Funk leaves Club Planet...

[funketeer]

...for a whole month, yup...I'm outta here!

I have decided to go to the Himalayas and conquer the highest peek on Earth, Mount Everest...I have been preparing for months and I'm finally ready to do it. Because of the remote nature of the location, I won't be able to post for days, so you will probably not hear from me in quite a while...but, I will be taking with me a custom weatherized lap-top with a satellite digital high-speed connection which will allow to send pictures of the trip and eventualy, if luck is by my side, my final conquering of Mt Everest.

Wish me luck!

Funk seen here as he begins his ascension towards Mt. Everest. (A.P. Photo)

peace

FUNKETEER

[mrjoebudious]

if u are serious, you rock. Go climb the biggest yo!!

J B

[sunnyhost]

Good Luck

God Speed

& last but not least.....

Beware of SARS!

[lolahotass]

Uggggh thank God:D

j/k HAVE A GREAT TRIP;)

[guyman1966]

That is amazing. Good luck. I hope you come back with all of your toes.

[dkb377]

your sense of humor is a breath of fresh air

[xsandycheeksx]

"The hills are alive, with the sound of music"

[digitalass75]

Good luck bro. That will be a great accomplishment. Stay in touch with us.

[Guest saleen351]

There is some cool books outthere about mr everest, but one of the coolest things, still till this day, the way you get to the top, you see these frozen dead people, and its a reference point.. scary shit.

[thehog]

Originally posted by saleen351

There is some cool books outthere about mr everest, but one of the coolest things, still till this day, the way you get to the top, you see these frozen dead people, and its a reference point.. scary shit.

yeah that and only 50% get back alive:eek:

well good knowing you funk

[nexusgroove]

[xsandycheeksx]

Funk sounds like a very brave man. YOU ARE MY HERO.

[tranzwhore]

why? buy the dvd - turn the a.c. down, don't eat for 3 days & pretend ur there. dude, you're gonna be up to your knees in snow while we're gonna be up to our ankles in sand.

[attomic]

Dude just don't end up cutting off your arm with a dull knife ok....

[funketeer]

[mrjoebudious]

been there. done that

so did you funk. remember!

[erickamikaze]

hope you gave all this stuff.

Gear List - Mount Everest

Climbing Equipment

[ ] Ice Axe w/Leash. General mountaineering tool. Sizing is important: under 5’7" use a 60cm tool; 5’7"- 6’1" use a 65cm tool; over 6’1" use a 70cm tool. (Too short is preferable to too long). No rubberized grips-they are heavy and do not plunge well into the snow. Make sure that you have a leash that is designed for use on a glacier axe. Please no technical leashes designed for ice climbing-they are too short, heavy, and not versatile. Suggested: SMC Himalayan, Charlet Moser Vanois or Grivel Pamir.

[ ] Crampons. With flat rather than “cookie cutter†frame rails. Avoid anti-balling plates which are heavy and are useful only in very specific snow conditions. A combination heel bail/toe strap is a better system than a heel and toe bail system. Suggested: Charlet Moser Super 12 Rapidfix Lanieres, Grivel G12 New-Matic, or Black Diamond Sabertooths.

[ ] Climbing helmet. Must be adjustable to fit, with or without hat or balaclava on. Suggested: Petzl Ecrin Roc, Edelrid Ultralight, or equivalent.

[ ] ATC or Figure 8. Standard descender. Suggested: ATC.

[ ] Ascenders (1 pair). Petzls recommended. Left and Right.

[ ] Prussiks or 40 ft 6mm perlon rope. For Prussiks. Please bring as a continuous piece. Choose cord that is soft and supple.

[ ] Alpine Climbing Harness. Harness should fit over all clothing, have gear loops, adjustable leg loops and be reasonably comfortable to hang suspended in. Make sure you can get into the harness without having to step through any part of it. Suggested: Black Diamond Bod Harness.

[ ] Locking carabiner. 4 pear-shaped automatic locking. Suggested: HMS Quicklock, or equivalent. Screwgates are ok.

[ ] Standard carabiners. 6 standard ovals.

[ ] Adjustable Ski or Trekking Poles. 3 Sections are the most versatile. Suggested: Leki, Life Link, Black Diamond.

Technical Clothing

[ ] Lightweight Underwear. 2-3 pairs tops & bottoms, Capilene, other synthetic or wool. No Cotton. Lightweight is preferable as it is more versatile (worn single layer in warmer conditions and double layer for colder). Zip-T-neck tops allow more ventilation options. One white top for intense sunny days on the glacier and one dark top for faster drying gives the most versatility. Suggested:Patagonia, Outdoor Research, Marmot. Additional for women: Patagonia Capilita Trunks and Shaka Bra.

[ ] Expedition Weight Underwear. 1 pair. Expedition weight Capilene. (Alternative: a one-piece suit) Suggested: Feathered Friends Husky Suit.

[ ] Fleece/Synthetic jacket. Heavyweight pile (Polartec 300). A full-zip version is easier to put on and has better ventilation than a pullover. Windstopper fleece is NOT recommended due to reduced breathability. Suggested: North Face Polar Sun or equivalent.

