prettyricky Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 Ms. Parker, Ms. Parker When we gonna fuuuuck Ms. Parker?Friday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
incredulous Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 Originally posted by prettyricky Ms. Parker, Ms. Parker When we gonna fuuuuck Ms. Parker?Friday good movie also....."you got knocked THE FUCK OUT" --smokey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piro8 Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 "Where's Mahoney!?!?!?" "do do do do dooo doooooooo" <Blue Oyster Theme Song>-Police Academy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtysanchez Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 "I've been out combing the high schools all day...."-Booger (Revenge og the Nerds) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piro8 Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 Student: "I can't believe you gave me a "D" in the class"Teacher: "Well, you didn't apply yourself this semester"Student: "Is there anything I can do to bring the grade up?"Teacher: "I can only think of one thing, you can do for me."<porn music> "deeeeeer neeeeeer neeeeeer neeeeer wernit wernit wernit wernit tsssss tssssss tsssss wernit wernir tssss"- (Insert Porn Movie here) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
incredulous Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 Originally posted by piro8 Student: "I can't believe you gave me a "D" in the class"Teacher: "Well, you didn't apply yourself this semester"Student: "Is there anything I can do to bring the grade up?"Teacher: "I can only think of one thing, you can do for me."<porn music> "deeeeeer neeeeeer neeeeeer neeeeer wernit wernit wernit wernit tsssss tssssss tsssss wernit wernir tssss"- (Insert Porn Movie here) whats with all the porno music :laugh2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piro8 Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 Originally posted by incredulous whats with all the porno music :laugh2: I know, I've got to stop before I catch a beat down from you know who. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matto420 Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 "ON MY COMMAND, UNLEASH THE HELL"The greatest movie ever...THE GLADIATOR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adonis55 Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 "i always forced a smile, knowing that my ambition far exceded my talent"- from BLOW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velvetropeprod Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 "Dude, where's my car?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velvetropeprod Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 "Man, what you doin, stealin' boxes? You tryin' to build a clubhouse?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piro8 Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 Can I trouble you for a warm glass of milk, it helps me sleep.You can trouble me for a warm glass of Shut The Hell Up!!! You will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. You see the nametag? You're in my world now, Grandma.-Happy Gilmore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted January 15 Author Report Share Posted January 15 "Mini-Me stop humping the laser!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 Originally posted by piro8 Can I trouble you for a warm glass of milk, it helps me sleep.You can trouble me for a warm glass of Shut The Hell Up!!! You will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. You see the nametag? You're in my world now, Grandma.-Happy Gilmore <<bow bow chickie bow bow>>....u forgot the porn music:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piro8 Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 Originally posted by misk <<bow bow chickie bow bow>>....u forgot the porn music:D :laugh: Oh yeah I forgot,Grandma: You can trouble me for something else if you like.Orderly: Take your teeth out grandma, and help yourself to this <as he unzips his pants and grandma takes her teeth out>"beernit beernit chickie bow bow wernit" <<Happy Gilmore Porn Music>>-Happy Gilmore (the uncut version) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 ...happy DRILLmore....... ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeys24 Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 "if butch goes to indo-china...i want a nigga waiting in a bowl of rice...ready to pop a cap in his ass"pulp fiction Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dondiezel26 Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 John Bender: But face it. You're a neo maxi zoom dweebie, what would you be doing if you weren't out making yourself a better citizen? the breakfast club Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skippyd Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 What's happenin Luther.....sorry bout the car door, man...looked real painful when you slammed into it...Hammond, drop that damn gun......48 hours...a classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurie619 Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 Originally posted by dondiezel26 John Bender: But face it. You're a neo maxi zoom dweebie, what would you be doing if you weren't out making yourself a better citizen? the breakfast club Hey sweetheart, how about this one "You can't handle the truth." Jack Nicholson in A Few Good Men Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skippyd Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 What'd you say?......you're talkin to me all wrong...that's the wrong tone....you do it again...I'll stab you in the face wit a soddering ironIs that right?....Let me ask ya something....Does your mother sew?.......BOOM....get her to sew that.Christopher Wlken...from "Joe Dirt" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbadabing Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 How about this one. Not sure if someone said it yet. "We got no money, we got no food our pets heads are fallin off!" - Lolyd Christmas, Dumber & DumberMy favorite movie all time - so many great lines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurie619 Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 "I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too." The Wizard of Oz Oh yea and how could I almost over look "Oh, Auntie Em, there's no place like home." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piro8 Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 What are you doin, leading me on?!?!?!?!? Get over here!!!!!!!Latimer- The Program Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeys24 Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 Originally posted by piro8 What are you doin, leading me on?!?!?!?!? Get over here!!!!!!!Latimer- The Program "starting defense....place at the table" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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