LavenderMenace Posted April 18 Report Share Posted April 18 You're truly from Lawn Gisland (Long Island) if you can relate to any of the following: 1. You've always liked Billy Joel and you own several of his "records". 2. You know someone who went to Sachem. 3. Seeing a concert at Jones Beach Theater - the best place in the world to see a show. 4. Is it just me, or is every girl from Nassau a bitch? 5. Billy Joel said it best, "either you date a rich girl from the North Shore, or a cool girl from the South Shore. " 6. What's the big deal about the Hamptons? 7. If you're not from Long Island, Staten Island, or NYC, you're not really from "NEW YAWK" 8. You don't go to Manhattan, you go to "the City" 9. The Belt Parkway sucks! 10. You never, ever want to "change at Jamaica..." 11. You never realize you have an accent until you leave. 12. Your parents took you to Nathans or Carvel (on the way home from the beach). 13. You hate the radio commercials for Hofstra University "Hi, this is Mary Beth Carey...." 14. Somehow, you know the OBI is cool, but you've never actually been there. 15. At some point in your life, you've either gone clamming, or caught a bluefish. 16. You know where at least one strip club is. 17. Regular gas - $1.60 18. You remember George Lamond at Levels. 19. You curse. A lot. 20. You can name at least three players on the Islanders Stanley Cup teams. 21. You remember the exact day you stopped going to Wading River &Cedar Beach. 22. Public beach? What's that? 23. Is the club scene really that great (unless you're a guido)? 24. Going to the diner at 2:00am. 25. You've had a seagull crap on your car. 26. Either your parents or your grandparents lived in the city. 27. You had a bicycle with a banana seat. 28. You or someone you know has owned an animal that came from North Shore Animal League. 29. You've cruised on DPA in a Mustang GT. 30. You know someone with a cabana. 31. You've walked through the tunnels at Smith's Point. 32. If you're from Suffolk County, you've been to Splish Splash. 33. Quick! Who's the Nassau County Executive? Don't know do you?! 34. You don't have to go far to see your family. 35. Grumman. 36. You know the exact streets that divided your school districts, but have no idea which voting district you are in. 37. You've gotten drunk at the Boardy Barn. 38.You know the difference between WLIR and WDRE, even though they played the same music. 39. You are an Islander/Met/Jet fan or a Ranger/Yankee/Giant fan. There is no crossover. 40. You can correctly pronounce places like Hauppauge, Ronkonkoma, Islandia, &Massapequa. 41. You know the location of 6 malls and a dozen McDonalds and 36 7-11's. 42. you know what a SUMP is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PinkFloyd40 Posted April 18 Report Share Posted April 18 lmfaooooooooooooooo*fuckin* classic!!!!:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldschoolny Posted April 18 Report Share Posted April 18 That is so fucking funny. The old man that I am I can relate to almost all of them.Thanks for the laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teknojunkee Posted April 18 Report Share Posted April 18 10. You never, ever want to "change at Jamaica..." 8. You don't go to Manhattan, you go to "the City" 13. You hate the radio commercials for Hofstra University "Hi, this is Mary Beth Carey...." 14. Somehow, you know the OBI is cool, but you've never actually been there. 29. You've cruised on DPA in a Mustang GT. "Next Stop..Jamaica...Change-overs.""yo guys....lets go to the city 2 nite""i hate hofstra""what the fuck is the OBI..ive heard about this place all my life"I LIVE ON DPA!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehunter Posted April 18 Report Share Posted April 18 :laugh: Its so funny and so true!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avalondon3 Posted April 18 Report Share Posted April 18 Why does everyone hate on Hofstra? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunshine79 Posted April 18 Report Share Posted April 18 omg!! lolololol!! thanks for posting that, it's awesome. I didn't really grow up here (only summers) but I can totally relate to 99% of that list.hehehe. billy joel rules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girly Posted April 18 Report Share Posted April 18 and billy J fucking rulesss...he knows what hes singing about:; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginz Posted April 18 Report Share Posted April 18 Originally posted by LavenderMenace You're truly from Lawn Gisland (Long Island) if you can relate to any of the following: 1. You've always liked Billy Joel and you own several of his "records". The man is a legend!2. You know someone who went to Sachem. Sachem always had hot girls!3. Seeing a concert at Jones Beach Theater - the best place in the world to see a show. Hootie, Pearl Jam, Chilli Peppers, Stone Temple Pilots...14. Somehow, you know the OBI is cool, but you've never actually been there. They used to have the best happy hour!16. You know where at least one strip club is. Gossip, Gaslight, Habitat, Cafe Royal...19. You curse. A lot. What the fuck?!?24. Going to the diner at 2:00am. Order of fries please..29. You've cruised on DPA in a Mustang GT. 93 Mustang GT convertable baby!!37. You've gotten drunk at the Boardy Barn. American Pie..nuff said!40. You can correctly pronounce places like Hauppauge, Ronkonkoma, Islandia, &Massapequa. 