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It says I am a strawberry daq!!!

What the fuck!! Does that mean I am fruity!!

Nope. I read on and it says I am the somebody who everyone wants to have sex!!!!

Well the website can't be wrong. Ladies pm me with the time you are available.;)

But then it says they want sex, nothing more nothing less.

I guess I can deal with that for the moment:D

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Originally posted by angelicious

It says I am a Gin and Tonic Too, I am doing the test over again, I want something different. So I am gonna lie.LOL

be back with a new drink.

I am suppose to be an apple martini!!!!!!!:mad:

Since you can't get an APPLE MARTINI what about one of these Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results:

Drink: Beer

Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.

Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Blender Drinks

Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the buttocks.

Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.

Drink: Mixed Drinks

Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows exactly what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her, if she is interested, she'll send YOU a drink.

Drink: Wine - (does not include White Zinfandel, see below)

Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.

Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.

Drink: White Zinfandel

Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually has no clue.

Your approach: Make her feel smarter than she is.... this should be an easy target.

Drink: Shots

Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk...... and naked.

Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed this evening. Nothing to do but wait. However, be careful not to make her mad!

Then there is the MALE addendum. The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:

Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.

Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Wine: He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.

Whiskey: He doesn't give a hoot about anything but getting laid.

Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the grandmotherly waitress.

White Zinfandel: He's gay.

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Originally posted by laurie619

Drink: White Zinfandel

Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually has no clue.

Your approach: Make her feel smarter than she is.... this should be an easy target.

Then there is the MALE addendum. The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:

White Zinfandel: He's gay.

Angelicious, dogekid, and roddigga are always drinking white zin.

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CONGRATS!

You're a Jello Shot! Quick, painless, and wriggly, you tend to get people messed up without delay! You're an absolute essential for any party, just like toilets.

I dont think I like this one very much...

I think Im going to do what angelicious did and do it over...LOL

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