[ ] Fleece/Synthetic pants. Midweight pile (Polartec 200) with full separating side zippers (This is very important for ventilation and for ease of dressing up or down when conditions change in the middle of a climb). Suggested: North Face, Patagoinia, Mt Hardwear

[ ] Gore-Tex or Synthetic rain/snow shell pants & shell jacket with hood .

(Bibs recommended) For the jacket we highly recommend a long front zipper, a roomy rather than snug fit and underarm zips which go well below the armpit. We also require full separating side zippers on the pants. Suggested: North Face Mtn. Bib or Mtn. Light Pant, Mtn. Hardware Exposure Bib or Ethereal Pant.

[ ] Down Parka. (Expedition Weight, must be fully baffled, have insulated hood, and go below the waist) Suggested: North Face Baltoro, Mt. Hardwear Absolute Zero, Marmot 8000 meter, Feathered Friends Ice Fall.

[ ] Down Pants. To fit over insulation layers. Outer shell must be windproof. Suggested: Feathered Friends 40 Below pant.

Gloves and Mitts

[ ] 2 Pair Synthetic gloves. Bunting or fleece gloves which will fit comfortably inside mitts. A heavier fleece will do a better job of keeping hands warmer when wet than lighter polypropylene or Capilene. Suggested: North Face or Patagonia.

[ ] 2 Pair Shell Mitts and Gore-Tex Overmitts. Outdoor Pro Modular Mitts w/double liners are required. Extra pair should be big enough so that gloves fit inside pile liners. You will want to have three layers total in the mitts

Footwear

[ ] Light hiking boots or trekking shoes. For day hikes and trek to Base Camp. The trail to Base Camp is rocky and rough. Light weight, high comfort, plenty of room in the toe bed, and good support should be stressed here. Suggested: Garmont, Lowa, Scarpa, Raichle, La Sportiva.

[ ] Double plastic climbing boots with Aveolite Liners. Good quality plastic shells with inner boots. Avoid tight fit with heavy socks. Suggested: Koflach Artis Expedition, La Sportiva Olympus Mons, Scarpa Invernos, or One Sport Everest. One Sport Everest or Olympus Mons are highly recommended.

[ ] Gaiters. Suggested: Outdoor Research "Crocodiles" or "Expedition Crocodiles". Please make sure your gaiters fit around the boot without being to tight around your leg. Gaiters should have cordura on the inside of the leg. No lightweight hiking gaiters.

[ ] Wool or Pile Socks. 4 pair heavyweight wool or synthetic socks (wool is warmer) to be worn over the liner socks. When layering socks, check fit over feet and inside boots. It is very important to buy new socks regularly as they lose their cushioning over time. Suggested: Bridgedale, Thorlo, Smartwool, Patagonia. Socks with padded shins are especially nice with plastic boots.

[ ] Liner Socks. 4 pair of smooth thin wool, nylon or Capilene to be worn next to the skin. This reduces the incidence of blisters and hot-spots and helps the outer sock last longer before needing to be changed. They should fit well with your heavyweight socks

[ ] Vapor barrier socks. Optional. Helps reduce moisture buildup in your boots, also keeps you feet a little warmer.

[ ] Booties. Polar guard. Optional.

Headwear

[ ] Baseball cap or other sun hat. One with a good visor to shade the nose and eyes. Synthetic is nice as it dries quickly.

[ ] Warm Lightweight pile/wool hat. Both the hat and the balaclava should be able to fit under the helmet. Hat should cover ears. No Windstopper as it makes it difficult to hear.

[ ] Balaclava. (1) Heavyweight, (1) Lightweight. Suggested: North Face.

[ ] Glacier glasses with Side Covers. Regular sunglasses are usually not sufficient. 100% UV, IR, high quality optical lenses designed for mountain use, must have side covers, leashes, and a nose guard is particularly helpful (Chums MelaNoNo is a good brand). No more than 8% light transmission. Suggested: Bolle, Bucci, Julbo Round “Arcâ€or Cebe. If you wear contact lenses we recommend packing a spare pair of glasses—it is a good idea to have these with “photo-gray†or equivalent light-sensitive material so they can double as emergency sunglasses. If you wear glasses we recommend prescription glacier glasses (gray or amber). For prescription Glacier glasses, contact Black Diamond (801) 278-5533 or Opticus www.opticusinc.com

[ ] Ski Goggles, 1 pair. 100% UV & IR. Bolle's Chrono work well. Climbers with glasses try X-700, they fit over glasses.

[ ] Headlamp. Bring spare bulb & batteries. No Halogen bulbs as they are more expensive, take more power and have a shorter life. Suggested: Petzl Zoom.

[ ] 2 Bandanas. Used to shade your neck.

[ ] Neoprene face mask. Optional

Personal Gear

Personal Equipment

[ ] Backpack. Internal frame pack expandable to a minimum of 5,500-6,000 cu. in. Keep it simple and light, avoid unnecessary zippers, etc which add weight. Suggested: North Face, Kelty, Gregory, Dana Designs, Arc Teryx.

