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My GF dumped me for a guy with a Lear Jet


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FUCK!!!!!!

So I have to ask the ladies here... how many of you would dump your current mates for someone with an obscene amount of money. And I mean OBSCENE. I never thought my girl would, but she did.

It sucks, but I guess maybe I'm better off. FUCK!! I gotta get a jet. Now where did I put that spare $35 million?

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It's karma. Undoubtedly his LearJet will crash.

Everyone knows it's all about the Gulfstreams anyway.

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Fuck it, go all the way and get one of these...$1B i think.

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That rich cocksucker'd be pissing his pants if you showed up with one of those and threatened to take out a mansion or two with it.

The cheap way out would be to frag the Lear's turbines with a dead chicken or something. The bird gets caught in the fan blades and royally fucks up the engine...

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Originally posted by pod

It's karma. Undoubtedly his LearJet will crash.

Everyone knows it's all about the Gulfstreams anyway.

N575SFExt1_28_37_13_3_9_2002.jpg

Fuck it, go all the way and get one of these...$1B i think.

b_2.jpg

That rich cocksucker'd be pissing his pants if you showed up with one of those and threatened to take out a mansion or two with it.

The cheap way out would be to frag the Lear's turbines with a dead chicken or something. The bird gets caught in the fan blades and royally fucks up the engine...

:blown::laugh: :laugh:

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