somegirl24 Posted January 20 Report Share Posted January 20 Originally posted by voodoolounge I get a kick out of spelling LAURIEWOOOO WOOOOOOare you at work? its about time!!I'm home sitting in bed watching General Hospital...I wish I could do this every damn day!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somegirl24 Posted January 20 Report Share Posted January 20 Originally posted by rdntheshortbus Lori, if he cannot spell or remember the name...I doubt he has the talents to eat box properly, and knows ten ways to make you scream big poppa...When is our jam session set up for by the way?????? Your trophy is waiting my love...Come 'n get it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carguy19 Posted January 20 Author Report Share Posted January 20 Originally posted by rdntheshortbus Lori, if he cannot spell or remember the name...I doubt he has the talents to eat box properly, and knows ten ways to make you scream big poppa...When is our jam session set up for by the way?????? Lets all go together Friday Mr Bus!!!Oh yeah tell all the slinkys that Me and You are holding the box eating A-Z class tomorrow night at TNT tuesdays. Our 2 hands on Models Bonnie and Vera are already confirmed and are getting waxed as we speak!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voodoolounge Posted January 20 Report Share Posted January 20 LORI,every time I spell it "Laurie", you can call me fuckfaceand Ridetheshortbus...I'll take any pointers on eating box that you might want to share on ClubPlanet buddy..( i would like to be called "BigPoppa" some day)www.RideTheShortBusEatingBox.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted January 20 Report Share Posted January 20 I think Tuesday and Thur will be my only nights out this week..Tue at Lookers and Thur at Deko....the other nights will be at home, shakn my rump with Somegirl24... if she holla's!!!!!!!!!!!!!Somegirl.... its comments like that one "layin in bed watchin General Hospital..." that make me wish I had more sick days...I would love to be home sick in bed with your sweetness.....Sex is the best medicine........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted January 20 Report Share Posted January 20 So many people are always asking me what the tricks are....This is the first step... to box eating and jam sessions.....PAY ATTENTION!!!!!!You have to keep your eyes open and see what works and dont work.....Every ho ho hottie is different.. know two machines are built the same or run the same way....So pay attention.... dont even waste your time or thier's going in StudStyle and doin a slam bam session.......Its almost like bein a carpenter vs a framer....A carpenter takes his time with the wood... getting to know each and every fiber... hand carving the piece slowly to perfection...whereas the framer just goes in guns blairin... nails shit up fast and leaves the house battered and unfinished....HOLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carguy19 Posted January 20 Author Report Share Posted January 20 Originally posted by rdntheshortbus So many people are always asking me what the tricks are....This is the first step... to box eating and jam sessions.....PAY ATTENTION!!!!!!You have to keep your eyes open and see what works and dont work.....Every ho ho hottie is different.. know two machines are built the same or run the same way....So pay attention.... dont even waste your time or thier's going in StudStyle and doin a slam bam session.......Its almost like bein a carpenter vs a framer....A carpenter takes his time with the wood... getting to know each and every fiber... hand carving the piece slowly to perfection...whereas the framer just goes in guns blairin... nails shit up fast and leaves the house battered and unfinished....HOLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Again box eating A-Z at TNT tuesday with myself bus vera and bonnie, starts at 10:30 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trewguy Posted January 20 Report Share Posted January 20 Originally posted by rdntheshortbus So many people are always asking me what the tricks are....This is the first step... to box eating and jam sessions.....PAY ATTENTION!!!!!!You have to keep your eyes open and see what works and dont work.....Every ho ho hottie is different.. know two machines are built the same or run the same way....So pay attention.... dont even waste your time or thier's going in StudStyle and doin a slam bam session.......Its almost like bein a carpenter vs a framer....A carpenter takes his time with the wood... getting to know each and every fiber... hand carving the piece slowly to perfection...whereas the framer just goes in guns blairin... nails shit up fast and leaves the house battered and unfinished....HOLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! your fucking nuts:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted January 20 Report Share Posted January 20 Yeah, I am..........At least no one can call me dull or boring.....and the ladies dont seem to mind too much.......n fact...they HOLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somegirl24 Posted January 20 Report Share Posted January 20 Originally posted by rdntheshortbus I would love to be home sick in bed with your sweetness.....Sex is the best medicine........ I'm ready for my dosage doctor... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted January 20 Report Share Posted January 20 I am a bit overclubbed.....How bout I cook at the house one night....We'll do dinner and wine, then each other....HOLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voodoolounge Posted January 20 Report Share Posted January 20 Use the Thumb w the tounge at all times & everywhere.. it's opposable!(they love that shit)www.EatPussy&UseYourThumb.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted January 20 Report Share Posted January 20 Voodoo....You show some creativity, but your loss of points will be directly related to you deciding that all girls like the thumb....I can think of three on my list that do not prefer the thumb.....in any place....lol...good show for creativity though...just remember, you are not painting the picture for yourself, you are painting the picture for her...so see what she likes...HOLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m0chi69 Posted January 20 Report Share Posted January 20 Originally posted by rdntheshortbus I am a bit overclubbed.....How bout I cook at the house one night....We'll do dinner and wine, then each other....HOLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm still waiting for you, i've got that 32oz porterhouse i bought for you in my fridge waitin' to be tossed on the grill.i want some bus luffin' too!holla Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdncarguy19 Posted January 20 Report Share Posted January 20 you guys talk way to much smackare you trying to impress each other?sounds like gay to me:eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdncarguy19 Posted January 20 Report Share Posted January 20 carguy, the only thing you know how to eat are donuts.stay fat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted January 20 Report Share Posted January 20 Originally posted by somegirl24 Will my escort partner for Team Mangle, Ms. Mystify be in attendance this Friday?? Let's hope so.... Although I was very disappointed in certain members and their lack of attendance!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdncarguy19 Posted January 20 Report Share Posted January 20 i was there ... just a bunch of bullshit talking went on as usual Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted January 20 Report Share Posted January 20 Sorry Mysty.... The Bus was not feelin the club scene Friday after a long drive back from MD in a snowstorm Friday night, and a late business meeting on Friday....First impressions are crucial.... I wouldnt want to meet one of the Queen Ho Ho Hotties on an off day...I will make up for it though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted January 20 Report Share Posted January 20 Originally posted by rdntheshortbus Sorry Mysty.... The Bus was not feelin the club scene Friday after a long drive back from MD in a snowstorm Friday night, and a late business meeting on Friday....First impressions are crucial.... I wouldnt want to meet one of the Queen Ho Ho Hotties on an off day...I will make up for it though... Although I'm still recovering from my sadness, I'll somehow have to get over it... Assuming of course, you make up for it Mister!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted January 20 Report Share Posted January 20 I was very upset when brother Digga told me that one of our Ho Ho Hotties was already spoken for...So I will make it up to you in a friend manner... and promise full entertainment and lots of hyperactiveness and laughs for ya when we all finally get to hang out....I rent myself out for parties too if you are pleased with the results.... Who needs a friggin clown when you have the Bus...HOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!Sorry Mysty.... hate lettin the ladies down...Big Hearty CP Cheek Kiss, No Tongue to ya... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPYGIRL3 Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 I just an FU in general for being fucking Monday...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dieselkid76 Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 wow! what a creative screename..........DIESEL!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdncarguy19 Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 well it seems like those 2 (ridnshortbus and carguy a) like blowing up each other's egos so, the might as well just ride each other.dieselkid... what do you think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dieselkid76 Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 watch out Carguy19 is trained in the fighting styles of UFC...he considers himself a leathal weapon!you've been warned!DIESEL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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