jman09 Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 I usually don't post here, but I have an emergency:I have been w/ my girl for 3 years now and our sex life is great... till the other day.. I was throwing my hog in her, we were banging at a good pace, in and out, then all of a sudden my balls swelled up like softballs.. My balls hurt so bad, my girl was trying to put ice on them for the swelling, but that didn't work.. Next we tried a heating pad, but my balls got all raw and I even have burn now from the heat.. So now I have these huge red balls, and no clue why they blew up.. I am going to see a dr today about my nuts, does anyone have a clue about this, have you ever heard/ seen this? Please help my fucking balls are raw, burnt and HUGE....I'm scared, will they take a ball off, I can't have just one nut, that would totally suck.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uscuba22000 Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 Next we tried a heating pad, but my balls got all raw and I even have burn now from the heat.. ok, why didn't you just use some fexall 454, bengay, tiger balm instead of roasting your balls. Do not you know heat kills your :sprem: Ok seriously WTF were you thinking? It sounds like a case of blue balls. But if they take one I think they give you fake one.oh, BTW DO NOT put any of that stuff on them. It burns like nothing you ever felt before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LogiKandReasoN Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 Originally posted by jman09 I.. I was throwing my hog in her, we were banging at a good pace, in and out, then all of a sudden my balls swelled up like softballs.. Lord have Mercy! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jman09 Posted January 9 Author Report Share Posted January 9 Good news, the Doc said I had a some sort of blood backup in my nut... I have to rub my nuts for the circulation better, so I have been ordered to rub my nuts.. This is great, I feel like I have 2 softballs in my pants, and they are soo fucking tender, I could bearly put my pants on, and my doc was screwing arounf w/ my dick and stuff too, making sure he's ok... Thats the worst, pullin your pants down for a Doctor, mine was inside out, he had to put his finger in my ass and poke my dick out the front, geezz.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m0chi69 Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 TMI doOd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aenimarulz Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 TMI !!!!!!! TMI!!!!!!!!!!!!! TMI!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassa Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 at least you can have fun with that now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
incredulous Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 Originally posted by jman09 Thats the worst, pullin your pants down for a Doctor, mine was inside out, he had to put his finger in my ass and poke my dick out the front, geezz.. thats too funny lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
totallytrance Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 Originally posted by jman09 I usually don't post here, but I have an emergency:I have been w/ my girl for 3 years now and our sex life is great... till the other day.. I was throwing my hog in her, we were banging at a good pace, in and out, then all of a sudden my balls swelled up like softballs.. My balls hurt so bad, my girl was trying to put ice on them for the swelling, but that didn't work.. Next we tried a heating pad, but my balls got all raw and I even have burn now from the heat.. So now I have these huge red balls, and no clue why they blew up.. I am going to see a dr today about my nuts, does anyone have a clue about this, have you ever heard/ seen this? Please help my fucking balls are raw, burnt and HUGE....I'm scared, will they take a ball off, I can't have just one nut, that would totally suck.. :laugh: :laugh2: bbbbwwhwwahhhaaahahahaaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aboyfrombklyn Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 You may have a varicocele. It's like varicose veins in your balls. It happens when blood is unable to leave your balls, so it just sits in them. Nothing major, thought it could cause infertility in serious cases. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dknybabe2929 Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 I hope you feel better... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magellanmax Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 Originally posted by aboyfrombklyn You may have a varicocele. It's like varicose veins in your balls. It happens when blood is unable to leave your balls, so it just sits in them. Nothing major, thought it could cause infertility in serious cases. Holy shit...!!! Its so funny for the dude, but I can imagine it aint fun. Another reason I hear for a condition like that is...the valves in the blood vessels will tend to shut down, if "abnormal blood flow" is detected....its nothing serious, just your heart trying to make sure you dont have a stroke at a tender age..LOL I'm sorry, I just cant help it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copahc Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 I'm sorry, but you have to me kiddingThat is too funny :rofl: :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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