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What do you ask for in a woman?

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she has to be just like my car:

starts up in the morning and gets warm by herself.

doesn't care if i drive another car.

costs as much to maintain as my car - read: DISCOUNT SAVINGS.

Is as reliable as my car.

Can run 14psi day in and day out and shoot flames when she gets angry, but never angry at me.

Her diamond ring must cost less than my turbokit.

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:laugh: that picture reminds me of this key chain that i have it say

what are the 4 favorite animals a women likes around her house?

1)a jaguar in her garage

2)a mink in her closet

3)a tiger in her bed

4)and a jackass to pay for it all:D

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Originally posted by reenichole

:laugh: that picture reminds me of this key chain that i have it say

what are the 4 favorite animals a women likes around her house?

1)a jaguar in her garage

2)a mink in her closet

3)a tiger in her bed

4)and a jackass to pay for it all:D

:laugh: i like that!

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