[ ] Day/Summit pack. Small mountain pack 2,500-3,000cu.in. with attachment points for crampons and 2 ice tool slots, should have waist belt and sternum strap. Suggested: Bomb Pack, Arcteryx Bora 40.

[ ] Sleeping Bag. High quality with hood to at least -30°F. If you sleep cold bring a warmer bag. Goose down preferred over synthetic for bulk & weight. If well-cared-for, a down bag will last much longer than a synthetic bag. It should be roomy enough for comfortable sleeping but snug enough for efficient heat retention.

[ ] Compression stuff sack. Necessary to reduce volume when packing a sleeping bag. Suggested: Lowe Alpine Tele Sack or Granite Gear.

[ ] One Therma-Rest pad. One 3/4 or full length Therma-Rest pad. If you are over 6’ a long is recommended. Make sure to include a valve stem and patch repair kit for your Therma-Rest. Suggested: Cascade Designs Therma-Rest Guide Light model

[ ] One Closed-Cell foam pad. Full length closed cell is recommended. Suggested: Cascade Designs Ridge-Rest

[ ] Cooking gear:

Cup: 12-16oz. plastic insulated mug with snap-on lid (retains heat well and is spill-resistant in the tent).

Spoon: Good quality tough plastic (lexan). You do not need a plastic knife and fork.

Bowl: Deep plastic with 2-3 cup capacity. Recommended: Tupperware 3 cup bowl.

[ ] 1 Liter Thermos. Needs to be strong. Stainless Steel Vacuum bottle. Suggested: Outdoor Research.

[ ] 2 Lighters. We recommend two disposable, adjustable lighters, rather than matches, for lighting stoves. Make sure the lighters are new and full of fuel.

[ ] Small personal first-aid kit. (Simple and Light) Aspirin (Extra Strength Excedrin is best), Antibiotic ointment, Moleskin, molefoam, waterproof first-aid tape, athletic tape, Band-Aids, personal prescriptions, etc. Please let your guide know about any medical issues before the climb.

[ ] Sunscreen. SPF 30 or better, 2 small tubes. Make sure that the sun screen is not older than 6 months. Sunscreen older than six months loses half of its SPF rating. Suggested: Dermatone or AloeGator.

[ ] Lip screen. SPF 30, at least 2 sticks. Not older than 6 months. Suggested: Blistex, Chapstick, Dermatone.

[ ] Swiss Army knife. Medium sized. Keep the knife simple. Suggested: Swiss Army Super Tinker.

[ ] Water Bottles: 2 liters minimum capacity. Wide mouth bottles required. No water bag or bladder systems, they freeze or are hard to fill.

[ ] 1 Bottle of Water Purification tablets. Water filters are too heavy and clog quickly with silt. Suggested Iodine or Aqua Mira (Non-iodine)

[ ] Toiletry bag. Include toilet paper (no more that one roll stored in plastic bag), Purell or other alcohol hand sanitizer, toothbrush, toothpaste. Do not include soap, shampoo, deodorant, or cosmetics.

[ ] Pee Bottle (1 Liter). Large mouth. Make sure the bottle is clearly marked, "Pee Bottle."

[ ] Pee Funnel (for women). It is a good idea to practice, practice, practice. Suggested: Freshette.

[ ] Purell Hand Sanitizer. Other alcohol based hand cleaners also work well.

[ ] Ear plugs.

[ ] 4 Trash Compactor bags. To line stuff sacks to keep gear dry. Trash Compactor bags are made from a heavier plastic.

[ ] Camera gear. Optional. We recommend a small instant or point and shoot cameras. Please do not bring large SLR cameras with extra lenses. For the best pictures bring slow speed film, 50, 100, or 200. Simple and light. Disposable cameras also work well.

[mrmatas2277]

Funk ur mom says she hopes that u packed a clean pair of underwear....oh yea...she says dont go outside with ur hair wet....

[fliptoniaaa]

Originally posted by funketeer

[funketeer]

[philippio]

Before you leave, there's one last thing you need to know...

Borders has this new book entitled: "Climbing Mt. Everest for Dummies"

Make sure you pick up a copy for some light reading on your way up!

[funketeer]

Originally posted by philippio

Before you leave, there's one last thing you need to know...

Borders has this new book entitled: "Climbing Mt. Everest for Dummies"

Make sure you pick up a copy for some light reading on your way up!

thanks for the tip, I already got it!

[philippio]

Have you considered making a quick pit stop at a fertility clinic to have some of your sperm frozen? You know... just in case!

[funketeer]

Originally posted by philippio

Have you considered making a quick pit stop at a fertility clinic to have some of your sperm frozen? You know... just in case!

You have it all thought out, don't you? Since I was rushing in order to get to the himalayas before this world goes down in flames...I only had time to hit the night desposit teller...I deposited it from 6 feet away...talk about aim, hu?

ok, bye...I'm off to climb Mount Everest

[mdamon7278]

Take Saleen with u and lucky enough we wont be coming back down the mountain with ya Funk!!!