41. You know the location of 6 malls and a dozen McDonalds and 36 7-11's. 42. you know what a SUMP is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schwingep Posted April 18 Report Share Posted April 18 Originally posted by LavenderMenace You're truly from Lawn Gisland (Long Island) if you can relate to any of the following: 2. You know someone who went to Sachem. OR 30005. Billy Joel said it best, "either you date a rich girl from the North Shore, or a cool girl from the South Shore. " AINT THAT THE FUCKING TRUTH!!!!!13. You hate the radio commercials for Hofstra University "Hi, this is Mary Beth Carey...." OMG FLASHBACK!21. You remember the exact day you stopped going to Wading River &Cedar Beach. BWAHAHAHA CEDAR BEACH!!!!!!!!24. Going to the diner at 2:00am. WE USED TO GO IN SEARCH OF THE BEST DINER ON LONG ISLAND29. You've cruised on DPA in a Mustang GT. HOW ABOUT GOTTEN A SPEEDING TICKET IN A MUSTANG ON DPA31. You've walked through the tunnels at Smith's Point. DRINK BEER IN THE TUNNELS37. You've gotten drunk at the Boardy Barn. OR HAVE GOTTEN AT LEAST 25 PHONE NUMBERS AND LAID AT LEAST A HALF DOZEN TIMES AFTER GOING TO THE BB38.You know the difference between WLIR and WDRE, even though they played the same music. OR USED TO PUT ALUMINUM FOIL ON YOUR HOME STEREO ANTENNA TO ACTUALLY GET RECEPTION41. You know the location of 6 malls and a dozen McDonalds and 36 7-11's. THERE'S 14 7-11'S FROM THE SOUTHERN POINT OF ROUTE 112 TO THE NORTHERN TIP42. you know what a SUMP is. WE HAD ONE IN OUR BACK YARD (GREAT FOR SLEDDING!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weed247 Posted April 18 Report Share Posted April 18 SHIT IS CLASSIC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted April 18 Report Share Posted April 18 1. You've always liked Billy Joel and you own several of his "records". -Doesn't everyone??? 3. Seeing a concert at Jones Beach Theater - the best place in the world to see a show. -First concert ever, Tina Turner, for my 10th bday. 4. Is it just me, or is every girl from Nassau a bitch? -Well that's a no-brainer. 5. Billy Joel said it best, "either you date a rich girl from the North Shore, or a cool girl from the South Shore. " -LIES- South Shore is nuthin' but over-processed guidettes. I'm a cool, poor girl from the North Shore... 6. What's the big deal about the Hamptons? -For real...7. If you're not from Long Island, Staten Island, or NYC, you're not really from "NEW YAWK" -Ummm... there's more to NY???8. You don't go to Manhattan, you go to "the City" 10. You never, ever want to "change at Jamaica..." -God, the LIRR sucks! 11. You never realize you have an accent until you leave. -I take it as a huge compliment when people are surprised I'm from LI... b/c I've lost the accent... 12. Your parents took you to Nathans or Carvel (on the way home from the beach). -Cookiepuss! And what was that whale?14. Somehow, you know the OBI is cool, but you've never actually been there. -OMG, how long have those commercials been running? 16. You know where at least one strip club is. -Cafe Royale19. You curse. A lot. -Shut the fuck up.23. Is the club scene really that great (unless you're a guido)? -Let's not forget about CAFFEINE!!!!!!24. Going to the diner at 2:00am. -Damn, what memories...26. Either your parents or your grandparents lived in the city. -Astoria and LIC, baby...28. You or someone you know has owned an animal that came from North Shore Animal League. -Jasmine the pup and Tinkerbell the psycho cat.34. You don't have to go far to see your family. -Unfortunately...40. You can correctly pronounce places like Hauppauge, Ronkonkoma, Islandia, &Massapequa. -But of course!42. you know what a SUMP is.-LOLOLOLOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackorn Posted April 18 Report Share Posted April 18 Guys- meetup at the boardy barn, behind the port-o-johns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racerx1225 Posted April 18 Report Share Posted April 18 I'm going to commit suicide. I guess I've been in denial all along. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biatchzxz Posted April 18 Report Share Posted April 18 That is excellent, I live now in LI, thats histerical!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
househead24 Posted April 19 Report Share Posted April 19 lol that shit is halarious.... :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girly Posted April 19 Report Share Posted April 19 I see lawg islands in full effect <~~~ proud to be a lawg islander:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biatchzxz Posted April 19 Report Share Posted April 19 LOL , not the best thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolsta Posted April 19 Report Share Posted April 19 wtf is sumthing wrong with me i can only relate to like 7 of those and ive lived on lawn gisland for 9 years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moose25 Posted April 19 Report Share Posted April 19 Thats so true and really funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!thanks for the laugh............... :aright: :bounce: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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