Jump to content
Clubplanet Nightlife Community

Like Shortbus, like OMG


Recommended Posts

  • Replies 94
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Days

Top Posters In This Topic

The list of things I dont have is shorter...

hmmmmmmm..............

let me think for a minute...

what DONT I have....

ah........ yes..........

Well, I DONT have a restraining order on me......

Thats one thing....

mmmmmmmmm..............

yep, thats it....

oh no!!!!!!!!!

one more....

I DONT have your bad luck with the ladies...

ok, thats two things I DONT have...

hahahahah...

mike... watch this...

aslkfjalsjf;lasjf;lsadjflskdjflskjflksjflsjflskjflksdjflskdjlsdkfj

I am pushin your buttons again...

I mean fukk... Helen Keller could push your buttons without using brail... I think you boil yourself over without much effort on my part...

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Originally posted by carguy19

No metro this friday either Jay???

I'll pick you up if you wanna go

well.. i just realized that i'll probably be busy on saturday night, so i may show up somewhere on friday. i'm on the fence these days. gym dedication, along w/ training others, has the rest of my life all twisted.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Originally posted by rdntheshortbus

The list of things I dont have is shorter...

hmmmmmmm..............

let me think for a minute...

what DONT I have....

ah........ yes..........

Well, I DONT have a restraining order on me......

Thats one thing....

mmmmmmmmm..............

yep, thats it....

oh no!!!!!!!!!

one more....

I DONT have your bad luck with the ladies...

ok, thats two things I DONT have...

hahahahah...

mike... watch this...

aslkfjalsjf;lasjf;lsadjflskdjflskjflksjflsjflskjflksdjflskdjlsdkfj

I am pushin your buttons again...

I mean fukk... Helen Keller could push your buttons without using brail... I think you boil yourself over without much effort on my part...

:idea: push away

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Originally posted by rdntheshortbus

rdntheshortdick????

how many of you humps are going to keep trying to make that one funny...

i'd like to make it known that i was the first official bus foe on CP to use this term.

:: doge humbly bows and accepts his award ::

Originally posted by roddigga

me running in the opposite direction throwing sh1t out of my pockets?????................

hahahaha. no no, you're thinking of when you used to see my in grammar school and i'd beat you up for your milk money and snack packs.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

digga loves to sit back and watch the bus at work good job bababooey and mikey, it's people like you that put a smile on our faces everyday...............thanks for coming aboard!!!!!

and spy, there is no point, just a cry for help from another tree hugger that escaped from the woods.............

keep it comin bababooey, amuse us i'm on my lunch break for another 3 hours..............and need some more fine tuning on my creative writing skills

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Originally posted by rdncarguy19

CARGUY ...

YOU GO TO THE GYM....HAHAHAH

YOU PROBALY STOP AT DUNKIN DONUTS ON THE WAY TO THE GYM AND END UP EATING TWO BOXES OF MUNCHKINS INSTEAD.

I thought this was a truce.....

You would know that i go to the gym if you ever knew who I was...

Oh yeah I heard from my bartending friend from players how you ran and hid under the bar during that fight at players....

Guess that money your spending on grappling is really worth it for you huh???

I never heard of the move called run and hide under the bar like a bitch....

Gotta learn that one, I dont think I can perfect it though.... Ill leave that one to you

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Originally posted by rdntheshortbus

whaterver baboony.....

I just think it would be the stand up thing to do, at least tell me who you are so I can have a laugh myself....

HOLLLLLLLAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

or you can just play pre-school and keep sending me these crayon notes about how you love me and want to be Riggs...

Its so hard being everyones hero...

This thread is too funny. Hey ShortBus, you get your name from o&a?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

GRAPPLING!!!

interesting content to these posts....

I enjoy watching everyone fight over the internet, its very entertaining. I think this could all be settled by a CP Tough Man Competition.... Location: SeaSide Heights. Time: Whene ever you want to come out from behind your PC.

DIESEL!!!!!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Originally posted by rdncarguy19

ONCE AGAIN YOUR BULLSHIT RUINS YOU. THERE WAS NO FIGHT INSIDE THE BAR. IT WAS OUTSIDE.... GOOD TRY

HAVE ANOTHER DONUT

Did you go to school with all the special people???

I never said it was inside dick, look at my reply retard.

I spoke to Christine the Blonde hot bartender last night after she got off.... so i guess Im still talking shit right?

She's one of the girls I talk to that you could only dream about.

I know your type.... all talk no action, big mouth until you get your teeth knocked out and learn to shut the fuck up.

I got a munchkin for ya kid come ands get it....

I can assure you I look better then you do too kid....

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Originally posted by dieselkid76

GRAPPLING!!!

interesting content to these posts....

I enjoy watching everyone fight over the internet, its very entertaining. I think this could all be settled by a CP Tough Man Competition.... Location: SeaSide Heights. Time: Whene ever you want to come out from behind your PC.

DIESEL!!!!!

Too bad i wouldnt be able to fight this jerkoff

He'll be in the 140lb class bro

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I almost feel bad for these humps...

Knowing they are going to head home after work, go directly to the bathroom and gaze into the mirror...

repeating the phrase so common to losers like themself...

"I feel good.. I feel great... I feel wonderful..."

or something from a segment of Happy Thoughts, by Jack Handy....

'Bus cannot knock me down or hurt my feelings... cuase I'm good enough, I am smart enough... and dog gonnit, people like me"

Go gettem Jack...

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...

×
×
  • Create New...