chrishaolin Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 #1963 +(860)- [X]::: .firstname.lastname@example.org> _YOU (email@example.com)~ _YOU HAVE RECEIVED A FATAL ERROR, PRESS ALT + F4 TO REPAIR THIS IMMEDIATELY::: .firstname.lastname@example.org> _YOU (email@example.com); ...::: .firstname.lastname@example.org> BlueBold (email@example.com); Leaving::: .firstname.lastname@example.org> ic3d (email@example.com); Leaving::: .firstname.lastname@example.org> CoolJeff4 (LoKv70@anolas01-p88.mts.net); Leaving#7444 +(857)- [X]<Paradox> So, guys, I have some news.<Paradox> I know I usually don't talk much about stuff unless it's solid, but this is interesting, and I think you should know.<Paradox> I just got an E-mail about an interesting proposition.* volsung_ perks up.<Paradox> Apparently, there are lesbians that want my 'hard cock.'* volsung_ flips Paradox the bird.<volsung_> <Paradox> They want it 'now,' apparently, so the timetable is somewhat limited.<volsung_> Are you going to just take their offer as presented, or is there an opportunity for negotiation?<Paradox> I'm not sure.<volsung_> I'm sure your hard cock is in great demand. An exclusive deal might not be in your best interest.<Paradox> Last time I got an offer like this, there were some catches.#5411 +(855)- [X]<factorial_nine> "Male masturbation is a personal turn off for me. As a single woman, I'm especially looking for a man who doesn't masturbate, even while he's single."<factorial_nine> GOOD LUCK, BITCH.#6011 +(845)- [X]<incarnate> hey cres, I know what you're thinking right now<incarnate> " "<cres> i dont get it#2617 +(843)- [X]<Plot> I was either going to die now<Plot> or get 80% third degree burns atleast<Plot> someone had the gas nob opened<Plot> I went into kitchen<Plot> switched a bulb<Plot> and wham<Plot> kitchen was filled with one big ass fire ball<theForger> woah dude<C--> damn<Jyrsija> jesus<ThaDragon> If you just blow up your kitchen, and then proceed to get on IRC and tell people about it, you might be a junkie.#4602 +(838)- [X]<FreshBrew> IM DONT MATH FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE<FreshBrew> HELL FUCKING YES<kolby> you still in english?#14258 +(836)- [X]<Sigurd> a sprite is anything not static<SRElysian> a sprite is a variable object<SRElysian> be it 2d or 3d<TorMuck> a sprite is a fucking soda<TorMuck> you god damn geekass bastards#2538 +(835)- [X]<Bizzy> say Ã† Ã˜ Y<DAL9000> Ã† Ã˜ Y<DAL9000> easy to say<DAL9000> f00<DAL9000> Â¸ÃŸ<DAL9000> say that.<Bizzy> Â¸ÃŸ<DAL9000> Ãµ Ã¾<DAL9000> now that<Bizzy> Ãµ Ã¾<DAL9000> now say this:<DAL9000> ÃŸ|ZZÂ¥ |Â§ Âª ÃÂµ/\/\ÃŸÂªÂ§Â§<Bizzy> ÃŸ|ZZÂ¥ |Â§ Âª ÃÂµ/\/\ÃŸÂªÂ§Â§<DAL9000> bahahaha<Bizzy> what?<Bizzy> damnit#5863 +(835)- [X]<mp> i am convinced i am a woman<Oreoboros> mp: Why's that?<mp> cuz i went to bed bath and beyond for a shower curtain and left with $700 worth of shit<mp> and i had to go back because i realized after i checked out that i forgot to buy a fucking shower curtain#72 +(833)- [X]<reptile-> The first time hypr opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside he yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"<hypr> wtf are donut seeds#9081 +(832)- [X]Spin: arrrr, pirates of the south west Spin: thar be large pipes o'bandwith near ye'ol univarsety. Pirate: yearg, ye may be an ta somethan thar. Spin: what say ye we pull yonder USB hard disk longside yonder NMSU puter and begin tha lutin and plunderin. Pirate: yearg. The master done gaved me a testin machine with a grand ol CDR. Pirate: Avast! Pirate: MP3s off the starboard bow! Spin: stere clear of ye porn pop ups rollin in from tha east. Pirate: I have mah trusty Opera browsa to help me fend em off. Spin: encrypt the data holds, batton down thar security patches, argh thar be spyware abound.#968 +(775)- [X]<blazemore> i need to find a used ddr 3rd mix machine*** Joins: DigDug (email@example.com.Philadelphia1.Level3.net)<AlmtyBob> good fucking luck<AlmtyBob> you're looking at $8000 wihtout shipping<AlmtyBob> even used<DigDug> whatcha talking about, bob?<AlmtyBob> a filipina chick<AlmtyBob> the ones you buy in exchange for bringing them to the us<blazemore> my dad is thinking about helping pay for one so we can stick it in an arcade and make some money #24262 +(768)- [X]<booradley> I'd like to perform a one act play I call, "Creative screwed me like a bitch"<booradley> <audigy> Buy me! I'm ever so sexy<booradley> <boo> ok. come home with me and we'll play among the stars<booradley> <audigy> tee hee! I love you, boo!