shlonger Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 Happy Birthday!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xrapturex Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 Happy Birthday to you!! is it today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 HOLLA!!!!!!!!!! Happy birfday to the king of kings... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dani672 Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 is it really your birthday.. or are you trying to get birthday kisses???? catch up with me.. i have exciting news! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 .......... :balloon: ............ HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnie818 Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 Happy Birthday! You'll get you present in August Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cessy Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 happy birthday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogekid Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 Originally posted by dani672 is it really your birthday.. or are you trying to get birthday kisses???? catch up with me.. i have exciting news! i'll spoil it. she just wants to tell you that she saw a picture of me in GQ. she called me last night about 25 times, but my **pimp wouldn't let me answer.happy 38th buddy.** cannot disclose who my pimp is at this time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dani672 Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 huh??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m0chi69 Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 Originally posted by dogekid i'll spoil it. she just wants to tell you that she saw a picture of me in GQ. she called me last night about 25 times, but my **pimp wouldn't let me answer.happy 38th buddy.** cannot disclose who my pimp is at this time you man-whore you.i'm willing to pay $1000 to give schlonger a birf-day kiss on his tuckus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neena1979 Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 Happy Birthday!!! Sagittarius in the house!!! How many kisses did you blow to yourself in the mirror today?? :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stardo Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 where you going this weekend to celebrate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gropasaurus1 Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 SCHLONG!!! HAPPY B-DAY BRO! I just got back from Dallas a few hours ago...man, those Texas chix are a fuckin' trip!!! Had my first 4 some last night, 3 chix and THE GREAT ONE of course. Had to pop a Viagra with these sexhounds...fucked for 4 hours str8 last night, and another couple this morning...these chix were incredible monsters. Anyhow, I'm a bit sore after what's transpired in the last 24 hours, but let's go bang some skanks tonite in celebration of this joyous event!!! If any of you monsters wanna join, just send me a pick and I'll see if there's room. My assistant's gonna be pissed when I turn down the daily 5pm blow job...oh well, she'll have to get over it. Gotta go stare at my pecs in the mirror...-THE GROPE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shlonger Posted December 12 Author Report Share Posted December 12 Sorry to mislead everyone. This was just a cry for attention. I haven't been as active as in past weeks, and feel like my fanbase is slightly dwindling. My fanclub increases ten fold on normal weeks, but it just doubled this week. Could it be that I've reached out to the global population, and that the remaining non-shlonger fans is just a miniscule number?My birthday isn't til march. m0chi, you can kiss my tuckus anytime, no deposit required. Grope, I'll be seeing you in an hour to go slay some city skanks. Are you making the deko appearance on sat.? Hunnie, didn't u give up your month?I STILL RULE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m0chi69 Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 Originally posted by shlonger My birthday isn't til march. m0chi, you can kiss my tuckus anytime, no deposit required. ahhh... no wonder ur such an attention whore... fellow Pisces.i'll kiss your tuckus on ur day, you can kiss mine on my day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notallthere Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU FUCKING DICK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angelicious Posted December 13 Report Share Posted December 13 ummmm shlonger we dont care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shlonger Posted December 13 Author Report Share Posted December 13 Originally posted by angelicious ummmm shlonger we dont care. Jess, as always, a day late, and a dollar short. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LatinaZee Posted December 13 Report Share Posted December 13 AT LEAST SOMEONE POSTED IT UP FOR YOU..OH HAPPY BDAY:hat: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angelicious Posted December 13 Report Share Posted December 13 i think u are seriously in love with me, i really do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shlonger Posted December 13 Author Report Share Posted December 13 Originally posted by angelicious i think u are seriously in love with me, i really do. We can all dream... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogekid Posted December 13 Report Share Posted December 13 i had a dream last night that my parents were offered $10 billion for my body parts when i was 11 to be used at the world's fair to show off the evolution of man. the theme was .. "What Everyone Will Aspire to Look Like in the Year 3057"what a crazy dream, we all know that i was only 6 at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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