roddigga Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 as i was on my 3:30 cig break i headed downstairs to see the lobby packed w/ heads..................i strolled over to the mac machine to take out some cash and i hear people whispering and pointing into the bank...........i looked inside and saw two huge gorillas standing inside the bank, digga thaught the bank was being robbed then out comeS MIKE TYSON.................as i reached for my wallet and coverd my left ear as this FUGGIN FREAKY AZZZ MOFO came toward me i extended my hand and SHOOK THE HAND OF IRON MIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I CHALLENGED HIM APRIL 13TH AT MSG HE LAUGHED LUNDGED TOWARDS ME AND I PISSED MY PANTS...............................!!!!!!!!!HOLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAA IRON MIKE TYSON!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 How many mushroom's did you eat Sunday????!?!?!??!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted March 26 Author Report Share Posted March 26 BRO THE GUYS A FREAK.............................HIS GRILLS ALL TATTED UP, AND HES A MONSTER...............HE WALKED OUT THE BANK AND STARTED BUGGIN CAUSE PEOPLE WERE STANDING AND STAIRIN.....................I ONLY HAD FIVE CAPS AND THREE STEMS WHY???????????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdflfactoria Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 This is a funny ass post!!!Wash your hands! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfbunny Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 wow they i guess they let him out of the cage to go get money.... he was probably all doped up on his zolofts..... crazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 Any leftover?????I need something to take the edge off today....My secratery wore a short skirt again....ggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr............She keeps struttin through my office.... I am going to tackle her soon if I dont get my mind off it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted March 26 Author Report Share Posted March 26 wash my hands!!!!! good idea, he actually grabbed his nuts while he was talking to the guy before he shook my hand...................GROSSSSSSShes def a filthy ol man, but i def would never want to be caught alone by a mac machine w/ him standing next to me..............we've all come to the conclusion he needed some cash so he robbed the bank downstairs before gettin himself a nice school girl over in NYC......................we need people like MIKE in this world to help us feel better about ourselves................AHHHHHHHHHHHH ZOLOFT, I SHOULD HAVE ASKED HIM FOR ONE.............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfbunny Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 gotta love the warm weather all the girls wear half the clothes....hmm if i was a guy i'd make my secretary wear short skirts all the time and no knee bending allowed..... also sex would be mandatory w/ coffee runs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted March 26 Author Report Share Posted March 26 Originally posted by sfbunny gotta love the warm weather all the girls wear half the clothes....hmm if i was a guy i'd make my secretary wear short skirts all the time and no knee bending allowed..... also sex would be mandatory w/ coffee runs IM FEELING YOU.........................i actually came into work today with a shirt cut right above my belly, look sexy when i'm sittin at my computer........................i got this cute little denin skirt on right now and the draft has been killin me...............i forgot to put lotion on so i borrowed some fresh melon lotion from the chick that sits next to me...........DAMM I SMELL SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!AND BUS YOU EVER PM ME EVER AGAIN WE'RE GONNA HAVE WORDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL LOL HA HA HA HA HA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 Yo... not for nuthing...Tell me that was not a good excuse for a pm bro...No worries...My pinky finger that pressed the enter button which sent the message, has been cut off with my carving knife....I dont want the other fingers thinking this is an allowable action... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfbunny Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 u better be careful mikey might bend u over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 Speaking of bending over....What are you up to later wabbit!??!?!??! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfbunny Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 hmmmmm.... this bunny never passes up gettin bent over.... ur place or mine lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclebuc Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 I'd be more impressed if it was Iron mike Sharpe!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 I would say my place...But the last time I had a girl over my neighbor, an elderly women... called the poe poe on me...The police knocked on my door, saying they had calls reporting sounds of a woman being strangled...Silly old woman...I guess the Mr. never gave to her Bus style....If it dont hurt, do it again... and again... and again.... till ya get it right... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfbunny Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 ur crazy...... i wonder if ur bite is as bad as ur bark though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 I was kidding about that one silly wabbit....I do have a bad bite though.. and I do like it rough freaky porn style all sweaty and hot....hahaha...I'll tell you some good ones in person... not going to post stuff like that...Hell, I might ruin my good repution..... hahahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfbunny Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 i knew u were kiddingyea i don't think i want to hear some of the stories u probably have.....jk freaky porn sex= Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted March 26 Author Report Share Posted March 26 Originally posted by unclebuc I'd be more impressed if it was Iron mike Sharpe!!!!!! see thats why you dont know digga.........its an honor for me to shake the hand of another twisted human being.................!!!!!!!i read bios on charles manson, and watch poltergiest over and over just to put myself to sleep with a smile....................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i would love to one day spend a day with MIKE and watch him WHOOP ASSS and call everyone his BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogekid Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 that wasn't mike tyson fool. it was a turd that you left in the corner of your eye. and that wasn't his hand you shook either, you grabbed a leaf of a plant in the lobby and started tuggin at it. i have it on the security video, i'll send you a copy so you can see what a mangled mess you looked like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tempkid Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 Tyson is in Iraqi!!!!!He's been hired by the president for the Delta Force, his mission is to bite Saddam's ears off when found, so your full of shit digga my nigga!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted March 26 Author Report Share Posted March 26 Originally posted by dogekid that wasn't mike tyson fool. it was a turd that you left in the corner of your eye. and that wasn't his hand you shook either, you grabbed a leaf of a plant in the lobby and started tuggin at it. i have it on the security video, i'll send you a copy so you can see what a mangled mess you looked like. BRO, THAT MUST HAVE BEEN THE BIGGEST FREEGIN TERD I HAVE EVER LEFT BEHIND..............!!!!!!!!!!!MUH BAD JAYDIGGA, this is almost like the time, me and DEE were laughing real hard, and she was eating crackers and she spit one in my eye!!!!!i glanced over and i thaugh i saw your cracker ass, YA FREEGIN CRACKER ASS HONKEY.................damm eye sight!!!!!!!HOLLAAAAAAAAAA AT ME KID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dani672 Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 Originally posted by rdntheshortbus How many mushroom's did you eat Sunday????!?!?!??!?! ewww.. mushrooms make me sick:( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted March 26 Author Report Share Posted March 26 looks like this thread brings out all the tough guys..................he reads iron mike and thinks there a fight up in heAAAA, and prob thinks he can take on the GREAT MIKE TYSON!!!!no bro it WAS him, tattoo on the grill and all!!!!! said he just got back from hopatcong, he was whoopin some scrawny little boitch around thats been talking bout "breakin his teef" or something!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdflfactoria Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 I like the way sfbunny thinks......she can hop by the 3rd floor anytime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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