dogekid Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Why are there so many weird and annoying people in the world? Why can't everyone just be normal, like me?.?. For instance, theses assholes at work that ask me questions like "cold out there?" when they clearly see me walking in with a wool hat, 10 layers of clothes, jacket, gloves, etc. No, it's a fucking sauna out there today.. just heated up to 85 since you walked in the place 15 minutes before me. Oh and those silent fuckfaces that just walk up to my desk and stand behind me like I'm supposed to know they're there. Then I do turn around and they can't understand what happened to make me spill my drink all over my pants. Announce yourself for christ's sake!! Take some Seinfeld advice and put some tic tac's in your pocket so people know your ninja ass is stoppin by.Then there's the weirdos. Drivin to work this morning I look next to me and there's a jerkoff in a Nissan Altima with his headphones on, singing!!. I don't care if your radio doesn't work well, don't let me see you humming along to WPLJ because you think headphones provide better surround sound than your stock radio. Admit that you're cheap and then head down to Circuit City and pick up a new one. It's people like you that cause road rage and 10 car pile-ups.Last but not least are the jerkoffs in the gym.. so many of them. From the guy in the locker room that comes outta the steam room and sits there in front of fully clothed men buck naked, disgusting and sweating to the folks that walk around on their cell phone for 30 minutes while curling a 2 lb dumbell, buy a protein cookie and leave. STOP COMING TO THE GYM!! No one likes you and you will never be in shape, and most of all... I hate you.Thank you and happy holidays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnie818 Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Ya see...just like i told you.....ISSUES !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurie619 Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 :laugh: Do you feel better now that you got all of that off your chest? .. Try and remember no one can ruin your day without your permission . . .Cheer up and try not to let the little things bother ya. . .I’m attempting to work on that myself… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somegirl24 Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 I see you forgot to take your meds today...Issues kid, issues.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somegirl24 Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Originally posted by hunnie818 Ya see...just like i told you.....ISSUES !!!! Hunnie..we posted at the same time!! Great minds... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogekid Posted December 11 Author Report Share Posted December 11 Originally posted by laurie619 :laugh: Do you feel better now that you got all of that off your chest? .. Try and remember no one can ruin your day without your permission . . .Cheer up and try not to let the little things bother ya. . .I’m attempting to work on that myself… laurie my dear. if it weren't for people like me, there would be no such thing as law suits or jails or best of all psychiatric wards (best field trip i ever went on... crazy people are so much fun to fuck with)but seriously, what fun would the world be i ask you. can you honestly tell me that you would enjoy your life if you had 0 doubt that your children would make it to school safe without some stranger abducting them and whisking them off to mexico to stuff dead cattle with keys of cocain.?.?.you scare me sometimes woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Originally posted by dogekid theses assholes at work that ask me questions like "cold out there?" when they clearly see me walking in with a wool hat, 10 layers of clothes, jacket, gloves, etc. No, it's a fucking sauna out there today.. just heated up to 85 since you walked in the place 15 minutes before me. :laugh: That's the funniest thing I've seen all day....The old ladies at my job do the same fckn thing! I'll come back from lunch, and they'll be like "Still cold out there?" Wtf is wrong these people?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgeacasta2 Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 It's nice and warm down here in miami. A pleasant 82 degrees. I think I'll go for a swim in the pool later on today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Originally posted by georgeacasta2 It's nice and warm down here in miami. A pleasant 82 degrees. I think I'll go for a swim in the pool later on today not fair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogekid Posted December 11 Author Report Share Posted December 11 Originally posted by georgeacasta2 It's nice and warm down here in miami. A pleasant 82 degrees. I think I'll go for a swim in the pool later on today do they let you swim in the hippo pool now? wow, you musta lost some weight. congrats dickhead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgeacasta2 Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Originally posted by dogekid do they let you swim in the hippo pool now? wow, you musta lost some weight. congrats dickhead. I think I'll get a sun tan tommorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurie619 Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Originally posted by dogekid laurie my dear. if it weren't for people like me, there would be no such thing as law suits or jails or best of all psychiatric wards (best field trip i ever went on... crazy people are so much fun to fuck with)but seriously, what fun would the world be i ask you. can you honestly tell me that you would enjoy your life if you had 0 doubt that your children would make it to school safe without some stranger abducting them and whisking them off to mexico to stuff dead cattle with keys of cocain.?.?.you scare me sometimes woman. Look here Darling. It is tough out in the real world I know we both know that. No one can doubt that life has its share of pain, confusion and suffering. It also contains moments of bliss and happiness, satisfaction and contentment, these are the human qualities we enjoy. To enjoy the positives qualities and escape the negatives thats all I'm trying to say...and yes there will always be "crazy people" out there, some stranger abducting a child, and some asshole guy whisking his kids off to mexico but life isn't about the breaths we take, but about the moments that take our breath away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dknybabe2929 Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Originally posted by georgeacasta2 I think I'll get a sun tan tommorrow. the closest to the sun Illb e getting any time soon is the damn tanning bed:mad: NOT FAIR....I wish I was in Miami ( maybe in march i'll be going) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgeacasta2 Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Originally posted by dknybabe2929 the closest to the sun Illb e getting any time soon is the damn tanning bed:mad: NOT FAIR....I wish I was in Miami ( maybe in march i'll be going) Hit up the miami board for info. I'll make sure everyone shows you some love on our board Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deeelite1 Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Originally posted by georgeacasta2 Hit up the miami board for info. I'll make sure everyone shows you some love on our board Umm.. You hospitality is sweet and all but...Please don't try to steal DKNYBabe.Thanks in Advance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgeacasta2 Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Originally posted by deeelite1 Umm.. You hospitality is sweet and all but...Please don't try to steal DKNYBabe.Thanks in Advance. Dknybabe. I have the perfect beach house waiting for you down here in southbeach with a friend of mine that's a calvin klien model as your roomate. Listen to the waves softly crest against the shore, feel a nice warm summer breeze in the middle of winter and it's also Rent free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njdionysus Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Originally posted by dogekid Why are there so many weird and annoying people in the world? Why can't everyone just be normal, like me?.?. For instance, theses assholes at work that ask me questions like "cold out there?" when they clearly see me walking in with a wool hat, 10 layers of clothes, jacket, gloves, etc. No, it's a fucking sauna out there today.. just heated up to 85 since you walked in the place 15 minutes before me. Oh and those silent fuckfaces that just walk up to my desk and stand behind me like I'm supposed to know they're there. Then I do turn around and they can't understand what happened to make me spill my drink all over my pants. Announce yourself for christ's sake!! Take some Seinfeld advice and put some tic tac's in your pocket so people know your ninja ass is stoppin by.Thank you and happy holidays. How about some of the annoying ass mofos on this board, one in particular, maybe two? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dogekid Posted December 12 Author Report Share Posted December 12 njdion....i think the reply to ur post said it allanyway.. laurie. what is your address, i'm going to send you a book on how to interpret sarcasm. it also comes with a limited edition cd on not taking things on a message board so seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tempkid Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 This annoys me the most, when people insist hey have to go to there bank, to use a MAC machine, this really ticks me off becasue it seems like everybody I know does this, who gives a fuck about the 2$ fee and it seems like my friends that are the more wealthier one's, are the biatches that bitch the most. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubfrk Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 ha ha ha ha funny dogekid:rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m0chi69 Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 heel boy... heel...come suck on momma's tittie, you'll feel better after. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogekid Posted December 12 Author Report Share Posted December 12 Originally posted by m0chi69 heel boy... heel...come suck on momma's tittie, you'll feel better after. :::dogekid tugs at momma's booboo and puts it in his mouf::: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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