rdntheshortbus Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 I cannot wait...I already scheduled three tanning appointments and a bodywax for the occasion....I need to get me some new threads... these old rags will just not do for our first introduction....HOLLA!!!!!and be careful with those Cyber CP Happy Fez Kisses...They are given me a Cyber Stiffy... HOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somegirl24 Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 Originally posted by mystify82281 I am def. looking forward to meeting the infamous Shortbus......Oh and Rod..... :bounce: Myst:Upon meeting the bus..be sure to wear your drool bib to protect your clothing...he is one hot mofo!! :drool: Oh and I will gladly stand aside you two tasty bastards in the company of Mystify and the Solar Girls...HOLLLLLLLLLLA!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 AND JUMPED AND JUMPED AND JUMPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!It was like being on a live set of Baywatch for one of the beach Running Scenes...oh... the honor to be on that set....anyway...yes Rod, I remember the bouncing girl.... that was one of the first nights we hung... at XS I believe....jumping and jumping and jumping.....oh... I need a cold shower...Mystify at Metro, and the bouncing girl story....wheeeeeeeeeeeew............HOLLA!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted January 14 Author Report Share Posted January 14 it's getting hot in hear bus, and like the song says, so take off all your clothes.................i think the diggas might have to shorten up the roster of males to make room for all dees girls hoppin on the team...............ladies please in your sexiest voice please explain how our team would benefit most if you were a part of "TEAM MANGLE"GO..................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 Let me not forget my little princess Somegirl....Cannot leave her uncybersatisfied....Big Cyber Hip Throwin special twist out to your sweet ass baby...Scream Big Poppa for daddy....HOOOOOOOLLA!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted January 14 Author Report Share Posted January 14 thank god, i brought my gym bag i got extra hanes sox for any accidents, also somegirl is right down the hall.................the jumping story also puts a smile on my face, OH bus i never told ya bout the ice story with that same girl at surf club....................same story but this time ice was involved, she hid the ice we found it, we hid the ice she found it..............it was great, hey mysty, somegirl wanna play!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 Digga, one important piece of info we need as well...Ladies....Please forward your tongue measurements, and whether or not you have your tongue pierced... if not, would you be willing to...HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLA!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somegirl24 Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 Originally posted by rdntheshortbus Let me not forget my little princess Somegirl....Cannot leave her uncybersatisfied....Big Cyber Hip Throwin special twist out to your sweet ass baby...Scream Big Poppa for daddy....HOOOOOOOLLA!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 Originally posted by somegirl24 Myst:Upon meeting the bus..be sure to wear your drool bib to protect your clothing...he is one hot mofo!! :drool: Oh and I will gladly stand aside you two tasty bastards in the company of Mystify and the Solar Girls...HOLLLLLLLLLLA!! Thanks for the tip - I shall be prepared HOLLLLLLLLLLLLLA!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 Originally posted by rdntheshortbus Digga, one important piece of info we need as well...Ladies....Please forward your tongue measurements, and whether or not you have your tongue pierced... if not, would you be willing to...HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLA!!!!!!!!!!! I have my tongue pierced Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogekid Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 i think instead of working out all winter and being a lock as a meathead member, i'm gonna save up and buy an ice cream truck. only thing is, i'm gonna dump out the coolers and all the ice cream and stack it wirth porn. i'll sell the porn to all my friendly belmar neighbors all summer long. i'm also gonna invest in a 44" plasma screen for the back side of the truck and run continuous streams of Tera Patrick in action. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 She is just playin...I have no front teeth, scale in at a measily 135 lbs, 35% bodyfat, 2" bi's and suffer from a concave chest.....I do have a nice personality and a very strong tongue though....How long was it, 15 minutes I held my breath for Somegirl????however long, it was more than enough for my princess...HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted January 14 Author Report Share Posted January 14 does it have a ball on the end cause i got a hoop on my.................ah forget about it, ...................mysty you must understand these things must be saved for formal intro's not for when me and the bus are at work, i have already went through all my pairs of sox, and our cleaning lady just went home sick b/c she beant over to change the water filter and i ran over and knocked her over................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 i am runnin low on calamine lotion at the office...seriously ladies... dont leave us crippled with no sox or baby wipes at the orafice....HOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJstacked Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 Team Mangle and a Few Thoughts.....The reason why some may ask? What qualifications does it take to be a member of Team Mangle...well glad that somebody asked the question.....Let me explain...