shadygroovedc Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 The military uses trained Dolphins to find mines and tag them for removal.We have Dolphins in the military. It's like Aquaman and shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookiegirl Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 Great. Now all we need are sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 yeah i heard about the dolphins. they are trying to go after brian griese for QB since he is gonna be released by the bronco's since they already signed jake plummer from the cardinals on free agency. might be the missing peice in the dolphins super bowel puzzle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therunner Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 Now fucking greenpeace is going to be yelling about save the fucking dolphins even more. Like they really give a shit about the slimy little bastards anyway. If they ever had a good dolphin steak they wouldn't bitch so much about trying to save them or the whales. ummm ummm good dolphin steaks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted April 1 Author Report Share Posted April 1 Originally posted by therunner Now fucking greenpeace is going to be yelling about save the fucking dolphins even more. Like they really give a shit about the slimy little bastards anyway. If they ever had a good dolphin steak they wouldn't bitch so much about trying to save them or the whales. ummm ummm good dolphin steaks. SHUT UP! You can't eat Flipper! Kill every other animal, I don't care. But dolphins are too cute to kill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinybutterfli Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 Originally posted by vicman yeah i heard about the dolphins. they are trying to go after brian griese for QB since he is gonna be released by the bronco's since they already signed jake plummer from the cardinals on free agency. might be the missing peice in the dolphins super bowel puzzle. Cookie - I still think Vic wins for most hilarious typo. Super "bowel" Apparently it has super powers! Its no ordinary bowel! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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velvetgoldmire Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 Originally posted by cookiegirl Great. Now all we need are sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads. EL OH EL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 Originally posted by tinybutterfli Cookie - I still think Vic wins for most hilarious typo. Super "bowel" Apparently it has super powers! Its no ordinary bowel! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted April 1 Author Report Share Posted April 1 Originally posted by vicman I think I just had a Super Bowel. Way too much fiber last night. Damn Korean food. But goddamn, do I feel light on my feet right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velvetgoldmire Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 Originally posted by shadygroovedc SHUT UP! You can't eat Flipper! Kill every other animal, I don't care. But dolphins are too cute to kill. It's always the cute animals we wanna save, isn't it? "What are you?" "I'm an otter!" "And what do you do?" "I swim around and do cute little human things with my hands!" "...You're free to go. And what are you?" "I'm a cow." "Get on the fucking truck!" "But I'm an animal! I have rights!" "You're a baseball glove! Here's your cousin, get on the truck, pal!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinybutterfli Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 Originally posted by shadygroovedc But goddamn, do I feel light on my feet right now. why am I not surprised? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookiegirl Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 Velvet --> Plagiarist!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted April 1 Author Report Share Posted April 1 Originally posted by velvetgoldmire It's always the cute animals we wanna save, isn't it? "What are you?" "I'm an otter!" "And what do you do?" "I swim around and do cute little human things with my hands!" "...You're free to go. And what are you?" "I'm a cow." "Get on the fucking truck!" "But I'm an animal! I have rights!" "You're a baseball glove! Here's your cousin, get on the truck, pal!" I think it's human nature. I'm the same way with people. Cute chick asks me what time it is, and I'd be willing to take her to the jewelry store and buy her a Cartier. Ugly chick asks me what time it is, and I'd say "Time to get a watch, bitch". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velvetgoldmire Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 Originally posted by cookiegirl Velvet --> Plagiarist!! You keep using that word. I do not thin' it means what you thin' it means. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookiegirl Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 to pass off the ideas or words of another as one's own without crediting the source Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velvetgoldmire Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 Inconceivable!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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therunner Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 Originally posted by velvetgoldmire Inconceivable!! I thought the shit was funny no matter who said it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velvetgoldmire Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 Originally posted by cookiegirl Is the weekend here already? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velvetgoldmire Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 Originally posted by therunner I thought the shit was funny no matter who said it. *cough*DennisLeary*cough* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therunner Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 Originally posted by velvetgoldmire *cough*DennisLeary*cough* That guy is too funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revaluation Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 I think Lybia or Lithuania or some country with an "L" wanted to give us monkies to test for land mines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted April 1 Author Report Share Posted April 1 Originally posted by revaluation I think Lybia or Lithuania or some country with an "L" wanted to give us monkies to test for land mines. What kind of monkies? Cute Chimps or ugly Rheces monkies? I think Chimps would make good workers. They always look very thoughtful like they're pondering something. Rheces monkies just spaz out and throw feces all over the place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookiegirl Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 The Moroccan government, according to the Rabat weekly al-Ubsu' al-Siyass, has offered US troops in Iraq "2,000 monkeys trained in detonating landmines" to assist the war effort. Some of the monkeys, it suggested, would come from Morocco's Atlas mountains, while others would be imported. The publication quoted a well-placed source as saying this was "not a scientific illusion but a well-known military tactic". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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