dgmodel Posted December 6 Report Share Posted December 6 http://www.wtv-zone.com/LadyBoheme/dearsanta.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danamdkny Posted December 6 Report Share Posted December 6 Dear Santa,I have been a good girl.It really wasn't my fault what happened at lelu's Christmas party. It was kitty who spiked the punch with too much t and T. I can't help it if I drank 15 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like orange.I thought it was funny when I put maryeth's scarve on my head and danced the bunny hop on the chaise lounge while singing `Vasoline'. I didn't mean to break lelu's walkman and don't know why lelu would sue me for voyerism.I don't remember calling Cliff's wife a bubbly oinker---even though she looked like one with blue eye shadow and chartruse lipstick!And when I threw up on janice's husband's arm, it was only because I ate too much of that chicken green curry.After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Z3 through my neighbor's door. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a whipped cat and have me arrested for larceny!So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all trecherous and horny. And I'm really not to blame for any of this leery stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!Sincerely and gingerly yours,Dana (Really a nice girl!)P.S. It's only 7 bucks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faith11878 Posted December 9 Report Share Posted December 9 CuteDear Santa,I have been a good GIRL.It really wasn't my fault what happened at JENNY's Christmas party. It was JODY who spiked the punch with too much SCOTCH. I can't help it if I drank 8 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like APPLE.I thought it was funny when I put DON's PANTIES on my head and danced the TANGO on the BAR while singing `SHINNY DISCO BALLS'. I didn't mean to break JENNY's COMPUTER and don't know why JENNY would sue me for RAPE.I don't remember calling BOB's wife a LOVELY COW---even though she looked like one with BLUE eye shadow and SILVER lipstick!And when I threw up on JODY's husband's HEAD, it was only because I ate too much of that PIZZA.After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my YUGO through my neighbor's WINDOW. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a CRAZY DOG and have me arrested for MURDER!So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all SEXY and HOT. And I'm really not to blame for any of this SILLY stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!Sincerely and THANKFULLY yours,FAITH (Really a nice GIRL!)P.S. It's only 10 bucks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dknybabe2929 Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 That was so funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elementx Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 :laugh: Sent this link to everyone I know... I am expecting many letters back... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellinita Posted December 15 Report Share Posted December 15 Dear Santa,I have been a good girl.It really wasn't my fault what happened at Anjelique's Christmas party. It was Vlad who spiked the punch with too much vodka. I can't help it if I drank 21 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like J'Adore.I thought it was funny when I put Adriana's jeans on my head and danced the salsa on the couch while singing `Barbie Girl'. I didn't mean to break Anjelique's MP3 player and don't know why Anjelique would sue me for auto theft.I don't remember calling Boris's wife a beautiful cow---even though she looked like one with black eye shadow and red lipstick!And when I threw up on Yelena's husband's ass, it was only because I ate too much of that sushi.After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my BMW through my neighbor's living room. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a charismatic cat and have me arrested for drug dealing!So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all delicious and wild. And I'm really not to blame for any of this wise stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!Sincerely and thin yours,Ellina (Really a nice girl!)P.S. It's only 45 bucks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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