#1. Team Mangle is a game of Muscle ,Skill and World Domination...it brings the forces together and affords us the opportunity to bang the hottest bitches....Only a select few Women have been added to the Mangled Brothers list of hoes that get sick....!!! #2. Team Mangled is about yelling at the bitch waitress in the Diner that cooked your grilled chicken in oil....or forgot to cook your egg beaters in pam...."I said Dry Rye Bread bitch...not white bread...that will send my insulin level through the roof...!!!"#3. Team Mangled is about knowing the difference between QV and EQ...get my drift...its knowing the difference between West Nile and Omnis......More will continue after I finish my 3 grilled chicken breats and Yam..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted January 14 Author Report Share Posted January 14 way to sum up some of our recomandations stacked, but pls do not redeem more, we do not need people like trewguy and the rest of them runnin to the local diner yelling at the waitress and posting about it on cp, only to end up getting kicked in the acorns and wakin up in the middle of harlem with a sign "i am a young honky lookin for black hog" thinkin that they are part of team mangle or even good enough to rip open my package of chicken breast, or hold the cap to the jar while i do a bump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bellasmom Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 January 14, 2003Mr. RODDIGGAI DO NOTHING & GET PAID FOR IT Inc.1 Mangled WayMangladesh, NJ XXXXXXDear Mr. Digga,I am writing you this correspondence to seek your approval in becoming an Honorary Member of Team Mangle--I feel that I have more than earned this award due to my nites at Exit, hanging at the Factory with the whole FDU crew (those were the daze...I mean days) and summers at Belmar. Please review my skills and qualifications for the position, I am sure you will see that I am exactly what you are looking for. I promise to wear stiletto heels and daisy dukes at all times if you decide to bestow this great honor upon me. Please contact me at your earliest convenience with your decision.Sincerely,Bellas momAttachment Enclosed:HOLLLAAAAA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJstacked Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 Yes...Mr. Digga...Good looks on the revealing to much information....I have met Trewguy and needless to say he is extremely far from Team Mangle Status....If you remember I was the first guy on this board that wanted to destroy Trewguy back in the summer...But he has since submitted to my statue like physique and has apologized for stepping on my expensive shoes...I have no lean beef with Trewguy and only offer him advice..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vip-tech Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 Originally posted by roddigga TO ALL MY FREAKS:as winner of "CRACK HEAD OF THE YEAR" it is my duty to find those ind. who are not willing to take the early plunge, and join in the festivities to bring in the summer of 2003me and bus are designing "TEAM MANGLE" for those individuals who would like to join an elite group of jar collecting, pill poppin, evil beat listening, female neckbreaking, hoddiga female collecting meatheads, .... to weed out those week hearted ind. that slow the digga down, ex. dondeisel26, who has now been added to my list of slinkies............it appears dondeisel26 has found a new life in long helicopter rides around the city w/ his fam. and weekend shopping at IKEA, good luck davey your pink slip is in the mail!!!!now back to "TEAM MANGLE" this weekend and everyweekend leading to memorial day we are selecting those ind. who are ready to join in to bring in the summer of 2003, applications will be accepted through PM or formal interview at clubsthere are no specific recomandations, just hard nose rock star image, "TEAM MANGLE" will be announced by mid february early marchHOLLLAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"YOU BRING DA ASS, WE BRING DA WHUPPIN............!!!!!!!!p.s. ---- more info on "TEAM MANGLE" soon to follow ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ELITE ENTERTAINMENT IS A PROUD SPONSOR OFTEAM MANGLE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgeacasta2 Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 I would like to add this as part of my application to "Team Mangled" Ga2 training schedulemonday and thursday - arms training. beat the meat 3 times a daytuesday n friday - chest workout. Workin out to the oldies with richard simmons video tape.Saturday - aerobics training. Tae - bow workout video tape at home.Here's the proof that if you train hard you will see results. This is my bicep after my 12 week program. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted January 14 Author Report Share Posted January 14 Originally posted by vip-tech ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ELITE ENTERTAINMENT IS A PROUD SPONSOR OFTEAM MANGLE. ha, ha, ha, and yes they are, see yo ass on the 1st................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carguy19 Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 Digga,After hours of difficult negotiation I've landed our 1st corporate sponser......Ttokkyo Labs of Mexico Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnie818 Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 Put me on this team or i'll kick ALL your asses! <~~~Oh, & tongue is pierced Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 We may have one gash opening for a woman like you Hunnie...Rod, can we create a Healthy She Man slot for Hunnie????I think we should hold meeting asap at TM HQ this evening... over a few protein shakes and an arm workout....HOLLA!!!Stacked, your presence is mandatory for the meeting....FDU Parking lot at 6pm sharp... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 GA2...You only beat it 3 times a week?????I hit that mark by 11am Monday morning.....I must have thicker skin and more drive than everyone else.....HOLLA!!!Hey Somegirl, I am comin out this week to "PACK YOUR CHUTE..."HOLLA IF YA WANNA!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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