cookiegirl Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 http://funreports.com/2003/04/15/45950.htmlFind Out How Strong Your Forehead Is!As majority of people think, Russian vodka is the most popular remedy in this country. Connoisseurs say that it helps cure all diseases and ailments. Some people rub the back with vodka to soothe radiculitis; others prefer to apply vodka compresses. But majority of Russians prefer to take the popular medicine vodka in. They say, it wonderfully helps at happy or sorrowful times. It is no use to argue with people, as they seem to be better aware of the issue. As well, many people know in what troubles one can get if one doesn't know where to stop while drinking vodka. A surprising incident occurred recently at the railway station of Vyazemskaya. A postal-baggage train stopped at the station on its way from the Russian city of Novosibirsk to Vladivostok. Some of the conductors from the train appealed to station guards for medical aid as they were seriously injured. The injured men explained that during a very long way they had drunk so much vodka that started dashing their foreheads against the glasses of the train windows. They say it was some kind of a contest initiated with a view to find out whose forehead was stronger. As it turned out during the "contest", their foreheads were all weak. The train glasses endured the attack, but the ill-starred conductors seriously suffered and were taken to a hospital. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nautilus60 Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 We have these contests every weekend at my house...Anyone wants to enter? The purse is up to 5, 3948674986, 00000 rubles... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookiegirl Posted April 16 Author Report Share Posted April 16 That's 172,992,416,637,292.25 USD!! I'm in! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinybutterfli Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 Originally posted by cookiegirl That's 172,992,416,637,292.25 USD!! I'm in! if you win, will you be my sugar mama? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookiegirl Posted April 16 Author Report Share Posted April 16 Originally posted by tinybutterfli if you win, will you be my sugar mama? I have certain conditions, but yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 Originally posted by cookiegirl I have certain conditions Too much teabagging, huh? I think they have medicine for that now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookiegirl Posted April 16 Author Report Share Posted April 16 Originally posted by shadygroovedc Too much teabagging, huh? I think they have medicine for that now. yeah, it's called lesbianism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 Originally posted by cookiegirl yeah, it's called lesbianism. Mmmmmmm... Lesbianism... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockyblue Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 Originally posted by cookiegirl yeah, it's called lesbianism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kramadas Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 cookie and tb gonna get it ooooonnn??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookiegirl Posted April 17 Author Report Share Posted April 17 Originally posted by raver_mania cookie and tb gonna get it ooooonnn??? too bad you're not coming to NYC this weekend. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinybutterfli Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 Originally posted by cookiegirl too bad you're not coming to NYC this weekend. . . lol, I told you PvD was a special occasion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kramadas Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 Originally posted by cookiegirl too bad you're not coming to NYC this weekend. . . Secretary - cancel all my meetings for Friday, I'm going to be out of townhmm...raunchiness... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sauvee88 Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 :eek: I am the luckiest man alive!! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mysteriousss Posted April 18 Report Share Posted April 18 That's too funny.. I've seen people do some stupid shit while drunk but this tops it all LMAO.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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