tastyt Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 Originally posted by phatman ...i made it a long time ago....*raises right pinky in the air* Awww... that was so sweet.... I think a couple of teeth just fell out... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 Originally posted by nycchic24 lets just have one big massive orgy and get it over with.. its a free for all! lets go for it... i have a rather large bed... hard as hell but its large... or do y'all just want to rent a room in the NOTELL Motel, and get this over with??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 Originally posted by tastyt Awww... that was so sweet.... I think a couple of teeth just fell out... ...no prob shooga...well deserved...and speaking of sweet...my coworker just got these new microwavable chips a hoy - they're supposed to be hot and chewy like fresh out of the over...i cant fuckin wait...i'll report back later... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 so far I have been matched up with 5 different girls but there is one sandwhich I wouldnt mind being the meat of and thats a southrnbell and scardgirl sandwhich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 Originally posted by gabo so far I have been matched up with 5 different girls but there is one sandwhich I wouldnt mind being the meat of and thats a southrnbell and scardgirl sandwhich ehh who am I kidding... I want to bang em all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnie818 Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 Originally posted by phatman ...are you saying youre not a fan of institutions?......either way, i'm sure we could strike up a deal amicable to both parties...i.e. ..i like to give massages - i would assume you like to receive them... Well why didn't you just say you like to give massages ???~??!!Ok..I'll marry you... Now.. where's my ring biatch?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 ...here ya go...i got us a dozen...raspberry filled...my favorite... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnie818 Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 Originally posted by phatman ...here ya go...i got us a dozen...raspberry filled...my favorite... Mmmmm Chocolate too!!! What a good man you are! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 Originally posted by hunnie818 What a good man you are! ...you have no idea... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassa Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 i would rather have sex with dick cheney wearing a pink tutu, a beanie, and a green glow in the dark condom rather than be with apples.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 Originally posted by eccentricmofo Im ok honest, I took the meds a few mins ago they will kick in any second now.. about time:rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nympho69 Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 Originally posted by dgmodel agreed... u see u and somebitch have so much in commonwill u two fuck alreadynow seriously i cant fucking believe u can see me and tastey togetherit would definitely be a horrible marriagei would end up abusing his assand in 2 years end up being arrested for running his ass downthen chopping his dick off and then selling it off on ebay... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nympho69 Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 Originally posted by dgmodel i was not aware of the sexual tension... its all in the hips, its all in the hips... just easin the tension bebe... are u doing the conan o'brian string dance??if so....i'm getting really turned on....wanna fuck?????or since this is the marriage threadwanna marry me???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigpoppanils Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 Originally posted by sassa i would rather have sex with dick cheney wearing a pink tutu, a beanie, and a green glow in the dark condom rather than be with apples.... that can be arranged Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 Originally posted by nympho69 are u doing the conan o'brian string dance??if so....i'm getting really turned on....wanna fuck?????or since this is the marriage threadwanna marry me???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 Originally posted by nympho69 wanna fuck????? u silly bitch, that line is trademarked! wanna fuck ™ is my line and you cant use it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nympho69 Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 Originally posted by dgmodel omg i think im in lovenow all u have to do is die ur hair red and wear a suitwill u marry me???????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 Originally posted by nympho69 omg i think im in lovenow all u have to do is die ur hair red and wear a suitwill u marry me???????? i guess sooooooooo... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nympho69 Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 Originally posted by dgmodel i guess sooooooooo... damn dont sound too convincing :laugh: well here are the rules u will be a househusband and my sex slaveand have dinner ready when i get home and be prepared to watch lots of conan and do the string dancei dont think im asking for mucham i???????what are ur conditions?????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 absolutely... without a doubt... my conditions are propermanners, dirty in bed, intelligent/articulate, great sense of humor/personality and dresses well... thats it anything short of that will result in bitter divorce... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nympho69 Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 Originally posted by dgmodel absolutely... without a doubt... my conditions are propermanners, dirty in bed, intelligent/articulate, great sense of humor/personality and dresses well... thats it anything short of that will result in bitter divorce... :laugh: those really arent conditionseither u think i posses those qualities or not... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reeni Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 Originally posted by dgmodel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 Originally posted by nympho69 :laugh: those really arent conditionseither u think i posses those qualities or not... my only conditions are that a woman meets those qualities thats it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eccentricmofo Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 Originally posted by nympho69 :laugh: where have u been dude?when are u inviting me over for coffee?? Hey, I keep loosing posts somehow, freakin computer is rearted... ha. I thought you were meeting me at 7-11 for coffee? Ive been camped out in my car for days now....waiting for ya... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgeacasta2 Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 Originally posted by sassa i would rather have sex with dick cheney wearing a pink tutu, a beanie, and a green glow in the dark condom rather than be with apples.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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