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The Pope had just finished a tour of the Florida East Coast and was taking a limousine to the airport.

Having never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive for a while.

Well, the chauffeur didn't have much of a choice, so he got in the back of the limo and the Pope took the wheel.

He turned onto I-95 and accelerated to about 90 MPH. WHAM! The blue lights of the State Highway Patrol flashed in his rear view mirror. He pulled over and a trooper came to his window. When the trooper saw who it was, he said, "Just a moment, please, I need to call in."

The trooper radioed in and asked for the chief. He said, "I have a REALLY important person pulled over and I need to know what to do." The chief replied, "Who is it, not Ted Kennedy again?" The trooper said, "No, even more important.:" It isn't Governor Jeb Bush is it?" asked the chief. "No, even more important," replied the trooper. "It isn't President George Bush, is it?" "No," replied the trooper, "even more important." "Well, WHO the HECK is it?" screamed the chief.

The trooper responded, "I don't know for sure, but I think it might be Jesus, because his chauffeur is the Pope!"

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