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SPANISH FOR GRINGOS

(Para que los Gringos aprendan castellano)

There's always something to learn or to try, sometimes you need to say a

phrase in Spanish, but you don't know how to say it, don't worry, It's

not a problem any more, if your are a gringo and you don't know how to

speak Spanish, the Smart Gringo Class might be helpful in your learning

process.

For instance, we took from it some common phrases, just try it and

you'll see the difference and how easy it is to speak Spanish.

Boy a c n r = Voy a cenar = I'm gonna have dinner

N L C John = en el sillon = on the armchair

Be a hope and son = viejo panzon = fat old man

Who and see to seek ago = Juancito se cago = Little John shit all over

himself.

S toy tree stone = estoy triston = I'm kind a sad.

Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rags

Desk can saw = descanso = rest.

As say toon as = aceitunas = olives.

The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de estar molestando = stop

bugging around.

See eye = si hay = yes we have

T n s free o ? = tienes frio = are you cold?

T N S L P P B N T S O = Tienes el pipi bien tieso = you have an

erection.

Tell o boy ah in cruise tar = Te lo voy a incrustar = I'm going to plug

it into you

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so our place to stay in ny totally bailed out on us at the last minute. we've been scrambling to find a hotel to stay at. this fucking sucks. :mad::splat:

Stay at the "skyline" hotel on 10th Ave -- you could walk to crobar if you wanted to, there is always a vacancy---- and it's UBER CHEAP! My friend Antonio from Puerto Rico stayed there --- and it was kinda trashy but literlly half the price of most hotel rooms in NYC.

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SPANISH FOR GRINGOS

(Para que los Gringos aprendan castellano)

There's always something to learn or to try, sometimes you need to say a

phrase in Spanish, but you don't know how to say it, don't worry, It's

not a problem any more, if your are a gringo and you don't know how to

speak Spanish, the Smart Gringo Class might be helpful in your learning

process.

For instance, we took from it some common phrases, just try it and

you'll see the difference and how easy it is to speak Spanish.

Boy a c n r = Voy a cenar = I'm gonna have dinner

N L C John = en el sillon = on the armchair

Be a hope and son = viejo panzon = fat old man

Who and see to seek ago = Juancito se cago = Little John shit all over

himself.

S toy tree stone = estoy triston = I'm kind a sad.

Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rags

Desk can saw = descanso = rest.

As say toon as = aceitunas = olives.

The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de estar molestando = stop

bugging around.

See eye = si hay = yes we have

T n s free o ? = tienes frio = are you cold?

T N S L P P B N T S O = Tienes el pipi bien tieso = you have an

erection.

Tell o boy ah in cruise tar = Te lo voy a incrustar = I'm going to plug

it into you

LOL!!!!

español sin barreras!

yeah-the curse words and phrases are of utter importance!

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you & crank can stay on my lap :D you guys are all set now, right?

i'm doing my anti-traffic dance in my cube right now. you guys should see it :bounce:

yep, we found a place and it turned out to be cheaper than we thought.

i'm outta here in 8 minutes!

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,

and they're like,

its better than yours,

damn right its better than yours,

i can teach you,

but i have to charge

la la-la la la,

warm it up.

lala-lalala,

the boys are waiting

*****************

just go and set up camp in front of his building.

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Ruby et Violette

457 West 50th Street

New York, NY 10019

Tel: (212) 582-6720

Tel: (877) 353-9099

best chocolate chip cookies in the city. and if your lazy ass can't get to 50th street, they also deliver . . . i think.

Vic is obsessed w/ cookies! it's all he talks about. he's gutted that the place is closed this weekend. all he wants to do is mope all day!

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i had such a good time with all of you this weekend!

Thanks to:

- Vic for being my chauffeur

- Thomar for letting us crash, entertaining me on Saturday afternoon and then putting up with my trash talk at dinner :devil:

- joey for helping me polish off a bottle of wine (good thing we shared as i was tipsy as hell on 1 1/2 glasses, ha!)

- rocky for the dose of estrogen on Saturday :tongue:

- kken for the entertaining texts and voicemails!

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Caustic

1 : capable of destroying or eating away by chemical action : CORROSIVE

2 : marked by incisive sarcasm

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and here I was told in meant aggressive - somebody used this word out of context. ;)

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Caustic

1 : capable of destroying or eating away by chemical action : CORROSIVE

2 : marked by incisive sarcasm

_____________________________________________________

and here I was told in meant aggressive - somebody used this word out of context. ;)

false. it was not used out of context. the person "attacking" me by calling be "bitch" was very sarcastic. o.k., i did say aggressive and that may have been an overreach in definition, HOWEVER it was not misused!

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