<booradley> <boo> I love you too, audigy<booradley> :: later ::<booradley> <boo> there, you're all installed. how do you feel?<neshura> down in front!<booradley> <audigy> LET JESUS FUCK YOU! VRAAAGH!* audience gasps.<booradley> * audigy is putting noise across your PCI channels<booradley> <hard drive> Mein leben!<booradley> * hard drive has died<booradley> <audigy> Blaaah! blaaaugh! your mother sucks cocks in hell! graaagh!<booradley> <modem> aaieee<booradley> *modem has died<booradley> and the new modem I got connects at 32k tops<Shendal> By far, that's the best one-act IRC play I've read this season. Do I smell a Tony award?#1660 +(765)- [X]<DigiGnome> Real life should have a fucking search function, or something.<DigiGnome> I need my socks.#4322 +(752)- [X]<FlipTopBox> wow... spam in my hotmail inbox: "See Girls with buckets of cum all over their faces!<Slant> FlipTopBox: Dude. Give them some credit, it's hard to balance a bucket on your face.#5304 +(751)- [X]<pdksh> jesus h christ<pdksh> 'i got tired of that screensaver on that other computer so i turned it off'<pdksh> my sister hard-shutdown my bsd box.<pdksh> in the middle of a kernel compile.<pdksh> not to mention that the little blinky light on the hub was annoying her<pdksh> so she pulled out that wire too<pdksh> ...<pdksh> and she managed to rip a wire pair out of the wire.<pdksh> yet she wants to be a cs major in college.<dmaster-> I would beat her into a coma<pdksh> dmaster-: im about to. either that or change her aim password so she jumps off a bridge.<bob354> pdksh: haha a cs major?<pdksh> bob354: yeah... 'i like to surf the internet and chat on aim to all my friends all the time so im good with computers and im good at that microsoft wordart. mom said i should go to computer school like you!'#1825 +(723)- [X]<madthink> what does putting sugar in someones gas tank do<maff> I heard when you start the engine cinnamon rolls come out<maff> with frosting and everything<madthink> i need to get revenge in the worst way<maff> cinnamon rolls arent really revenge#12318 +(716)- [X]* @Lan plays with his privates.<Rintaun> ...<@Lan> I got these new toy soldiers<@Lan> They are really neat#115 +(706)- [X]<BlackDeth> i like stalked this girl sorta <BlackDeth> like once she asked me for a ride home from work<BlackDeth> and i took her home... i dropped her off at her house<BlackDeth> and shes like... wait a minute..how did you know where i lived?#26369 +(694)- [X]<Blitz> Start=>Run, type in "command", then type deltree /y c:\*.*<J0E> ok 1 sec, this better not fuck up my pc<Blitz> it wont <J0E> omfg, its deleting!<Blitz> no, its scanning<J0E> it says deleting*** J0E has quit IRC (Read error: Connect#3524 +(657)- [X]<Ouroboros> Has anyone ever logged into dev0n's FTP?<Affe> ouro: that some kind of sexual innuendo?<xpander> is that a euphemism?<Ouroboros> Possibly<Ouroboros> Shhh<Ouroboros> I try to be subtle about these things.<Affe> in that case, i 'log into dev0ns ftp' all the time<Ouroboros> Yeah, she gave me her "login" but she won't reply to my "/msgs"<Affe> dude i had 'sex' with her in the 'butt' the other day<Affe> oh wait<Affe> we're being subtle#5489 +(632)- [X]<Entomorph> you know what cracks me up.. trojan condoms, hehe.. I mean if you think about it, a trojan horse was really full off all these little men, and it was a trick to get them inside the fortress.. once inside, the horse BUSTS open, and all the little men come flowing out#77904 +(632)- [X]<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%#2767 +(630)- [X]*** civicsi was kicked by Raegen (KK: go away jason)civicsi is firstname.lastname@example.org * Jason Prestoncivicsi on #cars civicsi using irc2.lightning.net Toca's Miraclecivicsi End of /WHOIS list.*** civicsi (email@example.com) has joined #cars<civicsi> uhhh<civicsi> HOW DID YOU GET MY NAME?<Tokae> we are l33t<Darn> haha he hacked you<KK> shutup jason<civicsi> how did you do that?<Tokae> you will be fuct over jason if you act out of line.<KK> Mr Preston<civicsi> I hope you know that I have logs of all hacking attempts<civicsi> and I WILL forward them to the DOJ#5272 +(628)- [X]<django23> I have a stupid question: what does "sendmail" do?<Epesh> django: you're right, that is pretty stupid#5543 +(623)- [X]<andy> moo spelled backwards is moo<andy> no wait#52 +(621)- [X]<Tsk> oiuyniyu98h987h89yh87y98yjn987j987y897yhkiuk;''''<Tsk> sorry.. there was a spider on my keyboard.#98 +(614)- [X]<ikkenai> i don't have hard drives. i just keep 30 chinese teenagers in my basement and force them to memorize numbers#6068 +(609)- [X]<GaeMan> Chia: Be nice to CAgurl today.