ernextnation Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 Mideast Mystery??? Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Hmmm, let's see now . . .No beer, No booze, No bars, No television, No cheerleaders, No baseball, No football, No basketball, No hockey, No golf, No tailgate parties, No hooters, No pork BBQ, No hot dogs, No burgers, No Pizza Hut, No lobster, shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks.Rags for clothes and towels for hats. Constant wailing from the guy next door because he's sick and there are no doctors. Constant wailing from the guy in the tower. No chocolate chip cookies, No Christmas.You can't shave, Your wife can't shave, You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung. The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times. Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your donkey. But your donkey has a better disposition. Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!Is there a mystery here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vipnerd Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 Originally posted by ernextnation Mideast Mystery??? Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Hmmm, let's see now . . .No beer, No booze, No bars, No television, No cheerleaders, No baseball, No football, No basketball, No hockey, No golf, No tailgate parties, No hooters, No pork BBQ, No hot dogs, No burgers, No Pizza Hut, No lobster, shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks.Rags for clothes and towels for hats. Constant wailing from the guy next door because he's sick and there are no doctors. Constant wailing from the guy in the tower. No chocolate chip cookies, No Christmas.You can't shave, Your wife can't shave, You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung. The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times. Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your donkey. But your donkey has a better disposition. Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!Is there a mystery here? Where is the oil?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHRles Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 LOL If only it was that simple... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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