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DON'T ARGUE WITH CHILDREN

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a

human

because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very

small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a

human;

it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

..............................................

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her

five

and! six year olds.

After explaining the commandment to "honor thy Father and thy mother,"

she

asked, "is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers

and

sisters?"

Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered,

"Thou shall not kill."

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An honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brown

had

kissed her after class.

"How did that happen?" gasped her mother.

"It wasn't easy," admitted the young lady, "but three girls helped me

catch

him."

..........................................

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes

at

&n! bsp; the kitchen sink.

She suddenly noticed that her mother has several strands of white hair

sticking out in contrast

on her brunette head.

She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your

hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do

something wrong and make me

cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

The little girl thought about this revelation for while and then said,

Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

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A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens.

On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother that there were

two

boy

kittens and two girl kittens.

"How did you know?" his mother asked.

"Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replied. "I think it's printed on the bottom."

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The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to

persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how

nice

it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say,

'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or

'That's Michael. He's a doctor. "

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the

teacher.

She's dead."

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A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood.

Trying to make the matter clearer,she said,

"Now, class, if I stood on my head,the blood, as you know, would run

into

it, and I

would turn red in the face."!

"Yes," the class said.

"Then why is i t that while I am standing upright in the ordinary

position,

the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause yur

feet ain't empty!

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