mimid Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 25 SIGNS That Prove - "You've Grown Up".... >>>>>1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. >>>2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. >>>3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. >>>4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. >>>5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. >>>6. You watch the Weather Channel. >>>7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up. >>>8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. >>>9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." >>>10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next >door won't turn down the stereo. >>>11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. >>>12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. >>>13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. >>>14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers. >>>15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. >>>16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM. >>>17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of >>>one. >>>18. Eating a basket of buffalo wings at 3 AM would severely upset, >>>rather than settle, your stomach. >>>19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests. >>>20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff." >>>21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. >>>22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going >>>to drink that much again." >>>23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. >>>24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar. >>>25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that >>>doesn't apply to you.I'm not grown up yet and I love it..... :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimid Posted December 11 Author Report Share Posted December 11 BUMP....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treepwood Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 HAH i'm far from being a grown up.I still get exited over computer games, but then again my brother in law does too. he is also like 33. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabannedjew Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 I don't want to grow up i'm a Toys R us Kid............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimid Posted December 11 Author Report Share Posted December 11 Fuck that, I wanna be a Goonie!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabannedjew Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Originally posted by mimid Fuck that, I wanna be a Goonie!!! Everyone wants to be a Goonie, but I don't think you have it in ya.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 I guess I am not grown-up.. yet.GOOD:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimid Posted December 12 Author Report Share Posted December 12 Originally posted by dabannedjew Everyone wants to be a Goonie, but I don't think you have it in ya.... That hurt... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 Originally posted by mimid That hurt... PLEASE JEWBEOTCH. Mimi is MORE than qualified to be a Goonie.Mimi - we can be Goonies if we want:D Cuz we rock:laugh: Woo yeah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrewthomas Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 another sign that u grown upu dont post on CP anymore <~~ that should be #1 lolllsee ya guys next year when mike d links me to some post:laugh: oh P.S. happy holidays to all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koky Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 oooooohh shit !! so im like 12 years old ? :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehog Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 Originally posted by lolahotass PLEASE JEWBEOTCH. Mimi is MORE than qualified to be a Goonie.Mimi - we can be Goonies if we want:D Cuz we rock:laugh: Woo yeah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabannedjew Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 Originally posted by lolahotass PLEASE JEWBEOTCH. Mimi is MORE than qualified to be a Goonie.Mimi - we can be Goonies if we want:D Cuz we rock:laugh: Woo yeah Who you calling Beoch, Beoch........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimid Posted December 12 Author Report Share Posted December 12 Originally posted by andrewthomas another sign that u grown upu dont post on CP anymore <~~ that should be #1 lolllsee ya guys next year when mike d links me to some post:laugh: oh P.S. happy holidays to all :confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milano Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 The process of growing up combines music and woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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