins, paint stripes on their car... why? It's old. You drive a shitty car, deal with it. Mitsubishi Eclipse owners are some of the worst offenders. What's the point of dumping all this cash into modifications when it won't significantly change the performance of your vehicle? It's ironic that with all the money that these morons dump into modification, they could have saved up and bought a real sports car in a couple of years instead of pretending like they drive one now. It doesn't matter how big your fins are, it doesn't matter how cool your rims look, it doesn't matter how much noise your muffler makes. You still drive a shitty car. Period. End of story. The other day I pulled up next to some jackass in an intersection. He started to rev up his engine and roll back and forth. I turned my head towards him, glanced at his car, glanced at him, rolled my eyes and turned back to the road. This pissed off the driver and as soon as the light turned green, he went peeling off. Way to go jackass. Now what did he prove? A) That his car is so fast and powerful, that he can even beat people who aren't racing him. That he's a wise investor for buying those rims, because the ones he had just weren't cutting it. C) Those stripes on his car look sharp and hide the fact that it's still just a Civic or D) That he's a dipshit. Why didn't I race him? Because I don't drive a sports car and I know it. I could pretend I drive a sports car, just like anyone else. I could put giant fins on my car and pretend it's a jet or whatever the hell they think putting huge fins on a car accomplishes. Or I could quit pretending and just drive my damn car to work and school. Watching people race in Civics is like watching people race in minivans. I suppose the competition is there, but it's anti-climactic, like watching two geriatrics playing golf. It's a race where even if you win, you lose. What's the point of having a fast car anyway? Is there some legal speed that they're trying to reach that they can't seem to do with normal cars? Even if your car can go more than 200 mph, you have to break the law (more often than not) to do so. Way to go dipshit, you spent your life savings on something you can't use. Worthless. people modified their cars in hopes of making it look unlike the cheap piece of shit that it is. maddox@xmission.com Back to how much I rule... :laugh: & how long did it take you to write that ?? you wrote all that bullshit cause some guy wanted to race you ?? id hate to see you post if some girl actually wanted to hook up with you .. i dont think there would be enuff room ..just admit it .. YOU ARE A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSER !!! LOL have a nice day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasonmarc Posted November 19 Report Share Posted November 19 First of all, not all people that own a hooked up civic think they drive a sports car.....There is a big difference between some chico with a shitty big ass spolier and shit exhaust, and a person who really knows how to hook up a ricer. I personally dont have any problem with it because I fucking drive one, I dont go around thinking im hot shit in my little 17 second dropped civic. Some people out there are just plain idiots when it comes to hooking up their cars. Its a culture....just like, music. sports, or any other way of life. .....I dont even know why i replied to this post...just goes to show what small minds are out there.....LOOOOOOSER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pod Posted November 19 Report Share Posted November 19 Originally posted by notallthere Florida residents infest the place like fucking cockroaches. Seriously I am not kidding i cant take you people you are all such fucking morons it makes my stomach turn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vipnerd Posted November 19 Report Share Posted November 19 Originally posted by koky :laugh: & how long did it take you to write that ?? you wrote all that bullshit cause some guy wanted to race you ?? id hate to see you post if some girl actually wanted to hook up with you .. i dont think there would be enuff room ..just admit it .. YOU ARE A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSER !!! LOL have a nice day :lol3: Loser and f***ing ugly, I'm sure:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purpleindigo Posted November 19 Report Share Posted November 19 Thats it - this thread has changed my life.FOR SALE: HONDA CIVIC WITH BIG WHEELS AND LOUD MUFFLER AND STUFF. BOOMIN' SOUND SYSTEM, GO FASTER STRIPES AND A BIG FLAT THING HANGING OFF THE BACK CALLED A SPOILER. PAINTED YELLOW WITH PURPLE TRIM. POOSIBLE PART / EX FOR ECLIPSE OR OTHER PENIS EXTENSION. FUCK DUDE - YOU REACHED OLD AGE WAY TOO YOUNG!!!!!GET A LICCLE LIP QUIVVER COS YOUR FUEL EFFICIENT DIESEL MINI VAN WONT PEEL???Everyone has hobby, something to follow - these guys use cars. Why not pick on bikes?? I used to rde a CBR 900 - book speed of 174 MPH. God what a Twat you must think I am - I mean thats 3 times the speed limit.You donkey........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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