nyis4meatheads Posted April 11 Author Report Share Posted April 11 Originally posted by teamj5 why do all girls try to look like the two on the right She just lost big points with me in this picture. Is she a freshman??? If so, I see baaaaaaaaad things in the future. She looks like she's one Krispy Kreme binge shy of ballooning to a duece, duece and a half. She looks fine now... but in a month I could see her turning into that chick from Shallow Hal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teamj5 Posted April 11 Report Share Posted April 11 must.....not.....reply......and.......pick........on........jess's.......girlfriend......... :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groovefire Posted April 11 Report Share Posted April 11 Originally posted by teamj5 :eek: Says chick on the left, "Here, stand on my freshman 15 gut." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nyis4meatheads Posted April 11 Author Report Share Posted April 11 Originally posted by groovefire Says chick on the left, "Here, stand on my freshman 15 gut." :laugh: That was almost perfect... let me tweak it just a little...Says chick on the left, "Here, stand on my freshman 15 gunt." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groovefire Posted April 11 Report Share Posted April 11 Originally posted by nyis4meatheads :laugh: That was almost perfect... let me tweak it just a little...Says chick on the left, "Here, stand on my freshman 15 gunt." Rub the magical gunt of she, and ye shall be granted wishes three! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclefester401 Posted April 11 Report Share Posted April 11 GUNTHER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nyis4meatheads Posted April 11 Author Report Share Posted April 11 Originally posted by unclefester401 GUNTHER! Don't worry, she's already gunt'ed... we don't have to gunt her again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flavanugz Posted April 11 Report Share Posted April 11 To clear things up, I LOVE THE TITTIES! I was just saying that they reminded me of the "red bandits" sig. All the girls on that sorority life are busted, maybe 1 or 2 id hit. and that fat chick with the HUGE tits, Maggie i think, is the biggest cunt on earth....literally and figuratively. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted April 11 Report Share Posted April 11 Originally posted by teamj5 must.....not.....reply......and.......pick........on........jess's.......girlfriend......... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nyis4meatheads Posted April 11 Author Report Share Posted April 11 Originally posted by flavanugz To clear things up, I LOVE THE TITTIES! I was just saying that they reminded me of the "red bandits" sig. Man, when will you ever learn to shutup??!?!? I'm going to throw full beer cans at you from the lifegurad chair while you're DJing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flavanugz Posted April 11 Report Share Posted April 11 Originally posted by nyis4meatheads Man, when will you ever learn to shutup??!?!? I'm going to throw full beer cans at you from the lifegurad chair while you're DJing. hahahahah. why are u so frightened??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groovefire Posted April 11 Report Share Posted April 11 Originally posted by nyis4meatheads I'm going to throw full beer cans at you from the lifegurad chair while you're DJing. Of course there's a lifeguard chair at a frat house...queer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted April 11 Report Share Posted April 11 I would be frightened Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flavanugz Posted April 11 Report Share Posted April 11 Originally posted by groovefire Of course there's a lifeguard chair at a frat house...queer. the jealousy is just flowing from you.....heh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclefester401 Posted April 11 Report Share Posted April 11 What Fraternity is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nyis4meatheads Posted April 11 Author Report Share Posted April 11 Originally posted by flavanugz hahahahah. why are u so frightened??? I have every right to be frightened! You should be too With all this jealousy eminating from groovefire it seems he's carrying a lot of pent-up aggression towards frats. Maybe he got blackballed or something Fester, it's Theta Chi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groovefire Posted April 11 Report Share Posted April 11 Yeah, wicked jeolous our guys who pay to spank each other with wooden paddles. I might look like the gay Who's Line dude, but I'm really not! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclefester401 Posted April 11 Report Share Posted April 11 Originally posted by nyis4meatheads With all this jealousy eminating from groovefire it seems he's carrying a lot of pent-up aggression towards frats. Maybe he got blackballed or something I think he must have dropped when he found out nobody actually plays "yucky cookie" :rainbow: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whadupg Posted April 11 Report Share Posted April 11 Originally posted by teamj5 must.....not.....reply......and.......pick........on........jess's.......girlfriend......... :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nyis4meatheads Posted April 11 Author Report Share Posted April 11 Originally posted by groovefire Yeah, wicked jeolous our guys who pay to spank each other with wooden paddles. I might look like the gay Who's Line dude, but I'm really not! I've never spanked or been spanked with wooden paddles. Everyone knows they're metal these days.OK Todd, here goes... do a country song about a guy who sells vacuum cleaners on the moon.... GO! (I hate Who's Line.... a lot). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prplhz Posted April 11 Report Share Posted April 11 Originally posted by teamj5 must.....not.....reply......and.......pick........on........jess's.......girlfriend......... :laugh: :laugh: Atleast she has a girlfriend:tongue: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flavanugz Posted April 11 Report Share Posted April 11 Originally posted by nyis4meatheads I've never spanked or been spanked with wooden paddles. Everyone knows they're metal these days.OK Todd, here goes... do a country song about a guy who sells vacuum cleaners on the moon.... GO! (I hate Who's Line.... a lot). HAHAHHA. you are killing me. it took me a minute to figure out what the fuck u were talking about.nugz is doing his best jeter impression right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groovefire Posted April 11 Report Share Posted April 11 Originally posted by nyis4meatheads OK Todd, here goes... do a country song about a guy who sells vacuum cleaners on the moon.... GO! (I hate Who's Line.... a lot). If I could, I would, and it would be about your mom and Dirty Sanchez. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted April 11 Report Share Posted April 11 I just noticed that. Good one.I expect to see this next thurs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nyis4meatheads Posted April 11 Author Report Share Posted April 11 Originally posted by groovefire If I could, I would, and it would be about your mom and Dirty Sanchez. Sounds good to me. Just make sure it's perfectly rehearsed, totally on key and flawless... everyone knows that's how improv is supposed to be.Can you stand behind Phil while he's DJing on Thursday, and use your arms to DJ, but pretend they're his? Then do funny hand motions and throw things around while Phil says awkward, unfunny things and Drew Carry laughs like he's getting paid $125,000 every half hour?Hilarious!Ok Todd, you're in a shopping mall and you want to buy a pair of pants, but you just remembered that you don't have any legs because they were severed in a Nazi concentration camp... now, GO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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