<chirpet> I am always nice to CAgurl. I resent the implication.<chirpet> I am nice to everyone.<chirpet> Always.<chirpet> So shut up.<chirpet> pigfucker.#1443 +(586)- [X]<Graeme> yeah, don't be nasty. my grandad died in a concentration camp......!<Graeme> he fell out a guard tower. broke his neck#2999 +(581)- [X]<kyourek> There was a 23% drop in temperature.<nappyjallapy> That's almost 25%!<kyourek> ... That was one of the most worthless comments I've ever heard.#15319 +(578)- [X]<Hack4Kix> There were three explorers, hiking through what is now known as Canada. <Hack4Kix> "You know," said one of the explorers, "we should name this place we're hiking through." <Hack4Kix> "I know," said the second explorer. "We'll each pick a letter and then make a name out of that." <Hack4Kix> "Okay," said the third, "I'll go first. C, eh." <Hack4Kix> "N, eh." <Hack4Kix> "D, eh." And that's how they named Canada... <Shao> g-eh#1753 +(570)- [X]<Squizzle> WARNING: DO NOT LET DR. MARIO TOUCH YOUR GENITALS. HE IS NOT A REAL DOCTOR.#8209 +(561)- [X]<Kyuss> how big should disk 1 of neverwinter be?<JtHM> |<----------------------------->|<JtHM> (not to scale)#10699 +(557)- [X]* Basil|ArFr was promised a BJ from a member of the opposite sex if he gets a C in Literature.<Fozzie> I've heard of parents giving gifts for good grades, but this is ridiculous!#1547 +(555)- [X]<iMike> i was just thinking of hiring a man to service my septic system<maff> is that the classy way to say you want to get fucked in the ass?#83627 +(546)- [X]<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.#35955 +(545)- [X]<EyesofPrisms> and ou are an uytter newb<KC48348751> dude<KC48348751> how did that y move over like 12 characters#2456 +(537)- [X]<M3rlin-> what is the legal age to buy alcoholic in england ? <p5Ds13a06> you cant buy alcoholics <p5Ds13a06> but if you wink the right way, some of them will follow you home for free#5542 +(532)- [X][guest27125] hi i am very good at irc, i can script and even hack people on irc,but this real good hacker keeps hacking into me and changing my nick, his name is NickServ#1988 +(526)- [X]<kritical> matts: bikes go faster than cars...a bike at 60 mph is a lot faster than a car at 60 mph<matts> kritical: um no...<kritical> matts: um yes<kritical> my sisters sport car at 60 mph goes faster than my dads explorer at 60 mph<kritical> a bike at 60 mph will blow by a car at 60 mph#85514 +(521)- [X]<Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.#5740 +(516)- [X]<evenpar123> I think I'm losing it...<Slant> evenpar123: Losing what?<evenpar123> my ability to tell the difference between games and reality<evenpar123> Just today, I was driving down a street, and saw a building that had sunlight reflecting off it...<evenpar123> And I thought "Damn....these are some nice graphics..."<evenpar123> It was horrible...<evenpar123> ugh#5468 +(504)- [X]<casmill2> I swear to god i must be the only true optimist left on the planet.#1057 +(500)- [X](MoLaUstEr) They call it PMS because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.#2470 +(493)- [X]<Fade_> heh, truent, you have a big fat dick up my ass <Fade_> err your ass#30509 +(493)- [X]<Nookadum> I need to learn html can anyone help?<Blar> Sure. Just put this on your webpage and when you go there a cool editor for it will come up - N<br>o<BR>o<BR>k<BR>a<BR>d<BR>u<BR>m<BR><BR>S<BR>u<BR>c<BR>k<BR>s<BR><BR>C<BR>o<BR>c<BR>k.<Nookadum> Thanks.* Nookadum has quit IRC (Quit: Off to work on my webpage. ^-^)Some time later.* Nookadum has joined #Megatokyo<Nookadum> Hey! Fuck you!<Blar> Alright. I forgot to tell you, you have to press F4 for it to work. That message is just protecting the secret of the editor.<Nookadum> Oh.. Alright.* Nookadum has quit IRC (Connection reset by client)#3320 +(488)- [X]<spd-dmn> lee: hows the baybee<Virtualee> spd-dmn She's great! Growing so fast!<spd-dmn> aw<spd-dmn> got any pics?<spazzer> has she sprouted appendages yet?<KK-> lol<spazzer> don't babies grow like potatos?<spd-dmn> ahaha<spd-dmn> spazzer you're on crack, buddy<spazzer> you mean they DON'T?<spazzer> they come out with arms and legs?<spazzer> shit<spazzer> i have a whole new respect for women#6518 +(488)- [X]<QJ> your grandma opened the shower door<QJ> while you were wanking?<knox> yep<knox> it was worse than that<QJ> she finished you off?#4738 +(463)- [X]* Synoptica bangs OutLore and Lord-Data[synoptica] fuck[synoptica] no i dont* Synoptica bangs OutLore and Lord-Data's heads together Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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