therunner Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 Originally posted by ez-e The bible see mariage as the "first person you have sex with". So basically you don't have to have the certificate!!!! That's why the catolic church doesn't reconize divorce!!! As long as you stay with the same person for ever you are in the "good eyes of God" I guess some of us missed that class in church school!!!!! ps: I didn't miss the class, just wasn't paying much attention! So me and my priest are married??That can't be right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jroo Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 how come nobody brought this up to me in catholic school? all of it. anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgiddy Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 Originally posted by jroo basically I'm a bastard, and I have been cursed since birth.the story has a lot of crazy holes in it. the servent, the names, anyway. this relates to me because im a bastard, mom and dad never married. looking back in life it explains a lot. i must be cursed. anyway, i hope this doesnt offend any of you. i know its not typical cp stuff, but anyway. i thought it comical. Your fucked...........welcome to the club:aright: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jroo Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 Originally posted by therunner So me and my priest are married??That can't be right. oral doesnt count!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ez-e Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 Sorry man!!!I when to catolic school as well and twice a week we had a religion class!!!Don't worrie I'm sure you can do something to make up for it!!Just talk to God! He can hear you!!!:crying2::mineo: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therunner Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 Originally posted by jroo oral doesnt count!! Oh good, I never liked that guy anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jroo Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 Originally posted by pgiddy Your fucked...........welcome to the club:aright: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ez-e Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 I n the eyes of God, sex was only meant to reproduction!!!! So anyother form or sex is not allowed!!! oral, anal or just for fun!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jroo Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 Originally posted by ez-e Sorry man!!!I when to catolic school as well and twice a week we had a religion class!!!Don't worrie I'm sure you can do something to make up for it!!Just talk to God! He can hear you!!!:crying2::mineo: we had a church in between of our elementry school and middle school. i mean litteraly next door, those of you familar with georgetown Uni, and it's campus, i went to holy trinity, like not even two blocks away. i guess i should have known something was up there when i got kicked out in the 5th grade. i sure miss my clip on tie and v-neck navy blue sweater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockyblue Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 Originally posted by jroo we had a church in between of our elementry school and middle school. i mean litteraly next door, those of you familar with georgetown Uni, and it's campus, i went to holy trinity, like not even two blocks away. i guess i should have known something was up there when i got kicked out in the 5th grade. i sure miss my clip on tie and v-neck navy blue sweater. what did you do to get kicked out of catholic school? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therunner Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 Originally posted by ez-e I n the eyes of God, sex was only meant to reproduction!!!! So anyother form or sex is not allowed!!! oral, anal or just for fun!!! That's bullshit. If sex was only meant for repoducing god would've left out the prostitutes in the Bible. So I call bullshit on the whole thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jroo Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 Originally posted by ez-e I n the eyes of God, sex was only meant to reproduction!!!! you're not from around here, huh?im not a grammer king or nothing, but i would bet my bottom dollar that english is your second languge. sex is dangerous, if i cant speed, then you cant have sex for pleasure. but what mamma dont know can't hurt her. line from waterboy just in case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ez-e Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 I hear you man!!!! But remember, the prostitutes were the bad examples of what you weren't suposed to do!!!!! Thats why God would punish you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revaluation Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 Originally posted by jroo number 2 is the same as #1, right...when I #2, I always #1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jroo Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 Originally posted by rockyblue what did you do to get kicked out of catholic school? i think basically my grandpa quit paying for it, and they were letting me go there for free. but i was in trouble constantly, so finally they got put up with it, and kicked me out. i went there from midway 1st grade to midway 5th grade. i was the demerrit king!! i filled up my sheet for every month. 3 demerrits and you get detention. detention was a breeze! funny, right after i left they dropped the whole demerrit system. i was young they didnt really tell me much when i got kicked out. i also think that there was a change of principals too. and the old one liked me and the new one didnt. you know the politics of the whole thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jroo Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 Originally posted by therunner That's bullshit. If sex was only meant for repoducing god would've left out the prostitutes in the Bible. So I call bullshit on the whole thing. i think collin farrel, or jim breurer said, i cant remember. that a guy needs a good prostitute, jail, vegas story before he gets married. so far i got vegas, and now jail, one more to go. my vegas story is kinda weak though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jroo Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 Originally posted by revaluation right...when I #2, I always #1 always? you ever # 1 and then #2? or # 2 then #1 then fucking #2 again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ez-e Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 Well anyways!! Is a bit late to regreat now!!!! I can talk for experience!!!!!!!!! I believe that you should regreat for things that you have done it! Not for missing out of doing it!!! Live a litle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 ......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ez-e Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 Originally posted by jroo you're not from around here, huh?im not a grammer king or nothing, but i would bet my bottom dollar that english is your second languge. You almost got it!English is my fourth language! 1st Portuguese 2nd Spanish 3rd Italian 4th English!And you can keep your bottom! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jroo Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 Originally posted by ez-e You almost got it!English is my fourth language! 1st Portuguese 2nd Spanish 3rd Italian 4th English!And you can keep your bottom! cool, im kinda partial to my bottom, dude, teach me some italian!! im ok in spanish, i understand more than i can communicate, but i want to learn italian. me being mostly italian and all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therunner Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 Pasta. Thats italian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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